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# my stupid ass friend

i was filming him and another guy skateboard down a slide and look what happened. bookmark this web site to see the full video in a few days...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# SHIT
he`s become gay
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# skateboarding
makes you gay.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# poor
misteralfie... he doesn`t know what`s in store...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# hes accually
never skateboarded much before...
i think thats why he didnt do so well
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# but he does
gay like a pro
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Any flash genius type people here ?
I am doing a flash anim type thingy and need to create a random effect, so that when a button is clicked, the playhead moves to say frame 85 and then plays the movie clip that I have positioned there.

My first clip is at position 40 and this is ALWAYS being played. I found the math random code on the web and have applied it how they specified, but I can't get it to work.

Anyone see an obvious error I've made ?

x = Math.round(Math.random()*15);
if (x = 0) {
gotoandplay(85);
}
if (x = 1) {
gotoandplay(40);
}

else {
gotoandplay(85);
}
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Don't know anything about Flash
but most C-style languages use == to test for equivalence, and = to assign values.

Edit: Actually, that makes sense.
if (x = 0) is always false, as it's the equivalent of if(0)

if (x = 1) is the equivalent of if(1), so it's always true.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# good point
can`t remember if Flash does it that way, so could well be (and probably are) right
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# can`t remember much about action scripting
but have you declared "x" before using it? I`ve a funny feeling Flash needs variables to be declared - check the debugger window thingie and see if there`s any output
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# what he said
plus your if (x==0) is redundant because of the else statement
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# if (x==1)
that's the point with your script

but if you want x to have 0 or 1 as a value, just write it like that :

x = Math.random(2);
if (x == 0) {
gotoandplay(85);
else {
gotoandplay(40);
}
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Okey dokes
thanks all, I shall try the == thingy now.

Much appreciated.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# this is what i used recenly
var SceneNumber
SceneNumber = Math.round(Math.random()*(1-4))+4;

if (SceneNumber==1)
{gotoAndPlay("pic1",1);
}

if (SceneNumber==2)
{gotoAndPlay("pic2",1);}


if (SceneNumber==3)
{gotoAndPlay("pic3",1);}

if (SceneNumber==4)
{gotoAndPlay("pic4",1);}


if (SceneNumber>4)
{gotoAndPlay(2);}

if (SceneNumber<1)
{gotoAndPlay(2);}


(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# better like that :
SceneNumber = Math.random(4)+1;

gotoAndPlay("pic" add SceneNumber);
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Was the only way they could make it cheaper





(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# haha
who needs wheels!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] No budget ?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Is that Arnie?
Nevermind, looked at the filename
woo to sumo arnie.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# woo
what are the chances of 2 people posting simultaneous jap-inspired images?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# *whips out calculator*
1 in 257864
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# "calculator"
Is that what you're calling it now then, eh?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Depends...
How many people are watching Japan vs Scotland in the Rugby really..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# ah yes
so i am
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I thought it was Fred West
for a second!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# AARrrrararrarararghhhgghghghghghhg
And a HOLY FUCKING SHIT for good measure.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
#

edit: crikey she used to be a bit of alright
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# that
is cool!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# woo!
nicely done!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I was bored during the football last night...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# looks a bit like...
mars attacks people... lol
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# you dont wanna upset Mr Collina
he might come and scare you one night........wooooaaaaaaaaa
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Fantabulastic!
muchos woo to you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# hehehe brill!
is he related to Ant out of Ant and Dec?



you did a lot better with the colouring in :-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Ah,
But what's goin on?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# you young upstart you!
do a quick google image search for "mekon" - character from Dan Dare comic
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Cripes it's misunderstand Lethe day.
It's a song.

What's going on Mekon...
:p
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# if it
didn`t reach the top 10 in the hit parade, I wouldn`t know it! :-p
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Twasn't a very good song to be honest, but every time I see a Mekon
i'm reminded of it.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Fear the Mekitton!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new feline overlords
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# i used to go here and play pool
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# ummmm
photoshop?? i dunt geddit???
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Loko at it agani
^_^
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# did you
shop the sign? or can they not spell?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Nope, i'm just observant
And prone to giving clues.

