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# I'll have medium-well, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Will you have a side of flies with that, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I will admit to stopping and picking up the odd pheasent
If I hit it, or if I looks like a recent kill.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Apparently...
It's illegal to pick up something yiou've killed.
But you can pick up stuff other people have killed

/missus from the country blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Is that just to deter folk from going round the countryside, mowing down innocent fluffley/featherley things?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Yes. That is precisely the reason. It only applies to game species though.
Edible pest species, like rabbits and wood pigeon are fine. If someone in front of you hits a game animal, you are allowed to stop and pick it up. It's just the person who hit it that can't.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# So really you could go out in 2 cars with a mate
and pick up their kills if you wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Sure.
But you'd probably spend ten times as much on fuel as it would cost to just go and buy some game.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Doesn't stop me
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ^this
I mow things down for pleasure and buy my food in sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This is supposed to be true
but reckon it will be one very bored copper who will enforce it as law.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# there are only bored when they are not doing anything
soon as they catch you - all the fun starts from them.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# You'd be okay as long as when you drove off you didn't break the speed limit



/cynical
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# oooh, I propose we start an annual B3ta Road-kill-trip
we all go out, run down over some fluffy creatures, pick up each others kills and have a good ol' country barbeque!


or may be not....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# can we run over children too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# It'll B3ta Death race 2010!
10 points for kids
5 points for OAPs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# GOURANGA!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahah! EVERYTIME I see a Hare krisna prosession I think of that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# only the fat ones who can't dodge out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Do you have 17 imbred offspring named billy-bob Bobson Jr etc?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# No, but I live in Lincolnshire
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Yes, to 6 on each hand

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ah damn...
Does that mean I get to count my webbed toes as 1 for each foot?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I heard they use different numbers than everyone else in Lincolnshire
And everyone is named Daryl. Including the womenfolk.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I draw the line at cold and stiff
edit: cold or stiff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 0_0
Enough about that, how'd you feel about your food?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# oh food. I never gave that much thought :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# so just dead and still warn is ok?
I like your style.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I rape and eat, but in no particular order
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# In winter they can keep for about two days and still be perfectly edible.

/has actually picked up a roe deer that someone had hit with a car. It was perfectly tasty
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Surely--as long as there is nothing iffy about the situation
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It sure didn't taste iffy.
Tasted more venisony.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)