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I call this piece "WHY GEOCITIES, LYCOS.COM, YAHOO, AND TRIPOD SUCK FOR NOT LETTING ME DISPLAY THE IMAGES STORED ON THEIR SERVER ! ! !"

this piece represents why geocities, tripod, yahoo, and Lycos all suck for not letting me display my images from their server. The friendly colorful logos represent the deceptive promises these companies use to entice you into giving them your e-mail address so they can send you porn. the error messages represent the breaking of these promises, the robot represents the dependence of our society on technology, and the big red X represents dolphins!

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:05, archived)

See Above ^

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)

i managed to see them all

and anyway, you'd be wanting tripod.co.uk, they work

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:57, archived)

Thanks

Bananaman. I tried Lycos.co.uk but they never sent me a comformation message no matter how many times i tried to change the address or have them resend it.

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)

you forgot

i like the expression

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)

and

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zog why change it now?, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)

Baby wanna rattle?

Baby want LIVING FLESH?

give me B R A I N S

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:49, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

that baby is wrong

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)

fuck me!!!

laughed out loud in stupephied horror at the sheer humanity of that... Where is he from? Leith?

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)

this is kinda scary

um... What I am trying to say that maby a little kid might see it. Than they got scared of it because they might think that is is a ghost or a monster. I pretty think that you or a company should not put this kind of baby picture and have blood in it. Thank

(happygurl12, Mon 22 Jul 2002, 23:06, archived)

No. NO.

I always knew they was evil.

(Brawnfire, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)

Furthermore

Is there a reason it looks so Japanese?

(Brawnfire, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)

Made this a while ago..

and i thought it needed a repost

(ed_case, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:42, archived)

That's fantastic!

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)

yay!!!!!!!!

Gonna make a tshirt, and I see you cats later.

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:42, archived)

cool!

(can u ask Nacho to give me a ring, during the night? pleeese?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)

surely

will mon capitan.

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:54, archived)

I have no idea

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Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)

shouldn't it read

"SPONG"?

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:51, archived)

I can do you a SPONG, no problem

20 quid mate.

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Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:09, archived)

Adobe rule!

(ed_case, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:39, archived)

class.

real class.
right, off for a soak

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)

Piss Kitty

Clicky for bigger.

(Background image (Calton Rd and Leith St, Edinburgh) by Dave Henniker www.henniker.org.uk)

(dougal, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)

that is

impressive

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)

For those going to the B3ta bash tonight

Dont forget to carry one of these.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)

that is very nicely done

and very community minded of you.

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)

ta Pob,
that raised a pickle smile !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)

hope it cheered u up a little

Me being northern scum, i dont get to go to these swanky southern do's you know.
Order a kebab, drink some b33r and b3ta the night away!

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)

I think I'll have a soak in the bath,

then tatoslop all night.
(beware)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:37, archived)

PICKLE -

oops, didnt mean to shout - I can go tonight either - now i know you can't go i don;t feel so bad - does that mean you'll make the next one then? Hope so.
Chin up.
(edit - spend the evening planning a slur campaign against your babysitter. She'll never work in that town again goddamnit - and order a kebab while you're at it, because you can where you live).

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)

;)

for you, pep, the world.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)

hoorah!

and the moon? On a stick? Can you make it dance on the hour? Hope so. (Mrs PP said you could when you weren't looking ).

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)

I can make several things dance for an hour, does that count?

And I can Moon!
(as for the stick thing, I'll leave it to your imagination)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)

fantastic - were it not for Mrs PP

I'd think I was in luck
;)

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)

or Mr.Pep

;)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)

i've just realised

that b3ta's birthday is the day before mine.

but i'm busy that night

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:25, archived)

Mine's 4 days before!

Huzzah for Cancer! (the starsign, obviously)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)

beer/monitor again

the last bit was tastefully added.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)

yeah but i am gonna be bloody knackered that weekend

the friday is school ball for end of exams, then meanna find a party for afterwards, and then on the saturday got tickets for oasis in finsbury park

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)

oh shush you -

you'll manage. You're young - your exams will be over - you can skip Oasis anyway.
;)

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)

School Ball vs B3ta first birthday party.
(having had experience of a b3ta party, there is no contest)
We'll see you there, then!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)

I don't know much about art...

but I know what I like

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rogan, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)

they'll have someone's eye out

if anyone came to visit

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)

hehe

muttley chuckle in my preparty bathed-ness.

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)

plastic tits and wooden flooring

now THATS a fetish!

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)

Hah

Protuberance from wall?

(Brawnfire, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:34, archived)

sorry

to hear about below dude, was looking forward to meeting you man, but the next is only a month away hey! I only know what spacefish (actual name unkown) and pickled pizza look like so I think I might make a B3TA style furtive shirt, otherwise, heres what I look like aso you can studiously ignore me!

Spazz to the maxx.

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)

cheers dude

Everyone is so nice, you'll be made welcome immediately, and WE WILL be at the next one. That's a big promise. Fuck I need cheering up.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)

get some

ecstasy and stay in and have really really good sex...
Just a thought, cheers me up anyway!

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)

Nah, I'll just buy some Champers,

then stick the bottle u----..........

