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What the camera sees vs what she sees ...

(anat0010, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:52, archived)

bravo!

youve just made me see my lunch again, very good!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:04, archived)

That is

fantastic.

I always wondered if marmots took those pictures...

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mrbrong, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:26, archived)

I dont make these things up you know ...

Well thats a bit of a lie. Nevertheless http://www.cwru.edu/affil/ansmet/final_words/photographer.html see for yourself.

(anat0010, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:05, archived)

Yummy Echidna

STEP 1

STEP 2

STEP 3

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:42, archived)

you are a

nasty, nasty man - stop all this echidna eating tomfoolery, or i'll poke you in the ribs until you cough!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:45, archived)

but

theyre just so damn tasty

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:03, archived)

ok,

eggs is in da filim
trixy
(all done on works time an posted in works webspace hoorah!)

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wangolini, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:42, archived)

i would bow in reverence

but my nack is backered

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:47, archived)

Truly incredible!

I was nearly sick through my eyes when I saw that. Top marks.

(Carpworld, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:49, archived)

you sure your not a crab?

they piss thro their eyes...

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:59, archived)

Just

got back from lunch and almost spewed up my chicken dippers coz of the Evil Clive Geeeeeennnnniusss.

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:07, archived)

More

like a crayfish, not far off though.

(Carpworld, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:41, archived)

Crikey!

where the fuck have you been all this time, B?

(Nacho, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:04, archived)

hey babe!

i hurt my back when i was moving house & been off work for 3 weeks... - kiss it better for me?

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:09, archived)

Oi! read the sign:

No petting in the pool

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:10, archived)

but rob,

you know we've been courting for ages....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:13, archived)

usual story!!!!

your not still using that old line!!!

(ozy, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:22, archived)

hey buddy!

i was just about to phone you! - how's the new job?

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:24, archived)

can I just say...

it's fuc*in' ace!!!
how's ya back bitch?

(ozy, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:26, archived)

now i know somethings up

no one REALLy has a good job do they?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:28, archived)

nice to hear - get your icq up!

he doesnt like coming on when im not here....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:29, archived)

but why? we don't bite.

often

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:29, archived)

no,

but he does....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:31, archived)

help me through this please...

I need some one to hold my hand.... I'm scared.

(ozy, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:30, archived)

you'll rock.

if you're a design manager you should walk around in a suit & tie. Designers never do that - it'll scare them all shitless. go on go on go on.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:37, archived)

AAaaaahahhhHHHHhhh!!!!

a suit..... you can't pay me enough!!!!

(ozy, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:44, archived)

seriously. It'd be cool

I've been thinking abou tit for a while now. Getting a briefcase, suit, 80's powercut, the lot. It would just frighten people. Not least, me.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:47, archived)

oh as a joke...........

I can see the funny side in that but it would be really scary, I might forget who I am

(ozy, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:51, archived)

what's going on - Ozy -

you had a "bad back" aswell?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:26, archived)

nah... bad job....

I've just moved to a different company, so no connection to the real world.

but it's great to be back!

(ozy, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:29, archived)

ahh.

glad you got a nice new job tho.
That's cool. Does it allow you to photoshop things for hours on end on a daily basis? If not. Why not?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:31, archived)

it should do -

Hes a design manager!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:32, archived)

in a web company?

lordy - if he's anything like any of them that i know - he'll have all the time in the goddamn world!

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:35, archived)

hmmm

all that bending over i'll wager, and we're not talking moving house....

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:30, archived)

Oi!

watch yer language! - its all lies!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:34, archived)

Oi- Bastordizer...

get back to work...all the systems are down

(Napster, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:40, archived)

wahay!!!!!

are you here now as well then me old mucker? - do me a favour - dont tell anyone im on here.....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:43, archived)

what you doin' here?

I thought it was your day off

(ozy, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:46, archived)

No mate tomorrow

whos the daddy!

(Napster, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:52, archived)

gardening perhaps?

uphill? That could give you a bad back i reckon.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:38, archived)

i so wish i was here... and not stuck in my office

www.worldcybergames.org/match/index.asp

look at the prize money, woo! im pretty handy at a couple of these games, and i reckon by my understanding even i could come third in the crazy soccer tournoment, and collect a swift $2000.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:41, archived)

Wahay!

