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# Meanwhile on board the Gastronomo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# he's a hungry wee fella
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I agree with Michel, the raspberry coulis could have less bacon in it.
Nicely, Ninjy-poos...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Indeed.
Let's have a balloon to re-fluffetise B3ta after all the nawtiness:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# FISH ON A STRING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Don't you oppress my balloon, you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I can has glee
except I don't like the amount of hanging flange.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# In the words of John Cleese during one of his more mad moments
"Hahahaha! WHO DOES?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Woohoo!
What's been going on this morning, I see flouncing and strops and nawty words?!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Chestbusting
doesn't get tougher than this.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# you get points for this,
but only for your use of "Gastronomo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# CHEST-BURSTING DOESN'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS!
I was watching that last night. It seems to be between pretentious bloke, down-to-earth bloke, and looking a bit fruity in her chef's whites lady.

Bit of a no-brainer, really.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# That's no way to talk about a lady...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Tee hee hee
It's just those three for the rest of the week now. The "final" seems to be actually five finals.

What did you think of the afternoon tea? It wasn't clear to me what was pre-prepared and what they actually made themselves. The breads, especially.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I think they should also make their own clothes and cut their own hair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Four
It finishes on Thursday.

I quite enjoy it in its way, although why on earth they thought that Crackers and Kevin Pietersen in a corporate box at Chelski constituted a discerning foodie audience I have no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# heh heh
I'm also a day behind, been catching up on iPlayer frantically so's I can watch the rest of this week in its proper place, like.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yes
several idiots going "ooh, it's really nice" made me want to give them all food-poisoning.

Spoilt bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# arrrrf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahah tasty
I bin watching that Stargate:Universe

here's my synopsis of the last episode:

"Will you stop fucking switching things on - it's giving me a headache"

~ many minutes later ~

"You see? Now the bloody power's gone"

-END-

this scriptwriting business is well easy

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Is the new series any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Will there be titty?
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Is that Thom Yorke? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I was quite peckish before
but now I'm actually starving
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)