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# I should work in advertising...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
so gonna to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# There is so much about this that I love...
It's about 17 different kinds of ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# If it was my kid that cat would be dead by now.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# if it was my cat, that kid would be dead by now
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# If it was my dead, that kid would be my cat by now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# be by cat dead if it kid my now that was would
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# cheers.
I like that he never stops.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It's mesmerising...
but I like to see children being pwnd by cats, there's that quite famous clip of a black cat jumping out of some bushes and knocking over a toddler...fanferkingtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# So wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Again. So, so sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# my dad once confused that for toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Licky he didn't have any anusole
lying around then!


EDIT: There's always the urban myth/legend of the guy that turns up to a student partly and start amning unwanted advances and gropes towoard the girls. So when he passes out drunk some people pull his trousers down, wipe deep heat around his bum and leave condoms with salad cream in round the bed for him to wake up to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I do wonder what happened to preparation A B C D E F and G!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Gaemorrhoids aren't such a common complaint these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Last seen
fighting with Godzilla on Monster Island I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Says you!
My gaemorrhoids are giving me bloody murder! Obviously H does nothing as it score two higher in Scrabble!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ahahaha
that will shrink its' pink pencil sharpener.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Yep, that cat's going to end up with a sore arse alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# O__O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# He's baaa-aaaack
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Yes, yes, of course!
Two fresh herring, some cream, and a cozy rug. And put the fire on, yes.
Anything else? Fine. No problem. No problem at all.

*comes out of trance*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)