I found a leathery egg, and it's from an echidna!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:10, archived)

fantastic!

I'll get you a pint in return

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:16, archived)

i never would have guessed

that old Vorder's was an echidna. Just goes to show that you live and learn...

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:17, archived)

i wonder

what fried echidna egg would taste like.

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:30, archived)

WHAT! you can't EAT an echidna!

they are far too fantastical.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:33, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You cant kill echidnas!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:33, archived)

i wouldnt kill it

i would let the little thing move out the way, then scoop up the placenta and fry it, maybe garnished with a little coriander, then serve my new specialty "echidna placenta avec sauce rouge et sauce brun".

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:37, archived)

oh - ok...

sounds pretty good actually....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:39, archived)

However,

I understand from the Luton News that sweet singing sensation and failed jazz starlet Cuttie Williams, the man, the machine (TM), had recently been caught making a hole in the side of an unhatched Echidna egg for some sexy fun

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:45, archived)

ick. Anyone here a veggie?

you know you can eat placentas? Because nothing has died or anything.
Mind you - I have a bunch of vegan friends - they wouldn't eat it I don't reckon. They don't even eat honey.
altho having said that, i can't remember the last time I had honey either.
Heavens. It's so nice, just chatting to myself like this.

oh.
Ok, I'll get me coat.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:51, archived)

though sometimes i wake up on saturday morning with an unexplained kebab-stain on me coat.

i could murder a placenta. i imagine that it would be yummy. the closest thing i'll ever get to eating a baby (probably).

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)

no i didnt

i was in bed with a bad back - it werent me guvnor!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:56, archived)

you know the remedy

boiled echidna served in placenta sauce and a glass of bile

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:01, archived)

can someone do me a quick

photoshop pic of Darth Vorderman just to cheer up me and my poor back?

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:32, archived)

scary lady

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:49, archived)

now THAT

is class!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:57, archived)

andy k - i was wondering

how come you've got photoshop on your machine? I didn't think I.T depts let people like you have things like that...
(darth is cool by the way). Did you have a nice time last night?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:15, archived)

people like me?

They're lucky I leave the house in the mornings... :)
Um. Well I am an admin on my machine so I can cope and install it myself.
I had a lovely time last night, thank you. Feeling much the worse for it now. And you? Enjoyed?

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)

we're not allowed to install things

incase we, I dunno, accidentally hack into Nasa or something. You know how often THAT happens.
Yes, i had a nice time too thankyou - I only meant to stay for one. Oops.
Luckily i left at the right time. No hangover - just the desire for a bacon sarnie.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)

IT departments can be scary

Luckily we don't really have one as we're so small. It's nice that way. I once hacked into Nasa. I only meant to put the washing machine onto spin cycle.
I think you got out when it was sensible to. But the spaghetti was yummy.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:06, archived)

cool

i'll bung it in the filim

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wangolini, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:20, archived)

Photo Sticker Machine

Flash pixel madness!
www.ewitewit.com/khorborg/

(hypnotoad, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:05, archived)

That's brilliant

I'll be humming it all day

(David, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:16, archived)

What I found when looking for cress...

I love the web

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:45, archived)

That's a large fish

Mine's almost as large as a child.

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:49, archived)

which one is

the fish?

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:52, archived)

bastardizor - can you IMAGINE

if you caught a fish like that?
That'd do yer back in good & proper.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:58, archived)

i know - that's

me there - just before it happened...

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:05, archived)

you can tell something

bad is about to happen, by the look on my face

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:06, archived)

so did you eat the fish

or get it stuffed?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:11, archived)

well,

i 'stuffed' and 'mounted' it - fnarr fnarr

then i ate the bastard.

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:13, archived)

Dammit

I've just set that as my new wallpaper and the pictures too big, so I just get the bloke with the fish. Bah!

