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# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Kill them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# With Fire!
and if that doesn't work with Liquid Nitrogen and a Hammer - MC Hammer ofc!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I need to get me some 2X03 Blood
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# All politicians are the same.
Lying, self-serving scum.

Everything they say is just to placate the voters.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# All is a strong term
99% is probably more accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# 79.831% of all Statistics are a lie!
and so is the Cake!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# and so are those signs which say there is a speedcamera
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I thought that
78% of statistics were made up on the spot so as to prove a point
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
#
4/3 People don't even know what statistics are
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# bah now I want cake
...and tea mmmm
(spook, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Call me a cynic
But I don't trust anyone who goes into politics deliberately.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# So will you not be voting then?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I will be voting.
Reluctantly.

It will make no difference, but I'm not throwing it away.

There is some small, not-yet-dead, romantic part of me that hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I hear you,
Although, the thought of 4 years of "Call me Dave" is enough to get me down the polling booth..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I won't be voting for either Call Me Dave or Gordon Is A Moron.
But then ... who I do vote for won't stand a chance against the juggernaut tyrrany of the two big parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# pirate party!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Kind of self-defeating if you believe in the "Juggernaut of the 2 party State" theory
and say that you won't throw your vote away by not voting, yet you will waste it on a meaningless protest vote for a "no-hope of getting in" Party.

I will throw my vote away - I will only vote when there is something worth voting for and something you can believe and trust in.

Really we aren't going to change things until someone with enough authority decides to change things - such as the Union Leaders standing up and saying we won;t support New Labour any longer and set up a new party for the Working Class.

/soapbox packed away
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Well I do believe that if you don't vote, you didn't even try to change things
And therefore you can't complain when you don't like it.

The problem is that here in the West we're so warm, fat and comfortable that we don't really want to change anything that drastically. Of course we all enjoy a good moan, but that's all it is.

Maybe I'm just going to vote so that I can complain without feeling like a hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# as if we have a say in what happens anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Lets get a B3ta MP :D!
May I recommend Scunthorpe? :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# you sure can...

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Well Done. My Vote is now taken
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'll vote for anyone who enforces 15b
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# what about
No masturbating unless being watched by ceiling cat?

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# You sick freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I cannot endorse this manifesto hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Where's dogs dressed as people dressed as food?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# It's a damn outrage is what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# pretty sure its in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Yeah.... I can't read :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I'm a tad unhappy
about 6 though. I don't want to move back Oop North™ because it holds too many bad memories for me :(

My cats will have something to say about 15a as well. And 12.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
I want to stay here where my house and cats and stuffs is! Oh and Mr Space Bunny too. Though at least he'll get to stay in Wales :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# What about 21 then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Well, that's banned
that's bannedso I couldn't possibly comment.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Maybe
we could relocate your place of birth to within 10 metres of your current location.
You can get a government grant for the skip hire.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha I laughed heartily when I read this
following on from 2, has anyone tried Crabbies (alcoholic ginger ale if you hadn't heard)? I think it's rather good.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Yes I have!
And yes it is. Why they haven't done this before now escapes me. It's my tipple of choice when I go out at the moment (which admittedly isn't very often).
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# same for me! So warming and delicious
I know what you mean. After all, it is called ginger BEER, so it took them this long to make an alco version :S
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# no mention of jaffa cakes
they're a key issue in my constituency
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# i wish i could remember
why i pushed for the free dispensing of tesco-value cup-a-soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# to keep the proles out of your tins cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Can I have a kazoo instead of a nose flute?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# this is the future
..the good future
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# This has not been my experience.
(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I remeber voting for tutiton fees too
oh no
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Paul McCartney?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I was just thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# they both have ghastly faces, especially blair, he looks more evil with age
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# someone said start a new thread...
just as I was posting this

and I thought about this

which is pretty much what appeared in the new thread, although these change with whether the post is even or odd on the page.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Oooh that's cool
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I have come to the conclusion
that you are a clever lil bunny at this interwebs stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Clever stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)