I discovered
this miniature earth, complete with its own race of 3 legged mini-llama people:
I was going to show my discovery to the scientists of the world. I would have been very famous and rich, but then that pesky cat came along and ate it :(
Oh well, back to trumpet smuggling....
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:52,
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I was going to show my discovery to the scientists of the world. I would have been very famous and rich, but then that pesky cat came along and ate it :(
Oh well, back to trumpet smuggling....
Hmmm...
That actually looks more like he's puking it up than eating it :)
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 11:07,
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nice one tom
that rules..... !!!
dam filtered work connection... cant see the kewl stuff till i get home - bugger
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:36,
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dam filtered work connection... cant see the kewl stuff till i get home - bugger
dishface
http://members.fortunecity.com/christmas2001/sophie_ellis_bextor11003.jpg - (no thanks. this isn't a place for photos of half naked women.)
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:35,
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then cut & paste the url
or type "naked ladies" into google images or something. the web is full of the stuff. i've got nothing against the stuff - but b3ta is not the place for it.
(BTW: The photo is of Sophie Ellis Bextor, from her modeling days bewteen the collapse of her band theaudience, and the success of spiller. the photo was recently dug up and published in heat magazine. so there you go.)
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:43,
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(BTW: The photo is of Sophie Ellis Bextor, from her modeling days bewteen the collapse of her band theaudience, and the success of spiller. the photo was recently dug up and published in heat magazine. so there you go.)
I'm aware of that
But I cut & pasted the link and it didn't work like......
'I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here's my.....'
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:45,
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'I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here's my.....'
you need to do the "fool the referer trick"
1. Cut the last bit off the URL to get members.fortunecity.com/christmas2001/ and go there.
2. Paste in the FULL url and press enter.
This works on my browser... although this might be a bug.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:48,
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2. Paste in the FULL url and press enter.
This works on my browser... although this might be a bug.
I spent so long poorly executing this concept...
that's it's no longer interesting.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:12,
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that's it's no longer interesting.
...
Saddam Hussein; Osama Bin Laden; Terminator; Lee Harvey OSWALD; Helium Puffa Jacket Blue Paint Boy...
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:36,
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Polyp Idol
featuring a squid, an octopus, a jelly fish and a sea anenome.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:56,
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Fuck Idol
Chasey Lain, Gina Wild, Jenna Jameson, Bill Clinton
(i know Old one)
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:19,
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(i know Old one)
Fop Idol
Terry Thomas. And no-one else cos he's such a cad, dammit.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:57,
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You're gonna be in trouble
You're gonna be in trouble, You're gonna be in trouble.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:35,
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German swearing
Fuck You = Fick Dich
asshole = Arschloch
cunt = Fotze
Cock = Schwanz
Cocksucker = Schwanzlutscher
im off for a wank = ich geh mir einen Runterholen
Fucker = Ficker
Bitch = Schlampe
shit = Scheisse
arse = Arsch
pig = Schwein
damn = Verdammt, Verflucht
Tit = Busen, Titten, Moepse, Melonen, Glocken, Dinger, Euter, ...
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:58,
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asshole = Arschloch
cunt = Fotze
Cock = Schwanz
Cocksucker = Schwanzlutscher
im off for a wank = ich geh mir einen Runterholen
Fucker = Ficker
Bitch = Schlampe
shit = Scheisse
arse = Arsch
pig = Schwein
damn = Verdammt, Verflucht
Tit = Busen, Titten, Moepse, Melonen, Glocken, Dinger, Euter, ...
What's german for
can I have a cup of tea please? And have you any cake?
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:22,
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something like:
Könnte ich wohl eine Tasse Tee bekommen(or haben)? Und Hätten Sie (dazu) vieleicht noch etwas Gebaeck?
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:29,
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Thank-you
I'll try to remember it for if I ever meet any germans.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:33,
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free ...
(You would say something like: )
Was heisst(/bedeutet) ... auf Deutsch?
Wie sagt(/schreibt) man folgendes auf Deutsch ...?
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:43,
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Was heisst(/bedeutet) ... auf Deutsch?
