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(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# for a moment, i thought that was simon cowell
and i was happy.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# You know the stupid rhyme people say about magpies? 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy... ect?
What does it mean when you have 10 of the bastards nesting on your roof.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Run.
Run as fast as you can and don't look back.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# you've got bird shit in your guttering
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# sorrow x 10
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# But also, Joy x 5
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Three and a third girls and two and a half boys
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# and a cup and a half?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# So, more sorrow than joy. Twice as much, in fact.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Before the 17th century they were just called pies.
Sorry, this doesn't answer your question.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# What did they call pastry encased meals?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Pasties.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# So what did they call pasties?
Magpies, perhaps?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# lunch
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Pied Crows?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# No, apparently it meant "woodpecker".
"pied" comes from reference to the way the bird looks, not the other way round.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# what did they call a woodpecker?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# cider
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# They called it a "pie", which means "cuckoo".
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
#
ahaha
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# is this this restoration comedy I keep hearing about
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# something like:
Eight is a kiss. Nine is a wish. Ten is a chance never to be missed.

I think there's a nastier Yorkshire version too...
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
got him!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hai Moleypoo!

:D

Edit: How rude of me *Click*
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Oh hello you! How's it hanging?
It's such a nice day I'm going to take small mole to the pub.
Hooray!
:D
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Bless!
Sounds great, oh don't forget, you're now drinking for two
as Mrs Moley cannot drink at the minute...:)

Oh and I'm fine thankoo :)
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Lost time accidents? Do they involve worm holes and time travel and paradoxes?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
#

Nice! :)
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# The fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# CHEDGE
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Arf!
That's going to look good on the claim form.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I was working on a job and was given the wrong sort of ladder...
I like how he's not even looking at it.
Like he just completely locked up with fear and fell back, completely paralysed.
Now that IS the fear.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Unrung !
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)