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# er...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:38, archived)
# whahey
tom jones again

with a great song
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)
# Bryan Adams
At least he's in tune and you can hear the lyrics........take note S Club !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:35, archived)
# that lead singer gangsta wannabe blokey
was REALLY out of tune wasnt he.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:36, archived)
# He was shite
Bouncing around like a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:38, archived)
# they were fucking awful...
talentless fucks
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:41, archived)
# It
would be fun to take him in all his crips/bloods finery and drop him off in Compton.
He certainly would be reaching for the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)
# S-Club Jrs....
...flew in for the show from a quick spot in Birmingham.

Now, if a child told you they'd got a lift from Birmingham by riding some old bloke's chopper, what would you think, hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)
# lol
that's what I think
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:38, archived)
# It worked for S club 7
(riding on a man's chopper to get to where they are today)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:41, archived)
# look into my eyes
and youll notice ive developed cataracts
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)
# "look into my eyes...
and then poke them out with pointy sticks
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] oprea of ted brannigan
so what did you all think of my oprea?
(jebus, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)
# Get with the plot
we're watching the Queen's jubilee, not reading opera!
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# shirty
bastard. what's she doing on there?
because charles gets a semi when she sings. that's all.
gargling has been bitch.

Brian Adams can FUCK right off, too. cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Followed by a Canadian cripplehand.
What a showman.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Bryan Adams
saying "do I have to sing that fucking song again" The Queen "yes, it's the only one I know"
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# I just pictured bryan looking at his feet, muttering..
'Cunt. Fed up with it. Bollocks.'
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:39, archived)
# did will
young sing 'light my fire' then?
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)
# Don't tempt me...
.I gotta can of lighter fluid with his name on it (this sponsorship thing goes too far sometimes)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:35, archived)
# At least Lenny seems on form.
The "Look how far the country's come forward - There's a Black man outside the palace gates with a gun, and he hasn't been arrested" gag would kill a lesser comedian.

(ed: Woo! Shirley! And a Bond number! Now THAT's British culture!)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)
# i was amused
by the "for all you watching online" gag. hee.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)
# I missed the visual gag on that.
I looked away, and misses it!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:32, archived)
# dancing in the firelight
gonna claim insurance and it'll all be alright
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)
# NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Someone BOMB THE FUCKING GARDEN NOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)
# any reason?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S FATTONGUE COUNTRY!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)
# i don't know, do i?
me no telly =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Isn't there a webcast?
Try the BBC site.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)
# why on earth
would i want to do that? =P

i just like reading all your comments- it's better than the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)
# toploader
probally
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)
# I agree
Arch shit peddlers. I immediately have to put on Big Black when I have the misfortune of hearing them by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Poor Andrea
nobody told her she's got her dress on back to front
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)
# i fucking hate
the Corrs

*and exhale*

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:22, archived)
# Yup
me too.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:47, archived)
# hahahahahahah
ahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)
# Why do pople make them wear dresses...
...that make them still believe they have any form of bustline whatsoever? Just give up, beanpoles!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)
# big money betting
on whos gonna do the freddy mercury

in the running we have:

robbie williams
george michael
yer that fella from that ben elton fellas show thing where 'ees menna be that mercury fella

any more to add to the list?
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)
# ..
the queen
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)
# ..
Kermit the frog
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)
# the
queen mother
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)
# Graham Norton
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)
# When we said "do the Freddie Mercury"
We were referring to the singing...
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)
# With
Freddie Mercury.

It's a dead royalty extravaganza
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)
# Matey
who won stars in their eyes a few years back.
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# Darius
i hope not
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)
# Woo! Tom Boyo!
Wonder if we'll see a shot of Charlie chopping his groin to "Sexbomb"?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)
# my sister on blue
"oh my gaaaaaahhhhd, theyve all done something terrible to each others hair!"
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)
# Why the fuck
did they wheel Tom Jones out, and then let him sing that godawful Mousse T pile of shite? I want It's Not Unusual, or What's Up Pussycat at the very least.
Wonder what Her Maj makes of this?
Pheeleep? What eees hee singeeng?
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Oi!
that's tom you're talking about. Show some respect boy!
The queens left already I think..
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# she's only there at the end.
just for the fireworks.
FACT
me 'til I fart.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:25, archived)
# .
do I have to?
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# Tom is indeed a god.
I just dislike that Mousse T number.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's that Brian Adam's fecker! Mercy! Mercy!
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:34, archived)
# With you
on that one.
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# He could have modified the lyrics...
...to suit the occasion:

Saxe-Coburg, Saxe-Coburg,
You're my Saxe-Coburg, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)
# Is she purposefully trying to show
her tits ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)
# reminds me of Fuzzbox...
formerly know as "We've got a Fuzzbox and we're gonna use it", the Brummie band who made it short-term Big with "International Rescue","Pink,Pink Sunshine" and "Self".
All 4 of them were in varying states of Slappertude - one (Jo) fully clothed, high neckline/jeans/jacket, varying to the tart (Vicki) in tiny hotpants, stilettos and bra.
Kitten seemed to be following the same line.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:14, archived)
# atomic kitten
played at my firm's christmas party. They were rubbish...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)
# Lovely Jubilees!
Good to see at least one of Atomic Kitten is putting on a good front for the show! 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:04, archived)
# I'm actually watching an old
Rage against the machine vid - all the tv commentary makes me happier I am by the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)
# It is a bit dull
but no, wait, It's Tom Jones -Woo! Yay! Houpla! Le5t me get my knickers off now!
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# some of them get special seats with a
roof, ffs they get treated like royalty!
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:03, archived)
# nice
very nice

or not nice, depending on how you view these things. his view's probably in the 'not nice' category. who can say what the elephant thinks?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)
# me..
'mmm. that's hard.'
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Is that poor Carla?
He's probably just trying to get her trunk out.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Freddie Mercury
Should be at the party. He'd have made it.
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# I agree
Kids don't know what Rock is these days. Hope Ozzy teaches 'em a lesson, young beggars.

God Bless the Queen - all 4 of 'em.

(ed) Hang on, just saw the drum kit.... How can they fucking DARE to use a kit with Queen on the front (I assume Taylor's gear), when Queen aren't even really there?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:06, archived)
# Exactly
Bit dull isn't it?
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# mmm, yes.
But fluid. It's a constantly-moving show, which I actually like. No 1/2 hour equipment changes, just flowing from one turn to the next. Hope the fireworks beat the Millenium job. 'parently they send one like a comet straight up the Mall. It worked in the test run (Hence 20 fire engines? hmmm).
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)
# einstein's failure
to produce a unified theory severely dented his confidence...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)
# That's
fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 18:55, archived)
# Woo and Yay!!
Possibly the funniest thing I've seen today!
(Siu Loong, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)
# that's class.
He's struggling isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Um... I got bored
again and made a b3ta screensaver.
Sorry, folks - windows only.
Now to spazz...
*edit* It looks like this:
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 18:42, archived)
# can
we see what it looks like before we load it down?
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 18:46, archived)
# WOO!
hypnotic!!! nice one fuzzbucket!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 18:55, archived)
# far funnier than it should be!
only thing is, it says thanks to me for the sound. i don't get any sound =(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 18:57, archived)
# I do.
It's your b3taboot thingy, feat MC AW. Urgh.
Lovely choon otherwise, just gave me a nasty shock.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:06, archived)
# ah
i was thinking about redoing it in fact. can i be arsed, or should i wait til i've got more time and do an entirely new one? it's a toughie. perhaps i should just tweak Him out of it and do another one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)

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