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# b3tv
Thanks to juniorsquire for the signature tune and also fuzzbucket for the woo yay houpla sound buttons (which only work before you press the menu buttons - sorry, but I've spent far too long trying to remedy that) Anyhoo, here it is: B3TV
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Sat 1 June,
Fat Boab is God.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)
# Agreed
FB - you have excelled yourself.

Woo, Yay, Houpla and some lovely coconuts to you
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:52, archived)
# Great - I'm God
Can I start the world all over again then eh? First, I'll get rid of guinea pigs - those fuckers scare me.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)
# Hamsters scare the
living shit out of me.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)
# im
scared
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)
# have you seen a guinea pig
?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:59, archived)
# Yay
There's so much good flash stuff around this board. I'm glad you
guys finally made me figure out how to install the thing
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)
# You are a true genious
that is kerwarlatee
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:59, archived)
# Kitten? Chicken? Kitchen?
Kit-Chick? kit-hen?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)
# MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kitten Tikka Masala!!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)
# you lot should be outside getting fresh air
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)
# Instalments you say?
£40 per month you say?
for two years you say?
Now where's my credit card?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:44, archived)
# I wouldn't eat it.
we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn mother fucker! BURN!
But I'd watch it burn.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)
# Have you
Done any flash anims with Big Bob Bee yet ?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)
# I'm working on one this evening
It's a version of someone else's flash which was done around the time of BBB's first showing last week. fucked if i remember who gave it to me to play with, but I've stuck your tune on it, and lengthened it a bit, but the hills stop in mid animation , so it needs fiddling with. I'm giving up on it for the night I think.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)
# Cool
That'll be worth watching once its done - if you post it when I aint around, remind me.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)
# are you on MSN?
 
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)
# Not anymore
Due to silly wankers.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)
# I done a silly anim
But its a bit big.
clickety
This is the smaller, low res version.


(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:06, archived)
# you should do flash
i jus wanna here em talk..
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Beeg thread about that.
Earlier this week.
I will be starting to learn flash when I (finally) get round to building a Windows computer. That little anim took 56 frames and too long to do, is too big in terms of file size, and is silent. I will go over the darkside and use Windows merely in order to use flash.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:22, archived)
# /trolling
windows isn't the dark side - it's the light at the end of the tunnel

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)
# and
it occasionly goes out
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)
# it slowly gets dimmer and dimmer
until you replace the light bulb
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:51, archived)
# the power of the darkcyde
the farce is strong in this one.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)
# May the farce be with you.
And welcome to the darkcyde.
My colo[1] goes live next week. Wanna reinstate the darkcyde?
[1]deep in the bowels of LDC1
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)
# methinks
it may be a bad idea....

...to much barbed wire, to get snagged on these days...

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:01, archived)
# You sticking with
your five year plan?.
Careful, they may throw the book..
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)
# Heheh
Join me, together we can rule the universe; Just like that.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)
# Darth Cooper
or Tommy Vader.
Either way, they meet their doom with Otter Fett.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)
# Funny Ha Ha
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)
# IZB!
You about mate? I've done me serve at potato tennis for you to have a fiddle with....
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)
# photoshop this
what shall we put on the barby?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Ken
.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:00, archived)
# Did a search for ken and barbie on google
Found this character.

Is there summat Barbie isn't telling Ken?, other than she has clamydia?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)
# comme ca? Cooking nicely
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)
# Arg!
I put in .gif instead of .jpg, and I get object not found on yours.
I has been spazzlerated
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)
# and *I*
didn't save it in me web directory :o)

Fixlerated now.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)
# .
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)
# we are having
bit of a crisis ourselves here. Wondering where to go tonight, all we really want is to avoid 16 year olds on ecstasy, sleazy continentals and the like. We think maybe just go to ubiquitous old street and bar it... anyone know of anything good?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)
# hey you guys!
are you fucking talking about big brother again?? Fer chrissakes!leave it alone! I am a crispy red cippati of a man, all day in the sun, 5 red stripes later and the man can still type.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)
# fuck the ban.
Jade is becoming bearable and cuddly.
I now hate sandy and alex. (rants continues off board to oneself)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)
# yeah alex is having a crisis, poor foool
jadeese dippyness is funny
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:23, archived)
# Sandy doesn't like
'Laddish behaviour' or 'toilet humour'
twat.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Pickle
what's this thing you wanted to messenger me? The suspense is killing me almost as much as the alcohol poisoning.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:26, archived)
# e-mail me
and if you're really nice, I might show it to you.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)
# It's that time again!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# haha
S P OO N G ! !
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)
# urgh
I spent too long looking at that thing I linked to earlier and now I feel sick. Gotta go lie down.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# hey koit!
sorry, i think it may have entered the spaz, never to return. could you resend it to the usual addy and to ninjakiwi at genie dot co dot yookay too?

feckin blooyonder =/
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)
# Sending now to both addy's
.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:30, archived)
# Officially sent.
.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)
# I'm really looking forward to this.
Big Bob Bee has taken over my entire household, I have a different version in my head every day, my daughter insists on your version over and over (she loves it) and whenever it's felt-tip pen time, I have to draw him ( a bid shoddily at the mo')
Lumbucket's was class, great humour, man's a natural comedian.
(waffles on to himself about how great everyone is..)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)
# I think Mike's is gonna be a peachy one too
Albino Tiger slanty man - I have a great tune to this one, just need to get the beat right - its quite tricky to get it to sound in time to this one.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)
# Take your time, man
we are all loving it !!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 19:36, archived)
# .........
doing the lords work.......
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:58, archived)
# haha
that kitten has the perfect expression
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:59, archived)
# hehehe
class.
humourmungous!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)
# you are evil
for a vegetarian.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# football is lame
but the world cup is an excuse for extremely cool packaging in supermarkets!

(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)
# yo yo yo
broken link yo
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:58, archived)
# what is that?
some kind of genius cake?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)
# looks like a lettuce
how groovy,
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:02, archived)
# almost
it's a white cabbage! we're having a barbeque at tomdog towers. my mum is stressing.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:06, archived)
# your mum?
I prefer vinagerette.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:09, archived)
# our bbq
is in a rusty mess "at the bottom of the garden.." i reckon the poddington peas are eating it
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# quick review time
"pizza! pizza!" flavour doritos - quite nice, a little spicy, doesn't taste much like a pizza - similar to tangy cheese flavour

totally cheese flavour hula hoop shocks - yum!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:48, archived)
# if we're doing optiscal illusions..
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)
# hands up
who stared at it then.. :p
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:55, archived)
# *puts hand up, reluctantly*
me.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# does this mean i can repost
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)
# but I can only see nothing.
it asks me how many pipes there is, but the rest is blank. weird. no pipes there at all.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)
# fucknutting hot
weather and trains = bad

anyway, afternoon , its the witsun break, burnham is full of brummies = bad
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)
# sunshine = good
b3ta = good
minoltion = god
beer = good
biftas = good

I love the summer. scantily clad wives and beer and bigbobbee and bbqs and bb and happiness =)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)
# The scantily clad
bit is always my favourite aspect of summer.

Mmmmmmmm breasts.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# and young mothers
'pushchair attending*', I like that!

*pushchair attending - a little-known phrase meaning the act of deliberately showing one's cleavage / bum bent over, whilst pretending their child needs tending to. they are out there
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:41, archived)
# haha
i'm gonna find me some pushchair attendents next time i'm out
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)
# I too will have to keep an eye out
and then perhaps one of them tits will have one of my eyes out
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)
# i'd prefer it if it was
minoltion=god
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 18:01, archived)
# The Great Escape
(, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)

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