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first toaster porn

and then toaster blow torches. Or maybe it was the other way round?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:29, archived)

;iug

(Kimbo, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 3:01, archived)

now look

I know this is wrong, but.. well, the term head performance, it reminds me of a porno mag someone i know used to have, from Amsterdam.

It was called Dog Instruction.

Yes, yes, i know...

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:23, archived)

it all reminds me of

john evans...

champion head balancer off of record breakers. he failed on it.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:43, archived)

he does stuff like this

and this

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:46, archived)

that's fantastic.

I love that man.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:47, archived)

his webby

http://www.johnevans.cwc.net

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:49, archived)

I'm sorry but that 's just

too good for words. He's not like... your dad or anything is he?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:58, archived)

no, my dad's Barry George

I think someone should make a headbalancing game featuring John and the bunny - John has to walk along with the bunny on his head - whilst the rabbit has to balance a miniature model of John on it's head - z and x keys balance john's head, and n and m the rabbits. Increasing levels, bigger rabbits - thus more unexpected head movement...could work.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:02, archived)

Inspired

that sounds like it could be the best game in the world ever.

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:13, archived)

actually

what did he fail on...? When you said he failed?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:20, archived)

milk crate balancing

Cheryl was very dissapointed. His face went purple.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:39, archived)

milk crates?

You sure?
I had a billion of them on me head just this very morning.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:51, archived)

he's done it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/newsroom/060401milk.shtml

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:02, archived)

crazy guy -

he even balanced kateon his head!

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:21, archived)

annoying other site old school reference

but back then, in the address bar, it said mark=202.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:49, archived)

a google search on mark=202 reveals

shall we phone him?

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:59, archived)

have you looked for

ignore=202 yet?
Odd.

There's this among other things: The Tao of Internet Relay Chat

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:20, archived)

The Truth Behind the Headperformance

Oolong the rabbit is growing weary of enforced headperformance with tasty pastries

Suddenly he snaps! Roaring with rage he turns on his tormentor!

With a mighty leap, he pounces upon his master in a furious attempt to rip out his jugular with his rabbity teeth!

But the human is mightier, and wrestles Oolong into a deadly suffocation hold.

His life ebbing away, Oolong realises that his battle is futile.

The next day, Oolong, his spirit crushed by defeat, returns to his daily headperformance chores.

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:23, archived)

indeed.

Can you IMAGINE my suprise when little joey started doing this?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:25, archived)

is that jakob neilson driving?

hmm?

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:45, archived)

'caise he's a 3 sheep man you know

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:46, archived)

and damn sexy too.

I guess sheep on the head must be quite easy to do. Jakob wouldn't do it otherwise now would he?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:47, archived)

jump little bunny

jump

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:08, archived)

i like it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

agreed

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)

I give up

I can never make anything as good as the rabbit bloke's site, so i am throwing in the towel.
How can you compete with this?

What an outstanding headperformance!

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:00, archived)

this is how you compete

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:09, archived)

that's the best thing i've ever seen

can he keep up this outstanding headperformance and balance it on his head while he hops around?

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:11, archived)

you bastard... have i got to animate that?

'cause i can't be arsed.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:14, archived)

but this is real...

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:19, archived)

anything you your bunny can do, mine can do better

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:24, archived)

damit!

Joey's never done more than one.
Lazy git. It's the stew for HIM tonight... with herb mash and everything. No, I can't tell you Herb is.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:27, archived)

Woo!

Is it a giant godzilla bunny, or a tiny parasitic sheep?

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:25, archived)

a parasitic sheep,

as well you know, you crazy crab tomfooler.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:28, archived)

poor man's headperformance

http://www.ham-sandwich.co.uk/

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:24, archived)

Excellent

Text-only headperformance is the way forawrd, in usability terms at least.

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:27, archived)

and a great list

of stats from unique visitors

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:31, archived)

exclusive list

well i'd been wondering for months what to do with that domain name.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:50, archived)

well

I think you've cracked it!
;)

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:02, archived)

Linguistic Tragedy

I used to have a mate called Sam Handwich. He worked in a snack food kiosk and was eaten alive due to a tragic Spoonerism.

more of this shit at http://www.rathergood.com/ramblings.html

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:09, archived)

Poor Sam

He'd've been a good friend to my American mate Chip, had he made it into the country for longer than 10 minutes.
Bless Chip Buttie.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 9:18, archived)

testy

testy

(Troncmaster, Mon 29 Jul 2002, 12:45, archived)

testte

testtes

(Troncmaster, Mon 29 Jul 2002, 12:46, archived)

nice choice of colours on the rabbit text

me like.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:37, archived)

you like

cuz you ginger!

