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# I just went to tescos in tottenham...& I saw this
This is a genuine sign, I've not altered it at all.

obv I added the dude


Tesco is weird, I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha they could've at least added 'food' to the end!
'Cheese food' would look so much better!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# LOL
Tesco classes Easter Eggs as Groceries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# and suppliers as scum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# <ex-dairy farmer grumble>
Too right
/
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# stop milking it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah, it's just hard cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# until the cows come home...
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# You can't blame him for being cheesed off
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# it only just o-curd to him
cud you be a bit moore sympathetic?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Sir.
I salute you.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# only if he whey'd it all up
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# that lact
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# bovine then!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# That's so fourstomachs true
/ruining the pun game
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# pull the udder one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# cattle be the end of that then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# you've not herd the last of it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# This is giving me the horn

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Oi! What's your beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I was about to slag you off, but I don't think I'll brisket

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# MOOOOOOVE along please...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
images3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/5/5b/Protectron.png
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Pull the udder one...
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# do they?
crazy fools
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Well according to your photo they do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I should use my seeing eyes
and not just feel things up....

well spotted sir!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# arf!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
God that Tesco's is vile

In fact the whole of Seven Ssiters should be levelled with an atom bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# agreed
it needs more bleach and sponges
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
i'm glad i've moved far from there.

*remembers days of boogieing at the Ritzy*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# plus side, we're 5 mins from crotch end....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# i'm not sure that that is a plus.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
crotch end crouch end

they now have a waitrose. And a budgens. And a tesco.

Not sure what that says....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# More expensive
just as scummy

Reminds me of Location, location the other night.
Two hipsters wanted 'urban and gritty' in a 'nice area'
They basically wanted Hoxton; a grotty scum hole that scum can't afford to live in anymore, and you pay four quid a pint
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Urban & gritty?
here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Well, that's dinner sorted, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha
i found last nights amusing, the couple running the 'fat camp' in devon. it reminded me of the phrase 'never trust a bald barber, he has no respect for your hair'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# This is true
see also thin chefs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# *votes for this*
Although bloody Islington would put the council tax up to cover the cost of the anti-radiation meds they'd need.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Tesco > Asda
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Asda is like going shopping in Albania. In the Bronze Age.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# ...is one of the many advertising slogans they rejected



this is making me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
am still getting over the trip there....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# apart from the fat council bints in leggings
and the female ninjas, my asda is great, there's a large local asian community which means rice and spices are piled up in big bags like in a corner shop, there's also now a polish asile due to an influx of workers.

i find that if you look around you can get good british produce at a fair price.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# neither
tesco = tax doging basterds/dame shirley porter
asda = walmart cunts of america
M&S = smug bastards

It's gotta be morrisons or sainsburys - back the brits etc etc

*waves flag*
*eats cake*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Sainsburys is far too middle class







Waitrose ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I refuse to go to asda now
One summer we bought some lamb and mint kebabs from there, and the meat was like pulp and just melted into the bbq.

Also the one near home tends to be full of scumbags (/snob)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# are you crazy???
waitrose is where the queen shops - you can't get any posher than that
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416965/Waitrose-awarded-a-Royal-Warrant.html
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I shop in Waitrose in Windsor, I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ever seen her maj
pushing a trolley?
Or does she do it on-line d'ya think?

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# She can be found in the '5 swans or less' lane.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# hahahha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# One of the things I love about Waitrose
is that the sign there says "5 items or fewer".

You get a better class of syntax at Waitrose.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Awesome.
I shall go inspect the one on the Holloway Road shortly.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I like Sainsburys. It keeps the proles out of Waitrose
/forget who originally said that so can't credit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# its gets complicated when you throw product budget channels into the mix
which is better Asda Best or Tesco Value? Tesco Finest or Sainsburies Basic.

We need a mathematician
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ... Stat!
/finds the concept of shopping in the local Asda while 'families' wander around the store munching on open burgers and fries from the in-house McDonalds a little too much - spreading their McGreasy McMitts over all the open produce and clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# *shudders*
remembers www.peopleofwalmart.com/
it's real and it's over here....

/also snob
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# this is one of the things that I hate about shopping
is all the bloody chavs wandering around eating the biscuits/doughnuts they haven't paid for yet

/grandad blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)
# You have to accept that virtually all shoppers carry germs/grease on their hands to some extent
I just find the process of encouraging it via the in-house McDonalds route a silly idea. Watching young kids/tots being pushed round in the trolleys munching on burgers and spitting/throwing it all around them is also a bit 'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I just realised
you are talking about an in-house McDonalds in an Asda. What alternate universe have I suddenly landed in?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Norwich :)
/probably other Asda stores as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Honestly, that is truly the worst thing I can imagine in a supermarket.
that is truly the worst thing I can imagine in a supermarket.At least the Asda's here in Cardiff have their own cafe sections admittedly with nothing much that didn't come out of the deep fryer but the food comes on plates and requires knives and forks for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Sainsbury's basic cheese is nice enough
Also the salmon is OK.

However both of these are not much cheaper than the regular stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# many budget foods are in fact exactly the same as the standard version
its just that they need to produce a budget version to fill their product range. They generally can't produce it any cheaper anyway.

and yes - JS Basics cheese is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ASDA is vile... but so much cheaper
I actually don't mind the ALDI/LIDL axis

but we're a sainsburys household
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ALDI and LIDL do some great food
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# LIDL's Apple Sauce rules.
trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Sainsbury's for me also
mostly to do with proximity, but they also seem somehow less foul than the others too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I'll agree with you there, you kinda know what you're getting into with Aldi
and they do have 'some' gems on the food aisles.
There's also a local small sainsburys just opened up nearby which I'm finding rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# But can you actually
taste the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# That isn't the dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)