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# Hey guys, just want to say thanks to the people who turned up to say hi in London at the weekend, all in all my first ever con as an artist-type-person went really well
Moar pics here: www.flickr.com/photos/keozen/sets/72157623726321686/
Look at the pretty books
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Fab burns, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# They join up to a chinstrap :) it just so happens that the beard on the middle of my chin is a lot lighter than the rest for some odd reason
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# An unbiased opinion, eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Is there such a thing as an "unbiased opinion"?
I'm going to have a lie down and a think about this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Oh, yes - Richard Dawkins*
* may not be the best example
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# No
But there are correct and incorrect ones.

For example, mine are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I can confirm this to be the case.
Or maybe I can't... it's a paradox.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I only have opinions about things I am against.

And lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# As ever, Mr Cre.
The voice of reason amongst this madness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Harlan Ellison FTW!
"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# All gentlemen with burns are fine fellows in my opinion
It's scientific fact that we are all considerate lovers, generous, love our mums and better at most things than everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *checks with Wikipedia*
Yep, right on all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *cough*McCririck*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ...yeah but he wears Burn Wigs
so he's clearly a charlatan of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I thought it was you for a second there :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I'm very jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I've had to grow a beard recently
I kept getting mistaken for a student at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
He does look curiously like me... but he's far more talented clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Had to?
Are you preparing for an Arctic trek?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I didn't have to
but in my position I have to distance myself from the rabble
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Not washing for several weeks can do that to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# facial hair is kinder on the missus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Yay!
Good work on the chops, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# you're a con artist?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# it depends, do you like the look of these fine leather jackets?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# He's hiding in plain sight.
*knowing wink*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# spam with spam and spam
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Mmm, spam
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# sooo...did you make much money?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Yes and no. I took a good ammount to say that I'm pretty much an unknown. Ofsetting it against the costs I ended up losing a bit though. Having said that I did a lot of networking and met a LOT of lovely people which is why I wanted to go anyhow :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hurrah..first steps n all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Yep, that's the general idea :D I'm already booked in for "Thought Bubble" in Leeds in Nov, and I may do another before then too.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# My dad has a favourite saying about investment that's relevant here,
but I don't remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Is it "Don't shit in your wok"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# No I just remembered it,
it's "you've got to speculate to accumulate."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Sounds like witchcraft to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# yeah but that's capitalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Buy high, sell low.
sell low.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# As opposed to
'You need a speculum to accumulate'

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I say that to the missus everytime I stick a tenner
on some three legged nag in the 4.30 at kempton

She's still not convinvced
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# "He who laughs last gets the worm"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Yay!
You should always totally offer to sleep with them if they think it will help advance your career.

I didn't get to where I am now by not asking people to sleep with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# where are you now?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# clap clinic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# he's in my bed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# He's the head of Double Negative Industries Incorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# follow the rain cloud
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# /obvious blog
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# marvelous stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# You nicked my hat!
Noons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# noooons jeeves
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# NO, my hat, my precious!
Tis my most awesome "Christy's of London" hand made bowler :D I love it rather.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# It's rather splendid, as is your work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Thank you kind sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
Glad to see the old traditions aren't all dying out. Top attire sir.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# IE8
reports your site as unsafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# IE8 ought to report itself as unsafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Mop please.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Athankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# AHHHH
MINDPISS
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# IE8
reports your site as is unsafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Your mother is unsafe
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Of course she is unsafe, she became unsafe around the time you bummed her.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Really? Does it give a reason? It's just a standard comicpress site on a bluehost server.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# i dunno
i just told it to buggerr off and click ignor and go to site.

now my computer is riddled with worms and trojans.

*shakes fist*


are you using your dads money to bankroll your artistic dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# IE7 is fine
I thought it might trigger the dreaded "operation aborted" bug, but...well, nothing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# That's good to hear

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# fucking hell, they've given the Film 2010 job to Claudia Winkleman
sorry for the TJ, but fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Really?? FFS
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I had a bad feeling about this
When Mark Kermode vehemently denied ever having been offered the job on Friday's show :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# WHAT????
At least Kermode ruled himself out, rather than being rejected in favour of her.

I gave up watching it years ago when it turned into Wossy Meets His Showbiz Chums and Fawns Over Them Embarrassingly 2010.

I was hoping kermode would bring it back to being, y'know, a film review show. Fat chance of that now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ^ This. In spades.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# This is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You what? You have GOT to be joking.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)