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# pikachu is gonna get you

run little ones run

the bloke sitting next to you
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hypnotic breasts are hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# wasn't just me then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I paused at my keyboard trying to think of something to say to that.
This is all I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# C- must try harder

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# i think i just came in my pants
did I just put that
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# No that was me
*passes pants back*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# It's like a bulimic Pacman
Binging and purging her head forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
I think I was on 4chan when this set first appeared, but this anim is scary....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# he's very scary whoever he is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# it is blatently a girl
i can tell by the breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# the boobs suggest its a lady
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# y'think?


I still think he's scary

(it's blatantly a bloke wearing a wig and glasses with a pair of gazza tits stuffed underneath his lady's coat...)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# men dressed as ladies on the internet?
you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# now you've put doubt in my mind
I'd have sworn it was Mighty Nibus..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# It's a close shave and no discernable adam's apple


not conclusive though, *fwaps anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# If it wasn't for the stupid hat,
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# something to hold on to
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# nice shoppage on the adams apple then
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Worryingly some women do have Adam's apples while some men are left bereft
When such things can't be relied upon, where do we turn to to identify gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
#
look inwards.
the truth is out there.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# look to see if they wear trousers or frocks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Are you calling the Scottish a bunch of girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# He's calling chicks in denim manly
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Indeed.
Hairy arms aren't as manly on a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# it can be quite complex
Fortunately the bbc can come to the rescue here. Now all we need are lots doctors and about 6 months worth of testing to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# they just need to ask one question:
What are you drinking?

Pint=male
anything else=female
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Pint of snakebite and black?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# drank by students
only just discovering both the joys of legal drinking and their own identity, free as they are for the first time from the shackles of the family domicile. When they've 'found themselves' they will naturally drift one way or the other, towards either a proper manly pint of beer or a fruit-based refreshment.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Wouldn' t the presence of a womb be fairly conclusive
or lack of a y chromosome... Or am I over simplifying?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# 'scuse me, can I see your womb?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# :S
ok i give up
still would tho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# phwoar!
would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Made this earlier.
And shamefully posted it on /b/ first instead of here...



Is it bad that I go on 4chan? I feel dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Only a odd, red fluid
from it's blood-stained teats.

(I may have based the teeth on a certain b3tan's Zalgo comic...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# he cums
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Why go to a slattern, riddled with cancer and the clap
when you have the fair maiden that is B3ta to clutch you to her heaving busom?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I dabble on both sides...
I've come out of the eCloset.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# So long as you disinfect yourself thoroughly when you leave, I think it's OK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Mindbleach. By the gallon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Like dipping your nets when fishing?
*dips pc into murky solution*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)