Wie sagt(/schreibt) man folgendes auf Deutsch ...?
how to swear in doucheland
Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole
Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
Scheisse - shit
Fotze - cunt
Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt
Schwuchtl - faggot (noun)
Lesbe - Lesbian (noun)
Mutterficker - motherfucker (literal)
Hurensohn - sonuvabitch
Hure - whore
Depp - idiot
Drecksau - dirty pig
Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)
Fick dich! - fuck you
Fick mich - fuck me
(dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)
Schlampe - tramp or slut
das geht dich einen feuchten
Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
du verdammter
Arschficker - you damn assfucker
himmeldonnerwetter - no translation
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)
Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass
mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself
scheisskopf - shithead (literal)
schnoodle noodle - dick snot
Dummkopf -(lit. stupid head)
Verpiss Dich - Piss off
Wichser - wanker
Arschgeige - (lit.) arse violin, arse fiddle
Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)
Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so
Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)
Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse
Schwanz - dick
Affenschwanz - ape-dick
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Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
Scheisse - shit
Fotze - cunt
Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt
Schwuchtl - faggot (noun)
Lesbe - Lesbian (noun)
Mutterficker - motherfucker (literal)
Hurensohn - sonuvabitch
Hure - whore
Depp - idiot
Drecksau - dirty pig
Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)
Fick dich! - fuck you
Fick mich - fuck me
(dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)
Schlampe - tramp or slut
das geht dich einen feuchten
Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
du verdammter
Arschficker - you damn assfucker
himmeldonnerwetter - no translation
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)
Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass
mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself
scheisskopf - shithead (literal)
schnoodle noodle - dick snot
Dummkopf -(lit. stupid head)
Verpiss Dich - Piss off
Wichser - wanker
Arschgeige - (lit.) arse violin, arse fiddle
Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)
Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so
Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)
Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse
Schwanz - dick
Affenschwanz - ape-dick
Cool
Look how happy he is. Hooray! He looks very proud as well. Thankyou monkeon, that's really cheered me up. I wish someone would give me a carrot.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:44,
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My ISP went bad
and started blocking calls from other domains so I posted THE big ant again for the benefit of those who just couldn't be bothered to find out what it was...
Could be on Channel 5 - "When ISPs Go Bad" with horrible tales of spam and woe!
/ME goes off for a ramble....
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:31,
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Could be on Channel 5 - "When ISPs Go Bad" with horrible tales of spam and woe!
/ME goes off for a ramble....
can't give you a carrot, Crab Bloke
but can give you a fantastic idea for a new song animation...
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:11,
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Ah it's great........but I wanna be in on it as well
was gonna make it myself but have been too lazy. We'll have to get together and sort it..do you want me to email you the details or tell you here?
Christmas was great - from what I can remember. Have now had 3 b3ta crew come and visit me...feel very privileged.
January is being a bit to typical January-ish for my liking though.
How about you? What you been up to or can't you remember much either?!!
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:13,
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Christmas was great - from what I can remember. Have now had 3 b3ta crew come and visit me...feel very privileged.
January is being a bit to typical January-ish for my liking though.
How about you? What you been up to or can't you remember much either?!!
Booze
sleep food singing toys. great really. yes, please send me your ideas. I've got a couple of little thingies to work out as well. yay!
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:23,
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have you seen/did you get
the singing hamster that is dressed in a karate outfit and is holding nun-chukkas and does kung-fu moves whilst singing "Everybody was kung-fu fighting" song? Quality
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:27,
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Yeah, my
free ISP is being bizarre.
Can u see it if you paste the URl into browser ?
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:01,
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Can u see it if you paste the URl into browser ?
yes, I can
looks like it's blocking referrals which aren't from its webspace. Time to get a new ISP.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:04,
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Grrrrr.....
know any good uns?
(/me opens can'o'worms...)
Think my work would get upset if I started using their prod servers for this ;)
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:09,
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(/me opens can'o'worms...)
Think my work would get upset if I started using their prod servers for this ;)
Apparently
Tripod.co.uk are one of the few Free Webspace providers who let you refer images from elsewhere (but not tripod.com). Or some people have had luck using MSN communities.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:10,
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Ta muchly...
was randomly broswing for a free ISP.