I can splell just fine thankee.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Hmmm
Woo Yya
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# a little football humour.......................
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# um
i don't get it

and I'm not sure i want to
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I`m glad it`s now
about Sol - it used to be about Emile :-)

still - what about "Teflon Boots" Beckham yesterday? *sigh*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i couldn't find a good pic of Emile......
hahahahahahaha
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I could scan
in my LFC 2003 calendar! ;-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# thx............
it will come in handy for Halloween......pfffff
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# hahahahah
"c'mon, it's so cheap that it's legal to steal from lidl"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Does LIDLS Sell
PIES?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
#
35p - pork
12p - "pork"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# there`s a bakers in Reading
very proud to announce that their sausage rolls contain a minimum of 14% meat

(thank god I`m a veggie)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Hehehe
Woo :D

You've made me think of Bo Selecta "Trisha" now lol

"But whaddaboudababy? Who's tha father? Think abboudababy"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahaaha!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaha
class!

just getting over flu and you`ve started me coughing again!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# NHS cutbacks
are starting to worry me...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# good! i like that!
challenge entry-- save
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# very nice
stop copying everyone with the tesco value >.<
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# who? me? or more tea vicar?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ho hum..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# true
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# once
again!
very nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# wtfayboa?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Must be a bitch measuring e
of your generic product.

/nerdy scientist
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Got to be easier measuring e of your generic product
than i of your generic product

/A level maths mode
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# True.
But then Marks and spences would probably put an offer on it, square it up and then take one of the item away from you at the checkout
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# heheh
excellent - it does everything ever, for a reasonable price!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# budgie brisket!
yummy
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# prolly want a brisket?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# yeah
true

but I still don't agree with their policy on monkeys
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# welcome, time traveller
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# my,
how time has ravaged your once youthful looks.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# *remembers he handed in a bit of coursework saying
that the congo is a war-ravished country*. whoops.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# That must be worth a
a *groan*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Hehehe :)
It seems to be Tesco Value day, so have this :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] low budget Pam
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# ...
uum, i don't get it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# *points out...
... lack of breasticals*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Well the file names pamela moss
so i'm guessing you've crossed them?
Looks like a headswap.

Edit: Better looking? Arf!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Crikey
Woo! That's kinda scary though
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Microsoft Windows 2004
Microsoft made cutbacks, and paid chimps from the zoo penuts, they used code from MS's archives and came up with this!



Click for fullsize

(This is a redo of what I did last night!)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# i like the fake programs
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Jaysus
that`s what I call optimisation!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# nono
it shows the graphical power of Windows 2004 ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] low budget money
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:08, archived)
# haha
yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:09, archived)
# alcoholic money?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:10, archived)
# it'd be win-win
for tramps
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ?
why?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Beggin on street corners for money would save 'em the effort of going to buy white lightning or lambrini
Morning all.

Coincidently the tramps in Exetere do drink lambrini, since it had that offer on

*FACT*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# *gets back from changing fishes' water*
what ^ said!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# whoops
oh yeah
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ok..?
£4 note??
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:10, archived)
# stouffer would appreciate that
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a new film coming out this december

I made this a while ago and then didn't post it, I thought it would be apporpriate for this challenge
big
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# good, but i don't geddit
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
# which
is nothing new for you :-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)
# true, true.......
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# they have a low advertising budget
so they have to use paint and stick figures to...

oh wait i forgot to say it was a movie
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)
# eh??
I dont get it!?!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] But even then
they couldn't afford it to pay it



Where they rightfully belong
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)
# haha!
ooh, edit both these and change the "This is" to the budget cut competition!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)
# It's funny.
This person was smart and used the Preview function. And for their toil - they have it change the drop down back to "normal post".

Unless they didn't preview. And they just forgot. Just ignore everything up there.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)
# I'm still
learning.

Next week they're going to let me use the sharp scissors to cut and paste
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# The b3ta glue
tastes rather nice actually.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# /Refuses to go down
that line of thought

*fap*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# eep
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahaah!
thats brilliant SpaceDustAddict!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] To save money on the TV Licence


RadioTubbies

Probably been done,but I'm a newbie here so :OP
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)
# huzzah!
yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Yay!
I love it!

You need to enter it into the compo.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)
# woo! excellent!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# cool
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Déja Vu?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:42, archived)
# again?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:42, archived)
# It happens when they change something
:(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)
# OH NO THERE IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
OH WAIT IT'S JUST THAT REALLY CRAPPY SCENE IN MATRIX RELOADED
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Not reloaded.
Fiiiirst one.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)
# yeah well
it was my lame attempt at bashing that over-long dancing scene in reloaded
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Nice juxtaposition though
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)
# nice what now
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)
# You have the dancing and the "human-ness"
Placed next to the machine-like fighting.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)
# And Keanu's ability to
impersonate a two-by-four.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# What,
the first half hour?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)
# *2 hours
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i missed my bus after it,
so make it three hours

(seen equilibrium? much better film!)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# *waves*
goooooooood morning

www.fucksocks.co.uk/?pid=forum i made the little message-board-thing on fucksocks a million times better yesterday, i always wanted it to be indented like b3ta, rather than just flat, yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)
# That's a bit special*
*bit = FUCKING YEAH!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)
# the coding is a bit of a mess,
but that always happens when i do something radical to something i made a year ago
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Cats?
Exterminate them all! they crap in other peoples gardens
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

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