(milk_explosion, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)

rotate the picture 90 degrees

and turn your monitor round as well, that should fix that problem.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:53, archived)

you should get a program called

wallpaper changer at www.wallpaperchanger.de - it can sort out all of your desktop wallpaper problems and it's ace.

unless you have a mac, in which case you can't use it i think....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:55, archived)

thanks gents

(milk_explosion, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:07, archived)

big fish

i love the dutch and all their stupid little things they do for fun.

(vickmans, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:38, archived)

for those that give a fuck...

...heres the fixed URL for my destiny's child "tribute" :

here

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)

but that's beautiful... you don't

like canadians then?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:55, archived)

i screwed up, but here it is
an im still proud..
trixy

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wangolini, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:39, archived)

well worth

the wait.

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:41, archived)

fab!

Do decimal fractions keep you warm?

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:44, archived)

only

good for reptiles, mammals like compound numbers and pi

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wangolini, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:47, archived)

There was once a terrible

war amongst the decimal factions.

(sorry)

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:47, archived)

Was that the 1/3rd World War?

I'll get me coat

(milk_explosion, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:53, archived)

that was effing marvelous!!!!

i had another tea spitting moment when carol talked about her leathery eggs! - pure, unadulterated GEEEEEEEYNious!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:46, archived)

that's the nicest looking bunch of

fractions I've seen in a while. I'd like to see a leathery egg...

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:03, archived)

cress!

A new musical from the Cress Marketing Board.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:30, archived)

I like their Latin moto;

Ed
Hume
Seeds

I wonder what it means?

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:31, archived)

hahaha!

thats all i can say - i just spat tea on my OWN computer - im gonna get you now!...

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:36, archived)

I think it means

vosprung durch technik, which in turn means 'never trust a rabbit'.

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mrbrong, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:58, archived)

I was wondering about

a b3ta cress challenge.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:39, archived)

that cress picture

would make a nice jigsaw, very relaxing.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:42, archived)

what would you grow in cress

if you could?
Or what would you grow cress on?

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:44, archived)

I would grow

the cress moto in cress - it would be just like the one outside the cress company's Upland HQ.

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:50, archived)

doesnt it

grow in small plastic containers?

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)

or on cotton wool

in an egg painted to look like your head.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:58, archived)

but thats only in the wild.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)

I'm trying to convince Joel

to grow cress out of his head.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:08, archived)

Oh my

god, I can't stop giggling. People are looking at me funny.

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flibz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:37, archived)

I once worked as

a very poor botanist in an agricultural research station.

That's not cress, that's bloody thingy that is.

(james, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:45, archived)

actually - you might be right

that looks like watercress or something - not like traditional cress you got in egg & saladcreme sarnies in the 70's.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:57, archived)

yeah

that's what I mean. it's a salad thingummy like bittercress or...

oh bugger I know what it is and I can't remember.

(james, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:28, archived)

no, that's cool

I'm with you all the way.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:34, archived)

I'm going

to go and sit in a hedge til I remember. cos that's where it grows.

(james, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:57, archived)

oh oh oh ....

its my first flash, an its about Trixy, im so proud..
trixy

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wangolini, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:10, archived)

bugger

it wont load....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:25, archived)

can

anybody else see it or have i fucked up?

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wangolini, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:31, archived)

it won't

load for me either. And I know why. The source for your flash file is a local path on your machine. You need to target it at a file on your server.

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:33, archived)

"Gobs of fun" allegedly

im now sure whaty that is exactly in imperial measurements though.

www.crittergames.com/game.html

anyway odd enough site, and the game is like b3ta for beginners. could be an idea, do a game like with body parts from all the b3ta regulars, penguin head, polar bear body, shipmans beard etc.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)

Here's my foot

to start your collection off.

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:06, archived)

oi! - did you nick that

from my mum's bedroom?

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:08, archived)

I just pulled it out of my..

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)

but that's

my mum's as well!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:18, archived)

is your mum IN that mouth?

aren't they a pair of alien eyes on stalks poking out of either side of the teeth?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)

It's the confused

Alien's version of the anal probe 'cept they pushed too far

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)

yes - those are

her eyes... wanna make summin' of it?

the stuff that looks like wire is her tentacles

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)

I can see

the family resemblance!

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:23, archived)

thanks

she's luvverly ain't she?

