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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty compo for all the Mancs

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(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Banal
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# TJ - This Jan Moir business
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't Jan Moir the one who pissed off a b3tard over supposedly "hacking Google" or something a while back? Or was that a different Daily Mail reporter. I'm sure I remember something along the lines of a 'Jan Moir is a cunt' thing going on.

To the pic - I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# different one
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# T'was another two-bit Dailymail hack
called Julie Moult
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Julie Moult is an Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747643
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747648
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Julie Moult is an Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Dulie Mould is a indort.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# YOUR A IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# NO :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# WEARS MY IDIOT?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# UV LOST IT? UR STUPEND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:52, archived)
# DIS SHIT AINT NO LAFFIN MATURE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# im sry
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ITS WIV DA AYNJILS

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# N ANGLE MOLEESTD ME N I LIKD IT!"!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I would pay to see that
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Jan Moir is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Today
www.liberalconspiracy.org/2009/10/16/jan-moir-in-the-daily-mail-sickening-homophobia/
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I like Stephen Fry's comment:
"I gather a repulsive nobody writing in a paper no one of any decency would be seen dead with has written something loathsome and inhumane."

www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2009/oct/16/jan-moir-stephen-gately-facebook-twitter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# The Guardian is for sandle-wearing, muesli-eating, patchouli-smelling-of, hippies.
I feel sad because my parents read the Daily Mail. They have done for decades. It's never been a good paper, but ten years ago it wasn't quite as hate-filled as it is now. As far as I know, my parents don't hate anyone. They've certainly never expressed any such sentiments. I think they just really really like Princess Di though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# ^ this with a fucking bell on
Except if I actually read newspapers; I'd read the Guardian.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The Times.
All the broadsheets are pretty good for the actual news. It's only the columns and opinions sections where they really differ. I like a few of the Times' columnists, although I have to balance that against the fact that William Rees-Mogg has a column and he makes my knuckles itch.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Why does William Rees-Mogg anger you?
Oh you just said you can't remember, sorry. I was busy reading about him to find possible reasons. He's kind of pro-drugs, if that helps.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9747718
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# He's got a bloody annoying name
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Seems to be about the size of it.
Fair enough.

His daughter is called Annunziata.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Maybe that was what angered me.
No, no I don't think it was. Oh well. It's well established that I hate him now, so there's no going back.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# The only newspaper I read is the Guardian Online.
And the only bit of it I read is Charlie Brooker's column.

I don't want any facts getting in the way of my opionions, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# My parents read the Times.
I don't read enough papers to know where this places them on the political spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# The Times is,
and always has been, right smack in the centre. No paper is without a political agenda, but the Times seems to have someone representing every political agenda there is, so it seems fair.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I did Scunthorpe
but I don't get it :(

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Heh Heh
BRILLIANT.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Cunhp?
I don't get it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Haahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Classic.
The old ones are the oldest.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# That happens once a day anyway by some "jovial" homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# As a Lancastrian,
and a gay, I find this deeply offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# In which role do you find it most offensive?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Well
The sign at the other end of Canal Street actually has the letters painted off/over
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# yay......... CHORTLE ST.
best of all the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)