I'll go check tripod and get back to "work"
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:16,
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I'll go check tripod and get back to "work"
Yes he is
I'm not sure whether he's more worried about the voracious kitten or that damned furtive polar bear.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:56,
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Oh god no
it's his worst nightmare come true. poor little geoff!
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 8:11,
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We should all buy it
to support fat people everywhere. And to piss off popidol mateys.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:28,
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I made some new songs over christmas
not sure what to do with them though. i was thinking about seeing if people wanted to do anything with them.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:56,
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I like them a lot.
The "I am Scared" one sounds familiar... Am I dreaming having heard it before?
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:06,
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it's a poem Joel wrote
I think it's on the rathergood site. Also I've got a VHS of Joel performing it. Looking scared.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:10,
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Aha... Maybe I saw it on Joel's
showreel. That could be it. I was drunk at the time though so it's all a bit hazy.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:14,
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Yup, that'll be why.
I reckon music beats poetry though. Nobody seems to be interested in poetry very much as far as I can tell.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:16,
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He certainly is a bad ass mixmaster....
Simon Wicks...I saw him yesterday in Alldays....Nick Berry that is. Alldays - the choice of the stars of yesterday
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:06,
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Hello Everyone
I'm back in the world of onlineage again. Hope you all had a luvly christmas / new year etc.
I can summon this kitten by blowing a special whistle.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:37,
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I can summon this kitten by blowing a special whistle.
Hello crab bloke!
I was just talking about one of your brothers from Norwich. Did you have lots of nice soup at christmas?
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:40,
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Yes thankyou
I was very gluttonous indeed. Not as bad as that kitten though. Did the boys get any good toys? I got sunglasses with mirrors that let me see behind me surreptitiously, which are very cool.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:43,
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They'll be very usefull
in your quest for world domination. The boys got mostly train and car based toys. I got to drink lots, which was nice.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:52,
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Yup
I got an alien mask with voice alienator speaker thingy too, which is terrifying, and an i-cat of which the real cat is very scared. hooray for christmas!
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:50,
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oh yes
i also got the melancholy death of oyster boy, which is absolutely brilliant.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:58,
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That is
the Tim Burton book, isn't it? I really like it. It's quite scary though.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:06,
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Hurray.
I got a blender. To make soups with. Yummy.
I also own a pair of those glasses. They make you look at odd angles and hurt my eyes.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:53,
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I also own a pair of those glasses. They make you look at odd angles and hurt my eyes.
Blenders
are very good for making baby food too. Just incase you need to know..
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:59,
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I saw a man in the supermarket
yesterday with 6 boxes of babyfood. They were all rice pudding. I wonder if his child likes rice pudding.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:01,
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I think all babies like it
Ours would live on it. That and cheesy tomatoe bake in a packet (which smells like vomit). They have no sense of what's nice..
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:05,
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I thought all baby food smells like vomit
That way you don't know the difference before and after and don't get too upset.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:27,
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i have terrible trouble
with babies clamouring at the door every time i vomit. they're insatiably ravenous I tell you.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:52,
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Wow
you got some good presents this year then.
I'm still trying to work out how to play the games
on my Shrek DVD.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:24,
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I'm still trying to work out how to play the games
on my Shrek DVD.
AndyK,
You obviously weren't aware that in Norwich we have a shop and museum centre dedicated to mustard.
It makes Alton Towers look like a run down east coast seaside town.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 3:41,
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It makes Alton Towers look like a run down east coast seaside town.
They had
a school and a fire station and a sports field for their employees.
Sounds just like my workplace.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 3:52,
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Sounds just like my workplace.
They serve
stale bread and water, during my 5 minute break from pointlessly crushing rocks all day.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 3:57,
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you don't mine meat then?
That sounds suspiciously like the conditions under which labour is forced on the moon.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:54,
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I was a student
in Norwich, and I really love the place. However, It took me a couple of days when I very first arrived to work out that people weren't mental, they just had Norfolk accents.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 7:21,
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this...
rather odd interactive flash music movie... I'm quite in awe although I don't think I understand it.
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Mon 7 Jan 2002, 3:03,
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