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:26, archived)

i didn't mean anything by it... I just

found her strangely attractive.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:30, archived)

dont worry - you wont

insult her. she's been dead for ages

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:31, archived)

Not as long as my folks

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:41, archived)

Very strange?

Quite normal if you ask me - almost boring.

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:19, archived)

i had a family of those...

nesting in my garden, they had a habit of stealing small pets and babies, so we had to have them exterminated. shame really, they made a lovely singing noise last thing at night.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:29, archived)

yes it sounds a little like

coo la la la cooo. But the yelping of the babies and pets they tourture and devour is a bit distrubing.

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:37, archived)

Its part of the

Humpherlink Kids Ring

A bit worrying, really.

(james, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:17, archived)

hello everyone!

long time no see! - i see a lot of new people here! - nice one....

Sorry about the drinks thing b3ta blokes - i have completely fucked my back & been off work for three weeks....

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:54, archived)

oh, and by the way -

first person to post a pic showing what 'belming' is, will get a prize

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:54, archived)

here you go

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:59, archived)

yeah! You're back.

well, i mean back here. BOO - your back - what did you do it it?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)

wahay!

prize of a pint goes to pep when i see him!

i moved house & spanged it whilst lifting something - today is the first time ive been able to type properly

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:00, archived)

and i was sad to notice that

i didnt get a picture done of me when they went out the other day - i feel left out!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:05, archived)

that picture above...

it's not you?
a nice pint of lager would be lovely thanks! (can i have it now tho?)

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)

ok - i will

pour it into my floppy drive and send it via the magic of the interweb

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:19, archived)

or just do this

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)

Here's one for you

But I drank it on the way over. Sorry.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)

and it wasn't

even a pint. swizz.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)

you

tight-arsed little monkey! (that would make a good photoshop challenge... - then again, maybe not)

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:23, archived)

Hey - that's my

best going out outfit!!

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Stella_R_Twa, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:49, archived)

flaccid fun

http://www.nobscan.com

excuse me if it's already been posted...

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stuartp, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:26, archived)

look

www.pussyscan.com and www.boobscan.com
are much better........

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:46, archived)

top 10 newsletters

thought I'd knock up a guide to the best newsletters on the Internet. Here are the ones I sub to. Do you know any others? (that are good!)

popbitch
clickmusicbiz
ntk
gorjuss
bbc
slashdot
wired
portal of evil
news of the weird
register
flipflopflyin

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:18, archived)

i subscribe to most of those and...

space.com for all my boyish astronomical needs

onthedog for going out

cnn for a wickedly biased american view of the world

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:29, archived)

tell me more about

onthedog ... it looks interesting.

(

rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:47, archived)

done by...

the guys who run the embassy in essex rd, islington, just a run down of whats on, the odd rant about the telly, some jokes about whats happened in the news, that sort of thing, wont change your life, but they do mention some pretty good small nights.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:52, archived)

Would that be the

Embassy wot is opposite the Purple Turtle and just down from the taxidermists???

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Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:09, archived)

yesh mate

"get Stuffed" the aforementioned taxidermists is one of the modern wonders of thw orld, the devotion of the manager to make sure every one of gods creatures is killed and stuffed to preserve their likeness forever is heartwarming.

shame he went down about the stuffed siberian tiger cubs eh? you'd think he'd be hailed a green hero for his efforts to conserve the corpses of endangered animals.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:32, archived)

is this them?

http://www.thegetstuffed.co.uk

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)

yay!

thats them

you must go and check out the shop, theres everything stuffed in there from stags and elks to ducks and tiny doormice, its like Noah crossed with Jeffrey Dharmer...

i especially like the way they shoot hibernating bears, and then fix them in terrifying poses.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:45, archived)

i like

the new scientist list

it's cool

(james, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:06, archived)

That

Audio Justice one is quite a good one to subscribe to so I hear, and you can do it direct from the site www.audiojustice.net hehe

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:10, archived)

yes thank you

mr audio justice man.

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:16, archived)

heheh

;-)

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:35, archived)

martian.fm

Is a bit mad and northern.

