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[challenge entry] Compo, Christ & Clegg

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I can turn water into wine
All I need with it is some fruit, sugar and yeast, wait a few weeks, MIRACLE PERFORMED!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *worships*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# turning wine into piss is no miracle tho
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *makes joke about how the Claifornians have been doing it for years now*
Snobby wine lols
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I can piss on seals. What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# prosecution by the RSPCA?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Seals love weewee. It's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# nothing, but if you piss on your shoes you get an arf!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# PISS FROM A ROSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'd piss on seal if I saw him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I think that I stood in front of him on an escalator
in Kings X railway station once.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hehe
needs more tinbath on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
#
lol. water to wine, yes, but can you make a submarine out of a bathtub?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Well, Yorkshire men do keep banging on about how it's
"Gods own country"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# It looks like he's waiting for a bus & the other two have stepped in for an autograph & a sneaky snap.
That's one for the wall down at The Green Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Robert powell will probably turn up in it soon.
He's certauinly the right age
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# trading places?

golgotha, yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Dear Jesus,
Please help, my computer is died. I press button it go "WHURRR" then it stop

I press button! It not go whurr! Why it no go wurr!

Mousey mouse is lighted up! not fuse! What a shit!

So, please make it work.

or, send me new one, bastard.

With love

Discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# TJ
While the board is still relatively slow, I need to jack this thread (sorry ninj) to ask for some techie type advice.

I'm currently trying to take a long mp3 track (basically a whole 90 minute cassette burned to my PC) and edit it to lots of smaller tracks which I can then burn onto CD.

I've tried with Audacity but have become seriously baffled with all the different buttons and options. I just need something where I can play back the track, highlight any section I want to record, and export it as a wav or wma file.

My big problem (apart from being an idiot) is that the recording is taken from the radio and there are no obvious breaks in the recording that I can use for cutting and pasting purposes.

Does anyone know a really good, idiot-proof, preferably free, program I can use? It's getting close to Christmas and I need to get this rather enormous project finished, as it's a present for someone.

Thank you in advance anyone who sat through all that, and apologies to ninj for stealing his thread.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# can't think of a free solution off the top of my head
I suspect nero might enable you to split a long mp3 into tracks, been a while since I used it though.

no doubt some other folks will chime in

and forget audacity, it's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# thank you for that
I'm beginning to agree with you about audacity.

A google search turns up a few likely candidates, but I just wondered if anyone had any first-hand knowledge about this stuff.

Can't go far wrong with asking clever b3ta-types.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# oh I dunno
some of us are mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# can't help you there, I normally use WaveLab or SoundForge, but they're not free
I think any of the programs a google search brings up should be sufficient for simple cutting tasks though
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# No probs!
Jack away! (Ooh that sound rude) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# There should be MP3 cutters available out there
foobar2000 can do it but it's a nerd program written for nerds like me, it's really user-unfriendly for anything but playback.

The problem with doing things the way you're suggesting is the loss of quality -- each time you save an MP3 as an MP3 it gets passed through all the filters again and loses quality each time, same the copy of a copy of a tape was significantly worse than the original tape. So if you've saved a stream as an MP3 in the first place, ideally you want to avoid cutting it up and REsaving it as an MP3. (If you saved it as a WAV then ignore this, your approach is fine and I'd suggest get hold of Goldwave, it's shareware but fully functional. It's like Audacity but not designed by locking a million dorrito-addicted monkeys in a room and forcing them to ejaculate over a computer keyboard. I fucking hate Audacity, it's gash. Goldwave's really nice though.)

You avoid the quality loss problem with a cutting program. I seem to recall that there's one called mp3split that might do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)