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(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# French?
edit: I'm sure Bumoto BNP is an arse-powered racist moped
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Did you know...
there's more French than Poles in England?

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# didja know there are more Brits in Europe
than Europeans in Britain


a fact that some LibDem guy used last week to flatten some UKIP nonce on Radio 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# It's a disgrace
going over there, nicking their jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# in other news - perhaps these are just shelters from Space Invaders
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8608282.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Surprised Cardboard Mosque is surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# 'Really Disturbing'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha
those subheadlines are often a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Arf!
"We have no intention of offending religious sensibilities."

Hmm, may have fell at that fence, Mr MOD spokesman.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
#
"Facilities at Bellerby have been upgraded in response to operational feedback from Afghanistan as it is crucial that our armed forces train at ranges that replicate the environment they will be deployed to."

That's why its fucking raining?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha
by 'eck - lets get thy to them there Tora Boras pronto
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Afghan is made from cardboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# there's a similar firing range down near to Thetford in Norfolk I believe
there was a few news pieces from it last year. They've built the best part of a town down there that resembles 'parts' of Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# most builder's skips look like parts of Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# WiL seems to be fighting a losing battle over on /links with this...
Nobody there seems to think there is anything wrong with this, which I find rather odd...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# It's wrong,
but not as wrong as, say, killing people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Not if the point of the training is to try and shell the bits that aren't mosques.
I notice the ones in the picture aren't actually riddled with gunfire.

But really, if it gives some agitants something to get agitated about, then at least it sells papers and that's good for the economy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
economy BNP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# "The first thing they need to do is remove this straight away," he said.
i.e. through artillery fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# yeah
you never hear of Brits paying their life savings to a middle-man so they can move to another country where they don't speak the language and have no knowledge of the culture but still reckon it's a change for the better...oh wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah tell that to a scaffolder.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# *targets you from space*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Czy wiesz
Istniej jeszcze bardziej ni w Europie Europejczyków w Wielkiej Brytanii
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Get to work you lazy cunt.
I don't pay you £2.98 an hour to wank about on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# but what a job!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# *Przystanki wanking*
przykro boss
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Kasto Kasto Krut!
Poligen! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Oh noes
They'll have to read it right to left.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking top toap!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the armpits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *does comedy farting noises*
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Oxygen-theiving morons (see what I did there?) FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# heheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# punjabi voters:
ਬੀ ਐਨ ਪੀ ਵੋਟ
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Not on google translator
Could be a job there for you?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
the chinese just says "france vote"
(aeriph, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I put "Vote BNP" in google translate then used a drop-down to select the language. Only had to type "vote BNP" once and did not, I have 100% certainty of that, put "france vote" in. Strange.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# We may have uncovered a conspiracy here.
Perhaps the BNP has been planted by the French to piss us off. Then, when we're all looking the other way, they will slowly engulf us in a giant warm brie.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Pleidleisiwch am BNP
not BNP Pleidlais. I mean, everyone knows that.

Yours truly,
The official B3TA Welsh translator (OBWT). xxx
(. Y . ), Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Please direct all complaints to
Google Translator Department
Google HQ
Google Park
Googleville
USA
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Pleidleisiwch dros BNP
shirley?
(Killer Whale, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)