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# I saw a passing bandwagon a few pages back
(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# It's "fought"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Friend or fough?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Fough you too you fougher
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Fee, fie, fough, fum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# How does the rest of that go, you racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I smell the blood of an Englishman
Be he alive or be he dead,
I'll send him home because he's black.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I'LL GRRRRRIIIIIND HIS BONES TO MAKE MY BRRRRREAD!
(giant was scottish)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# That's "North of England" technically.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# SCOTCHLAND, I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Apparently they hate being called Scotch. So...
SCOTCHLAND IT IS!!!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Food and drink are scotch, everything else is scottish.
People are only scotch if you're a cannibal.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I love to call people by their country of origin : "Alright, Irish?" - this works double plus good in the case of the Scotch.
Ahhh. Being English is so sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# It must get confusing for you
All those Englishes you must talk to. How do they know who you are talking to?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Indeed.
They all look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# 'Tis true, we do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I know I do.
Exactly the same.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# What do you call your Nigerian friend, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# "Alright, Nigerian"?
You do realise that I don't actually do this? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I fought I fough a foughy cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# scroll down for some misspelt memage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# *closes paint.net*
...although I was doing it via the medium of a gravestone with the name and epitaph.

Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# That guy had an impressively evil laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Voiced by Paul Lynde.
Sadly no longer with us but a truly amazing voice.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Brett Spiner sounds like him too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean.
Lor WAS the Hooded Claw.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Lor was so much more awesome than Data and his irritating cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Is this wrong speeling day today?
I couldn't work out how Spot managed to have kittins when we never saw any other cats on the Enterprise and Data had no catflap on the door of his quarters....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "Computer! Kittens, fluffy."
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Good triv question:
Who invented the catflap?
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Schrodinger?
but he couldn't work out whether his cat was inside or outside

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Nearly.
Isaac Newton.

*twattybanjotrufax*
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Ferdinand von Catflap
Or alternatively, the dutch inventor Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# That is a good question.
It wasn't me otherwise I would be considerably richer than I currently am.
I think it was Lord Catflap.
not related to the Catflap of Filthy Rich and Catflap fame mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I'm sure the Chinese government will announce in the near future that they have discovered evidence that it was invented in China.
They invented it, but then chose not to use it or make any mention of it in their literature or even to remember that they invented it until just a minute ago. Honest.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Oh, right. I just assumed that his name was "Lor" and not "Lore". I guess I'm not nerdy enough to know that :)
Talking of nerdy, there is a whole section of the Data wikipedia page on Spot:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_(Star_Trek)#Spot

which includes such vital info as :

"Despite the name, Spot is not actually patterned with spots. Spot originally appears as a male Somali cat, but later appears as a female orange tabby house cat,"

THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA! WHY NOT SPEND SOME TIME ON REAL TOPICS, IN THE REAL WORLD?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# My comment wasn't directed totally at you :)
I saw this after the wrong spellings on the "I fough the law" images and wondered if I had missed an edict declaring today a speshul speeling day. I am always amazed at the breadth of knowledge on Wikipedia. I'm orf to look see if there is any kittin explanation there.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I have the same Penelope Pitstop fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I can dress up as The Hooded Claw if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ^ This
although possibly more this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# *_*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# crikey
where's Dick Dastardly?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# HAYALP!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMtA8ahAwDI
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# haha
Mrs S and I went to a party as Penelope Pitstop and The Hooded Claw, but everyone kept thinking I was Dick Dastardly, despite the fact I was doing the voice perfectly and EVERYTHING! Cunts!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Did you tie them to train tracks with rope?
That would have shown them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# why didn't I think of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Muahahahahahaha!
You would have had to have done the ebil laugh as well
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
#
The Hooded Claw anyway
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Who was the greatest whore in history?
Mrs. Pac-man, because for 10p she'd swallow balls til she died!
(Dad Joke, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hai Sushi :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)