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# Now this is worth watching
with or without Kiera...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# oh Keira
i don't know why i fancy you, cos you look like a fish balanced on an upright toast rack, but somehow it works.

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# She looks like a man.
You're clearly a repressed gayer.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# she crosses the boundaries. She's the confuser
i know my sexually unfocused wife fancies her too.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
#
sexually unfocused - what a superb term.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# like everything with mrs monstrinho her precise sexual preference depends on time of the month, hormones, if she's had a good night sleep, if it's the weekend, if she's eaten too much, if she's eaten too little, if she's been reading the internet,
women. pshah!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# are you trying to show off that your wife has lezzy tendencies?
does she ever talk about them - do you need to share, to erm, get it off your chest?...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# yes she does
so far it has not lead to any sexy situations. i'll keep you posted
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I'LL BE HERE
ANYTIME YOU NEED ME
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much.
I was watching that new Lady Gaga video the other day, and even though I know she's a man, I still whacked one out.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# She's so not a man.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# the recent analogy that she is like Su Pollard is excellent
but then I would have given Su Pollard one when she was younger.

edit: fuck - I've just upset myself
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Su Pollard? Lolzords. I'm not so sure :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I think it was too much Hi-De-Hi when I was a kid
the tall blond one who was supposed to be sexy looked like a man even then

edit:
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# has the guy turned his head so fast it's bent into a bean shape by the forces involved
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha, this is my favourite phrase of today.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# what is the technical term for this particular hooker look?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# it's the Ram-Raid through Accessorize look
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ahhh dear
*wipes tear from eye*

That's click o' the day, there!
:-)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Basildon Chic
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# arf
: )
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I wonder if Su was ever bluffin' with her muffin?
EDIT: On that evidence I fucking well hope not.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# her tights make her look like she recently had a very heavy period
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Nice. Just...nice.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# oh dear god
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# and she has two ankle-fannies
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *sick giggle*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# yes this. I think it's the innocent girl-next-door look
or perhaps this
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *cannot unsee*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Oh that is so blatenly shopped
Look at the curves. Someone obviously has the liquify filter's brush too big.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I think you may have missed the joke
that they added 100lbs to her.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# phwoor
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
and also hahahahahahah to the britney one :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I prefer the jolly Jennifer Love-Hewitt.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# "You want pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Then standing there, whilst make-up still have to paint a cleavage on you".
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# this might be part of why she's so lovey
she needs 'comforting'
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# she's so thin, she just needs a good stuffing
of my cock obviously. it's like a sad sort of joke
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Bwahaha
*likes this*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)