(David, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:25, archived)

Muttley you snickering floppy eared hound,
When courage is needed, you're never around!
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest,
Should be there for bungling at which you are best!
So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon
Stop that Pigeon How ?
Nab him - jab him - tab him - grab him,
Stop that pigeon now!

(james, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:17, archived)

I've got that on CD somewhere

along with a load of other Hannah Barbera stuff - best is the incidental music from Top Cat which is really laid back.

Best lyrics are the really dodgy second verse to Popeye - must go look that up again. It advocates violence, I remember that much.

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chthonic, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:48, archived)

I got a punk version

of the popeye theme tune, it's really good, not sure who done it though. Sounds a little like me first and the gimme gimmes but I'm not sure. I just woke up one morning with it in my Winamp playlist.

Anyone know who did it?

(Sul, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:03, archived)

If it is the one I'm thinking of

it is on another CD I have at home called 'Saturday Morning Cartoons' - lots of bands covering their favourite cartoon theme tunes.

Says its 'face to face' - don't know them.

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chthonic, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:50, archived)

I have one

by MXPX but I think there are several versions.

(thellama73, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:06, archived)

Verses 2 & 3

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

(David, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:28, archived)

some real Polar Love

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:16, archived)

or this

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:28, archived)

that penguin...

is so sinister, the polar bears are right to try and steal them all, we should salute our furtive friends.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:30, archived)

thats bollocks!

the penguin is too cute to be evil! He may look a little sinister but its just a front to scare the furtive polar bears away!

What the hell do they want with all those penguins anyway?

(Sul, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:39, archived)

they work them...

in their artic ice cube mines, hcking away at icebergs with their tiny penguin hammers, so that us decadent westerners can enjoy chilled beverages.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:53, archived)

OMG

thats fucking terrible!

(Sul, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:05, archived)

yeah

remember that when your sipping your next G&T, although frakly if a few penguins have to go without a few priveliges so we can enjoy ice cold drinks all year reound, my conscience can live with that.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:08, archived)

Sorry to be a

pain in the hole, but can someone post the original furtive bear pic as by the work of some evil genius it seems to have disappeared from my library.
Ta

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Stella_R_Twa, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:22, archived)

Ooh and while you're at it

can I have the penguin too.
Pleeeeease.

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Stella_R_Twa, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:25, archived)

That one's here

penguin

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:27, archived)

I can't remember where it came from

this is it. But I think the original was larger.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:25, archived)

you too can own

a poster version for £3.99

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:31, archived)

I think I'll get this one

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:45, archived)

I preferred this one

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:56, archived)

Thank you

very much Andy

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Stella_R_Twa, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:38, archived)

Heh

I always assumed you'd tweaked that to put a worried expression on the cub's face. But no, he looks scared in the original too..

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KQ, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:35, archived)

someone (rob)

should put together a members library. You could log in and find all the best images to use in photoshoping experiments. The administrator (rob) could add random images that he likes and laugh when someone uses it.

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:45, archived)

splendid idea.

I've just posted a few myself.

(dagnabbit, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:59, archived)

this is where i originally found it....

www.posternow.com/p/p2092.jpg

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:13, archived)

Ostrich Sellers Revenge

REVENGE IS SWEET

(vinnie, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 2:36, archived)

Revenge is sometimes

sweat

(Esteban, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:42, archived)

that conjures up horrid

images. malicious anti-perspirant sabotage?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:16, archived)

right!

eH!!!!!!!!!!!

(vinnie, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 4:47, archived)

b3ta: the movie

This is just something of a preview. Originally, this was just gonna be it, but I got an idea. A BIG one.

Blood On b3ta!!

The finished one'll probably have sounds n' stuff. Wait until after the "woo" shows up. It be coo.

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 1:23, archived)

I was so touched...

by the Steve and Davros thing, that I made these guys to celebrate their honeymoon:

Steve and Davros 1

and

Steve and Davros2

It wasn't too late yet and I was bored. Enjoy!

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 2:16, archived)

would like to look

but you've gone over your bandwidth for geocities - so I can't see it.

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 3:44, archived)

That's not so bad I guess..

It means that SOMEBODY saw it. Geocities sucks

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:30, archived)

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