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:38, archived)

now I want pics!

lol

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:41, archived)

I dont ordinarily have girl scouts holding

chickens escaping from my gullet so dont be too alarmed.Ill try not to stop for a doner beforehand, what time are people going?

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)

about 7-8

I think

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:42, archived)

La grande guerre

i made this ages and ages ago, but it fits with the theme, kinda...

(bella, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)

I am sad. Sadder than a sad saddo, who has just had some very sad news about sadness, in a very sad manner.

In fact, as I type, tears are meandering down my cheeks.
F U C K F U C K F U C K E T Y F U C K ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and bollocks.
why?
Because the most important event that has happened in my lonely existence since April 19th, the one BIG thing that has managed to keep me cheery all week, isn't going to happen.
Despite doing a boot fair last monday to raise the cash, having a sheet of stickers ready, getting a new battery for the car (ta dad!) and organising a baby-sitter well in advance,
WE CAN'T FUCKING COME!
triple bollocks with knobs on, on a stick.
Our babysitters are going to another party, and only saw fit to let us know an hour or so ago. cunts. We've rung round, but it's too short notice.
It's all we've been looking forward to. :..(

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)

draw straws

surely one of you can...
hehehe i sense an argument coming on.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

and don't say

"It'll be alright."
It fucking won't.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

just make sure you make it to the next one, y'hear!

i demand it.

right, i'm off now- see y'all tomorrow!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

Come hell or high water

We''l be at the next one.
I'll line up 4 babysitters, just in fucking case

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)

How will putting them in front of a firing squad

guarantee service from them?

Wait, silly question.

(The Unknown Anorak, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)

just say

"plinth" it's strangely soothing... (cheers spacefish) PP... can't one of you come???

(bella, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

nah,

It really wouldn't be fair on the other, to spend weeks looking at pics of what they've missed.
a no-win situation.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)

arse

biscuits...

*howls in sympathy*

(bella, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)

Ta, sweets,

I was looking forward to seeing you (and everyone) again. :(

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)

you wouldn't've seen them anyway -

the plan was to blindfold you for this one, incase you got overexcited.

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pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)

triple bollocks with knobs on

indeed

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

sorri

pickled...

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Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)

That sucks

Very sorry to hear that, PP.

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Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)

do you not live near any teenagers

offer them money and they'll do anything for you

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)

I wouldn't trust the teenagers round here with a bag of sugar for the night.

Young rascals.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)

where are you then?

if it's london then i don't really blame you

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)

Rochester

In Kent

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)

babysitter?

Doesn't A.W. live in Kent?

(just a thought)

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Monkboy, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)

I truly have no idea why...

so i am off for some food.

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)

does anyone

know where i can find some good free webspace?

(DAN-THE-MAN, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)

For about

2 years or so i've been using (up until recently) a hypermart.net account, once you put in banner killers for html pages it's fast, reliable and allows ftp access. =)

(Dies Irae, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)

yes

get it from tripod.co.uk, not .com

50megs and unlimited bandwidth

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)

tomsk

did you realise that your dali would have loved potatoshop pic ain't been entered for the turner prize? or did you mean not to?

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

Yeah,

I was just messing. Spose I should enter it reely.
*toddles off into archive to find it

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

no need

it's on the front page

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

Subtle editing.

(Dies Irae, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

Gawd,

this picture wouldn't suck so much if i could actually spell gandhi.

Boo nay me.

(Dies Irae, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)

you cant get

dryer than ghandi dry
i've looked!

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)

I call this pice "Circular Chaos"

This piece is an expression of the circularity of the cycles of life and death, which create a darkened black mass in an otherwise perfect universe. Ironically the seemingly chaotic distortion takes the form of a perfect circle. The smaller dot represents inadequacies of the human condition, the fragility of life, and dolphins.

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

.co.uk

not .com
sorry

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

that

is very cool

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

It works

rather well with that description, actually, don't it?

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

I actually thought that was the joke

Does this make me very clever or very stupid?

Or just very ugly?

(The Unknown Anorak, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

that's what i thought

if the purpose of art is to stimulate the mind, then something just happened that was art, for my mind is stimulated. but if it was not the artist's intention to produce that image, but the image was a by-product of another, greater creation, then should we credit the artist for the piece? furthermore, should this credit now be bestowed upon whoever designed that tripod logo? the logo on its own was not what caused the stimulation. etc.

(god i can type fast when i'm bulshitting)

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

Thanks

Me: "or just very ugly?"

You: "that's what I thought"

(The Unknown Anorak, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)

i'm sorry

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)

Well that's not good enough

Go on, three laps of the playground.

(The Unknown Anorak, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

wow your right

the description works really well for the lycos logo.

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)

mmmm.....

sorry everyone this is my first time posting. a working post will be up shortly i promice.

(Rift, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

i've been able to see the first two

so i don't know what other people's problem is

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

someone please

i've forgotten where the gathering is tonight.. help??

(popt_art)

(bella, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

spazz back about 6hrs

someone drew a nice map

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

Strongroom Bar,

nr. Old Street Toob.
There's a map about one archive back.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

cheers

both

xx

(bella, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

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