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# verging on hate crime?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like my coffee to be tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)
# This, this,
a thousand times, this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# i like to keep my coffee locked in the basement.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Fritzl Blend?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Haaaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# damn you!
*deletes coffee strip number four*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Pffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!
*coffee everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
# oh yes!
more! get it all over!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
*wipes away laughter tears*

brilliant.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Excellent!
A truly disturbing narrative
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
So wrong, yet so right....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# This is one of the best things ever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
ha!

I declare this the winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
whythankyou. think this is the first 'woo' image i have recieved! :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Bastard!
That made me have to stifle an officelol and I did a really loud fart as a consequence.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# You did a bumgiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women
Milky.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Heh heh
Perfectly acceptaable ..... Pinning it on the door of a women's refuge would be a hate crime.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)
# pfff!
i am convinced the house opposite our old flat dahn in essexxx was some form of refuge, or safe house. it was bloody massive, always had all the lights on, and stuff going on indoors, but rarely saw people coming and going as per normal.

we had a parcel dropped off there for us once, and the woman who had it only opened the door enough to all but drop it out, and shut and bolted the door a nanosecond after.



(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I bet they are IT Project Managers
having a meeting, and in that meeting they will arrange the next meeting before going off for another meeting
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# you mean
they do fuck all real work?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Work is such an "in the box term", they are blue sky thinkers
the sort of blue sky thinkers who have sacked all the IT contractors in an attempt to save money
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# as someone who attends lots of that sort of meeting
i'd be even more fucked off if one of the little smugs openly read the paper during the meeting....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ah...but it shows that he is on the cutting edge of technology
even though an actual techie would probably already know any of the general info a paper has to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)
#
blue sky thinkers useless cunts
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# had one in the office the other day
looking for advice on his new product.

all the litterature he sent out alongside it (instrction sheets and the like), and all the labels on the product - of whcih there were many - all written in comic sans. i nearly fucking choked.*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Thing is though
whenever people are laid off (like a certain major provider of financial services laying off it's IT contractors), they always say "Blame the accountants".

It wasnt me! It was the fucking management!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Best response to "I like my coffee like I like my women":
"All over you?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Frothy?....................................no way!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
proper office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)