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:40, archived)

Its a cultural thing

You'd have to be Japanese to think "lets whack a fish pie on the rabbits head and take photos", probably.

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nicey, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 17:48, archived)

from the star tribune newspaper subscription page

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:29, archived)

blimey

what were you like before, honey?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:52, archived)

my blue cat

All this talk of cats has reminded me of my first ever attempt at a shockwave animation...

www.dynofoo.com/dynofoo/cat.htm

... I'm still secretly really proud of that.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:14, archived)

goddamnit

that's one of the best bloody animations I've ever seen.
Was that in your blue period?
tell me, are you ok?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:18, archived)

goddundammit

I'm ok but the cat, sadly, isn't.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:21, archived)

I'm gald you're ok

did you try and balance food on the cats head? Was it the food that killd him?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:25, archived)

cat dead? no more cat? where cat?

Killed? Well I haven't seen him in a while but... what do you know?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:49, archived)

LET THE CAT LIVE

or we will shoot you with tiny bullets made of the keenest steel.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:55, archived)

oh my god oh my god

I just saw your small space invaders. I think i just came already.
:)

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:20, archived)

did you make the tiny invaders stuff?

i thought that was very cool.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:22, archived)

me tiny

Yeah, well the games on the site are the collaborative works of three people. Invaders is my baby though. Was it you who put the link on tsluts? Cheers for the amazing boost in hits BTW. Today looks to be a record day.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:31, archived)

yeah... i am tsluts person

can't remember how i found your stuff, but it's really cool. i have tiny invaders in my status tray as we speak.

have you got anymore plans for doing web stuff?

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 6:44, archived)

stuf a-la web

One of the tiny games coders has just released tiny checkers today and tiny river raid and tiny tennis will follow soon. As for webby stuff, i've been meaning to get back into shockwave stuff for a while so who knows. I think I feel inspired.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:48, archived)

makes me wonder about a tiny tiny cursor love bunny ...

... that would be evil and frustrating.

i like the space invaders as desktop art really. it's quite cute to notice it moving around every so often.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:56, archived)

you understand :)

That's what I like about them. That's why tiny tennis is a tray icon too. You can be typing away and suddenly notice the tray icon say 'Out'. Unfortunately current feedback is that it has breached the limits of tinyness vs playability. The same breed of naysayers also put the stops to my tray icon mpeg player project. swines.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:06, archived)

is tiny tennis gonna be pong?

'cause i'd imagine pong would work fine in the system tray.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:14, archived)

are you

all small.
Do you all squint?

Alot.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:57, archived)

fatastic!

the blue cat is absolute and complete unadulterated genius. fan-fucking-tastic!
Can I suggest that it should squeak when you click on it? genius. utter genius.

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:14, archived)

The Pancake - Head Rabbit Owner explains:

The main theme of my site is not to show these 'headperformance' links,
and it's not my hope to propagandize nothing but the strangeness of his
headperformance over the world.

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 4:52, archived)

yeah... it was sweet

i used to put pens on my cats head - Basil.

here are some photos of him (without pens):

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:07, archived)

you should get a new cat

and get right on into that headperformance.
Nice ginger pussy by the way, etc etc etc...

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:09, archived)

my girlf has a cat called Rocky

we've been thinking making a website called

mycatisgay.com

as he roles on his back and looks utterly silly.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:19, archived)

darn it... that URL has already been taken

bloody internet.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:21, archived)

for a minute

I thought you meant your girlfriends cat could balance rolls on it's back.
You should try that you know.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:24, archived)

I put a pair on boxer shorts on him a couple of days ago

he walked backwards and growled at me.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:25, archived)

that's it then

he's bound to be gay. Walking backwards is a sure sign. I've seen that before.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:27, archived)

walking backwards

is a sign of the devil - i think.

