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# Fucking Yahoo -
Sent a 3MB mail attachemnt to a friend on yahoo...
...yahoo replies "Too large" - fair enough, but it sent the whole thing back! I had to DL it again... Even though I have a copy of the file...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:56, archived)
# grrr!
you should try blueyonder, if you can get it in eireland, it has it's faults, butit is fudking good all the same...
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 3:02, archived)
# He's the one with the Yahoo -
my account is quite fine...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 3:05, archived)
# Searching Google images for
"spong" yielded the following...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:50, archived)
# OMFG
what have i done with this spong thing? hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 3:03, archived)
# I have no scientific proof
but I believe that oceans would go on for ever if the spong!! did not exist. There is no evidence, but it is a proven scientific fact.

Prof Spong!!! Muller poco Mad. Esp.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 3:10, archived)
# Heheh
I love that line...
...Chris Morris is the man.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 3:11, archived)
# a belated oh yes
here !
he said
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Golden jubilee

Sorry everyone, just an overdose of steakandcheese.com...
(randygophr, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:38, archived)
# SCATman John, eh?
Was that a moustache or a dirty sanchez?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:37, archived)
# star wars episode 2
is fucking amazing. it woo's and yay's until it fucking hurts. i came three times watching it. and then seven more when amidala's nips started poking out.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:37, archived)
# Oi!
No Star Wars!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:42, archived)
# that's not what you said
last night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:45, archived)
# come on!
a nip poking out does not make a film. You can be entertained by a play with Swedish nips hanging out these days - and it's a fucking good play as well.. Some strindberg thing near Kings Cross.. If you are close you must see it..
[edit] due to lack of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:51, archived)
# yeah but
when they're natalie portmans nips....
(koopies, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:54, archived)
# but these are real life, and all culturey,
and natalie portmans breasticles all all over the net already, if you are that amazed
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 3:21, archived)
# whoupla!
a little song for you all, with wine-bottle percussion. now you can't say fairer than that. unless you do. in which case you can just fuck off.
www.daddystop.com/b3ta/fuckwits.mp3
sorry can't do proper linkypoos. but it's under a meg.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:35, archived)
# you're so polite
I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:38, archived)
# nice tune though
much respect to ya
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:46, archived)
# nyahahaha!
you couldn't even begin to imagine how much drink was involved in that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:50, archived)
# yeah! I like the girly
singer, makes it sound less like some weirdo wrote it! Not that I'm simple or anything! it left me trying to find dodgy tapes* of me I can hummus over....

tapes meaning a very professional selection of the finest random shite you'll ever rightly hear.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:57, archived)
# You
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 3:07, archived)
# Blah
too tired to even notice the crapness of this. Feel free to add some humourous text.
(Emp, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:19, archived)
# Depression
Ill use the old "my photoshop is broke" excuse. Well, it is broke. Type "Tw*t" in the altavista image search. Its entertaining for a few minutes.
Edit: page 1 was funny anyway.
(Emp, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:30, archived)
# As its gone a bit quiet
can I just say,,

You're all lovely, cos I love your potatoshop action.
Thanks people!
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh shit
It was funny at the time

(thermal_assault, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:32, archived)
# who is the queeg?
It sounds promising.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:46, archived)
# Kryten replacement
which was actually a practical joke by Holly.
*This is completely confused due to drunkenness*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:16, archived)
# ahh. Is my memory proving faulty
i.e. you do realise that will mean changing the bulb?
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:26, archived)
# you are confused...
'twas a holly replacement, faked by holly.
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Ohhhh!
Now you've spoilt the end of the episode for those who haven't seen it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)
# mike!
Should you not be around this time of night?
If you were not then it wouldn't be so bright
My poerty is shit and I cant spell
too
My grammar is worse and my spaces are poo
If you were I would feel not so bad
Cos you can hummus and I am a spazz
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:53, archived)
# Yeah - c'mon mike
We need more 19 y.o. testosterone to make old farts like meself feel young again!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:14, archived)
# I reckon the
young uns have gone to bed.
Still.. You will always rock!
Fuzzbukket,,, I think you need two k's and lots off ,,,s. Mainly cos pickled's "Fuzzbucket rocks" eemaj was so spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:21, archived)
# I'm young
and I'm here
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:39, archived)
# i'm sure
that my head is sparkling inside.
(wabsnazm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:47, archived)
# Hmmm... didn't
see that - could you point me in it's direction?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:51, archived)
# I dont know of any direction right now.
I have, irrelevantly, introduced my lovely danish girlfriend into the wonders. {edit} of b3ta, you filthy people... :O)
oooo...
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:56, archived)
# Was it the one
he took from this:

Hello Stu's GF!!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:10, archived)
# That really does scare the crap out of me
Quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:15, archived)
# Heheh - Ta
Didn't you say goodnight about an hour ago?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:20, archived)
# exactly!
Fuzzy, that was just the best thing I have seen in ages.
you talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:29, archived)
# The talent is
in Animation Shop 3 which allows me to import an MPEG...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:40, archived)
# you have seen picked's abuse of your SPONG!! ?
eemaj?
They were both of the highest quality.
Where in Ireland are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:09, archived)
# late-night arse...
Chaotic lighty man's girlfriend is quite pished at this moment in time!!

