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[challenge entry] Why did Jesus come to Britain?


'To change da foootuuure'

From the Jesus on Tour challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha


He cannot self-crucify... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# He'll be back

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha This is good
the the archaeological pedant in me *twitched* at the Iron Age costume... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# has anyone else wondered if these killers were in fact Terminators?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8401719.stm

"I need your boots and your mobile phone"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Terminators are fking awesome!
Although I always wondered why they didnt go back to a time when the tech to stop them didnt exist. Go back to Victorian times and bump off the great great great great granddads.

"I say old bean, I require your top hat, dapper brogues and penny farthing"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# No, but what I did wonder
If they can't kill themselves, and go back in time on a mission that will effectively also mean they won't exist in the future, would they have been able to complete this mission in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Oh, okay than

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# in this case, the opposite is the reverse, and vice-versa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I know, its a basic paradox
Anyone whos watched back to the future should know its impossible. Also, if the mission ever succeeded, then the future they've come from would ALWAYS reflect that, so if connor is alive in the future then it means that no matter how hard they try, they will ALWAYS fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I like that you know more about fictional time travel than the fictional characters who fictionally travel through time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# HAXXORZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# In a universe that abides Einstein's laws,
if a time machine should be invented, you can never go back further in time than the point where is was first operational
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ah, that's all well and good, but Einstein was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# So here it is
Merry Christmas!

Everybody's having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Did you get your bunny back yet?
I'm seriously considering an anonomous strike to reclaim him for you, any other result is simply too unfair to be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha!
I need your robe, your sandals and your jerkin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)