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# Woo
Respect to PMc for that
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# Respect withdrawn
For strangling Blackbird
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)
# respect?
you know thats an anagram of "bag-o-shite" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# Its also an anagram of
Scouse twat living in the past.
Just for the record.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# yay
the frog chorus with kemit
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# won't happen
Kermit said this afternoon - "That was something from when I was younger - I'd only just shed my tail"
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Baby

Genetic Engerneering goes too far trying to solve the homeless problem.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# cool.
foetal turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# aah thats funky...
but you won't get much attention at the mo with everyone bitchin' (me included...)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah
I can't believe you're all watching the Queens crap when Meaning Of Life is on. Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# Aha - McCartney
,
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# Mull of Kintyre
Guess..
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# I think that guess
is not the winning one........me I guessed he was gonna sing that.

honest
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# grinfish
i concede to your superior knowledge of an obscure fact... :(
oh fucking hell this show keeps on getting worse
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# you mean the radio thing?
No prob, got it from a book somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Indeed.
[edit] him and Brian Wilson - turtle-faced popsters of the world, untie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# I want Ozzy back
doing 'Wicked World', my fave Sabbath track
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# Nah, War Pigs.
Just to re-awaken the memory of the Q-Mum
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Wouldn't that be
Evil Woman?
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# my neighbours cat
just tried to leap desperately out of a closed window when Rod Stewart came on.
I think this tells us all we need to know
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# You don't mean...
...he's Eric Clapton's son re-incarnated?

Coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# ...............
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Cheers!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)
# you know
i'm joking, right????
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# he does sound...
slightly like papa lazaru from the league of gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Can imagine that...
"You're my wife now" is probably how he snares the chicks
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# all his young lady friends
are called dave too.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah, that Dave Hunter...
...some of the best pegs for miles around here 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# yes.
your neighbour's cat is wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# I wasn't expecting
this.....

Seriously, I was half expecting yet another vile rendition of Sailing.
So, Ozzy, Joe 'shaky' and Rod.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# yay
handbags!!!
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)
# Handbags & Gladrags
un-bloody-canny!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# the bumbags and the jamrags??
posted anonymously
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# lol
lol


and some more lol
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# the
lad's mags and the fag hags? Responsible for a fair few of Stereophonics' sales...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# I WIN AGAIN!
HAd to be, after the 'phonics made it so poular!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# did you cheat again?
"it is
when you saw him rehearsing on tv news yesterday 8o)"
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# No cheating
Just knowing he'd like to remind people "Oi! I made this first!"
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# The next time we're watching TV together...

...we can sit on this!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nice work my boy - now someone get to work on the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# I was working on the extremely-wide-screen-tv...
but I'll do the fridge too.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# TV
Well, here's a souce image for you to be getting stated with :)

Clicky, cos it's a 1024x768 digital camera job
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Gwarn.
We should organise a big b3ta piss up for the next major televisual blowup.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)
# What is the next big event ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# My birthday's on July 3rd
Why don't we make it the friday after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# mine's June 16th
and I WANT that sofa...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# Sometime in the next ten years...
either the diamond jubilee or Charlie's coronation. Depending on her maj.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah.
I has to ba a biggie. Like if England get to the final of that footie thingy that's on at the mo' or something.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)
# Unfunny
Segue
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# they're crap.
see my post earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# Someone once told me......
....that Ray Davies has every shit he's ever done for the last 35 years preserved in bell-jars under his stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# yeah.
most people call them lps

badum-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)
# i'm not the world;s most popular bear
but i can steal penguins
from anywhere
polar
lalalalapolar
lalalalapolar
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# Koit?
You reading this?
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# Hey up
This a new challenge ? - Fnord, write the lyrics !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# woo and yay in advance...
I can't wait.

Fnord? are you on the case? Need a hand?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# Ahh just seen this
I'm doing my own little mental medeley so i'll have to come back to polar when i can hear it again later on
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# Quo Approved!


Speaking of which, where are they tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)
# They're...
...sitting at home posting up "What's this fooking shite" on a popular internet discussion board.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# I'll never be able to hear
the original lyrics again.

lalalalapolar....
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Just ducky
Here's my pitiful contribution to the QE 50th hoopla
(Deb, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# thats pretty
good.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Layla, Lola...
Next: Billy Bragg with "Michaela"?(sp)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# nah...
"take down the union jack"...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Place yer bets
....
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# Woo
!
This in front of the queen?
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# Bet no-one dare...
Do an acapella of The Simpsons theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)
# well
i will have no bad word said against joe cockers performance just then
ace
even better: LOLA!!!
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# Yep
I think it's getting better all the time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# i think
were in the minority with that view though
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# Are you
old too then? Everyone else around here is too young to appreciate it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# I like Ray Davies
I like Brian Wilson
I don't like Cliff Richard...
....but then I don't think you do either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# "Up next... Ray Davies"
90% of crowd: "Who?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# yeah but...
LOLA or LAYLA - you decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# other 10%:
ZZZzzzzzz...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# the interwebhighway is king!
the online version leads the telly by almost ten seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)
# Just like listening to Big Ben on the radio...
...gets the bongs quiker than if you stand at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# really?
that sounds pretty unlikely to me...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# If the mic is by the clockface, that is.
Radio waves are much faster than sound. The electric signal passes through to you quicker than UHF (TV) waves. Plus, TV was probably on a special "Ozzy Delay".
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)
# right.
331.45 m/s air at stp, 55m high so takes 0.16 seconds.
i reckon the delay in processing audio for radio is longer than that?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# I can't contradict your figures...
...due to it being so long since I studied waves, but I think you'll find it's true. You'll have to try it at New Year.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# dammit youre right
unless the base station is over 1657 miles away... :-@
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# but it's only
80kb p/s.. bbc could have had low/high streams
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)

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