(she types...)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)
# well goodnight
but then, I'll say goodnight to anyone this time 'o' night.
Have fun sleeping people..
as long as you are awake by 10:30 tomorrow, you fools!
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:28, archived)
# If
you type SPONG into altavista, you get over 11000 results.

Goodnight.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)
# that's very interesting
sorry, I have begun to reply to every post, whether I have anything to say or not.
Is this allowed? I imagine I will get the hint if I get no response.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:19, archived)
# it's allowed
i do it a lot =)

but i'm on the way to bed now! night night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:20, archived)
# night night
I will try to carry on because I love it. but I must also be awake to watch football tomorrow morning, and then disappear in to the South Downs or Wales in a tent for the rest of the weekend.
i am walking a fine line...
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:25, archived)
# That's OK
I have started to start new threads even if I have nothing to say.

And post wooyays for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)
# that's the best
woo yay I've seen in a long while. Sorry if I should have seen it before.
(Mumm-ra, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:23, archived)
# Thank you and
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:30, archived)
# well in that case
woo unt yay! I just feel that the more letters I type, the more i am altering the vital image/word balance, and b3ta is the home of the image*

* image is to be pronounced "eemaj" for the length of this post.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:30, archived)
# ..
http://images.google.com/images?q=spong&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&start=20&sa=N

is more entertainoiiin though //.sdf

see you around../
(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Yes, here's
Bishop Spong doing what he does best...whatever it is...

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:28, archived)
# Fatboy awoke from a deep and restful sleep
to find himself in unfamiliar surroundings...
(Blue™, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:05, archived)
# har dee har har har
woo!

did I mention I was hummused?
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:09, archived)
# Do woo's count
if the woo-er is hummused?
(Blue™, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:23, archived)
# i'm no sure that I am qualified
to deliver a righteous woo yay, but it is there, so keep it up! you rawk. In a post modern super ironic sub-hummus waay.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:37, archived)
# sorry this took so long
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/koit/I'm-your-mum.mp3

koit's latest offering. it's pretty damn funny, with lyrics from the all-powerful rob, rendered in a southern fried style.

words from koit:
Here is the new song "I'm your mum". Lyrics by Rob, with additions by me. You can catch my other efforts at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm

Hope you guys like and if anyone else out there would like a song done of one of their characters, please mail me at [email protected] with the lyrics and a picture of your character.

Cheers all
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:03, archived)
# Don't know what to say...
..we'll talk about this later.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
do i have to?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:18, archived)
# you are all far too good
I don't know what to say, other than YAY!

damn, that rhymes..
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:13, archived)
# can you all tell Koit
to stop being so fucking amazing.. It's not fair and quite frankly, if koit was M**** P****** he would be perfect..
When picked hears that song , he is gonna love it!! heee!
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:43, archived)
# My Favourite Barmaid
my favourite barmaids name is Jane
she's beautiful and nice
her skin is smooth and lovely
and her hair is free from lice
i like is when i talk to her
she dresses all in black
she's very pretty from the front
and also from the back.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# .
My barmaids name is Clair
she is beautiful and fair
its great when she is bare
and I shave her pubic hair
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)
# Oh Khrist

...poetry.
(Blue™, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)
# it's been a lovely sunny day
I am prone, when the time arises
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:06, archived)
# and i am in love with jane
so i watch my friends. [/dr hook reference]
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:08, archived)
# is she a beautiful woman?
If so, keep your hands of my lovely Clair, and my real girlfriend as well, you sick bastard!

you dont know how hard it was to spell those words right... The bueaty one, and the grilfrend one
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)
# Is a grilfriend
anything like a barbeque buddy?
(Blue™, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:18, archived)
# sort of, but you get to kiss her
and play with her genital squidgy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:21, archived)
# oooh I am so late!!
Yes, ha ha! I jus read your post again and got it! a
After about half a fucking hour!
Bingy bangy bong, do you understand a thing..
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 1:03, archived)
# Went to the arcade this evening
I think this expresses how I feel right now..

Clicky for full size (1meg) version
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Awww...
don't give up! DDR only requires practice!
(Kimbo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:16, archived)
# Oh, I can do DDR ok
well, up to 8 footers at least.

It's just the scallies around the machine that make it hard.. especially the ones that sit on the side and breathe smoke in your face and pass cans of drink to each other across the screen..
then they expect you to "lend" them money!

twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:19, archived)
# Surely it's not just me who thinks...
looks uncannily like ?
(costas, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)
# Nat as scary as
AAARRGH! Time Spaz!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)
# timespaz
a-rooney
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:04, archived)
# Did someone
say Time Spaz?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:30, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 2:03, archived)
# reet, m'off.
Boot sales beckon in just over 6 hours, unless it's pissing down in which case bed will continue to beckon :)

'night you nutters.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:40, archived)
# Nighty witchy.
May the chuntey be with you ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)
# hmmmn is it witchy
or witchey?
This must be resolved, sharpish..
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# /me checks
the name on witchy's post.
It's witchy.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 0:03, archived)
# have fun witchey
respect the hummus, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Sat 1 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)

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