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# i tried drawing on a brasil nut
it looks like this:


(good evening 'online artistic community')
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh fuck are we supposed to make art?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm sorry, it's a lovely nut drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ok, how about "creative"
either way i'm working b3ta into the personal statement on my uni application
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Are you sure you want to risk that?
What if whoever reads it stumbles into /talk or *lowers ears, hushed tones* /qotw?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Length?
One page CVs are desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'm sorry, I only repsond to zeltergeist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Well that's lucky because a response from anyone other than Mue would have upset me
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Touché
(Mu2, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I always (just now thinking about it) imagine your name to be some sort of engineering tool.
"Pass us a point 5 zeltergiset, will ya?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# 4000 characters
not really like a cv though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I was making a weak QOTW-related joke
And yeah, I remember the joys of the personal statement.

While I was trying to write mine a few years ago I stumbled across a few example, one of which was for philosophy. The person had done their entire personal statement as a dialogue between two dead philosophers about how suitable the candidate was. I threw up, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ah, sorry :)

good lord. guess its possible to put a bit to much focus on the "make sure you stand out" advise.
really hope my tutor will proof read any guff out of mine, but i can safely say its not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# You could always stand out
by making sure you remember the difference between the verb "to advise" and the noun "advice".

/Being a total cunt blog :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# don't worry
i'm not mentioning it by name.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Ugh, mine was too long and I had to cut most of it out :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# ART!?
YOU'RE CHEATING!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# YOU CHEAT ME!
FIX MY FUCKING DOOR! YOU CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Threadjack: Decided to pea roast this for the compo (and re-intro it to b3tards)

Bigga: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/xmascard-b3ta-adoration.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Oh god, at first glance I only saw beatie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# This is fake
theres no Pantseatflyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# wooo!
hail teh beattie!
(I helped save b3ta! sarah sarah sarah, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# My . . . what a steady hand you have my dear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# That's considerably detailed,
considering it's so small.
Did you use a teeny tiny pen?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# number 1 fineline
and a roatering pen.

will do another with just the roatering.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Once again, lovely work.
also lovely nails.
mmmmm
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# sad as it is
...i shopped some of the crud out from under them.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Isn't a nailbrush better for that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# that might scratch the computer screen
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# DISGUSTING, FILTHY URCHIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Rather nice, this
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Oh my! That is so beautiful.
Such detail and such loveliness. And that's an enlarged image the original must be exquisite.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# :)
you always say such nice things.
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Are you real? You're incredibly fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Bunnywuffle's insides are kittens and dandylions.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Yes. Yes they are.
I am real honest. I say things when I mean them and if they're mean I don't say them.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hello, I like your nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I was going to troll you then, but stopped myself.
I'm being good tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Troll me, fannywater.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No. I'm a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You're a smelly oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
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€
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# that's fantastic
I love it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You've got lovely fingers
And I bet you could do serious damage with those nails.

Nice drawing too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I can see your nuts
thats lovely. Now try it on a walnut
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Coo, veh nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)