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:35, archived)

does he write with

his left paw? If so - he surely is the devil himself.
(But try him with a roll, go on, just to be sure)

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:47, archived)

I swear

I want to give the rabbit owner a big kiss. Bless him. We want MORE headperformance! And we want it now.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:07, archived)

Yes

Headperformance skills are sorely underrated, in the rabbit world at least.

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:10, archived)

and in the

crab world?

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:12, archived)

good point

maybe i should try balancing the Great Pyramid of Cheops on one of the crabs. The crab in the poke the crab game does dance on his head though, in a breakdancey kind of way. does that count as a headperformance?

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crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:52, archived)

the crabs have

never tried that themselves? Jeez I thought pyramid balancing was taught in junior school. Crabs these days! TUT.

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:39, archived)

good or bad?

http://www.bravo.co.uk/toonz/hellz/swfs/hellz_episode4.swf

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rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 4:17, archived)

this is funny for all the wrong reasons

http://www.netmag.co.uk/wb_details.asp?id=29010&ch=WB001

a marketing chairman's idea of what makes a good flash game in order to promote his idea of a 'good game' (to promote his company) which is perhaps the most unoriginal game i have seen (its slickness only goes to make it more dull).
Compare his game to cats and wonder why this man feels in a position to comment on what makes an entertaining game.
(not promoting a marketing company or being topical over original, I think is a good start)
As for his own accusations of being 'sick' .. ooh, don't get me started.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:07, archived)

that's Jim NcNiven ...

... hmmm... i knew him as a student at wolverhampton poly. he's a smart guy.

i mostly agree with his points.

and scooterdeath? well, it's out of date now, but when kerb launched it - it was spot on.

my take on web games is that we are giving people two minutes of entertainment.

it's all about mechanics vs theme.

we attempt to think of an interesting mechanic first, i.e. remembering objects, and then apply a theme afterwards.... like cats or bunnies.

personally, i am super bored of shooters, and racking my brains each & everyday to think of a different mechanic we can play with.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:18, archived)

i just always find

that slickness takes away any appeal, but thats just me.
That said, I stopped liking computer games after Matthew Smith retired.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:24, archived)

yeah, i generally prefer raw to high production

but i think it depends on the emotional reponse the designer is seeking from the player.

something like chicken - it's joy is from the sweet graphics & animation. where as kickups has shit visuals & a fresh mechanic.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:30, archived)

kerb

i much preferred the eastenders one to scooterdeath, much funnier less slick.

i'm waiting for lots and lots of online trump card games, it's a simple, winning, easily adaptable formula.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:24, archived)

i looked at trumps

it's deathly dull mechanic.

it's joy comes from the theme (i.e. cars/dinosaurs), and it being a two player game.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:27, archived)

But

Surely the eastenders one was the scooter one with the graphics changed?
Just a piece of marketing. (To be fair he's obviously good at marketing - I got sent that about 5 times and a free advert in netmag).
He makes fair points - but to other CEOs.
My point is that marketing by it's nature has to be inoffensive, and of mass appeal.
Remember games like the Attack of the Mutant Camels and Jet Set Willy - they only appeared because games then could be made by a single person - without each change having to go through a board meeting - and thus you'd get real eccentrics making games that were fun, playable and completely from nowhere. Flash at the moment has the potential to see the same sort of stuff come through. I just found that article amusing because it was simply a guide to how to make something by numbers, in my opinion.
Marketing's killing the web, y'know?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:38, archived)

marketing killing the web?

tell me about it. pop-ups, html emails, content split over pages to generate ad revenue.

but then we are marketing too. we are putting out weird little games to get the b3ta name about... and make people sign up for the email list.

so come on. tell your friends. we want people reading the damn email!

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:49, archived)

that said

Do you want people to like your site - if it makes money, thats a bonus -
or would you like it to make monkey and if people like it, thats the bonus - "frankly who cares - we're getting hits".

(kept the spelling mistake in because it amused me upon re-reading this)
It's the old art vs capitalism one, methinks.

(I have recommended your site, btw - the cursor love bunny game is the most popular)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)

peronally

i'd like it to make monkeys. lots of monkeys. rob keeps telling me that monkeys are out of fashion, but i reckon that's no good reason to stop making monkey things. i like monkeys. monkeys rock.

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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:08, archived)

i think we all would

or pandas

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:13, archived)

i've yet to see...

the definative Mandrill game, I think there's definately potential in Mandrills

http://www.normsoft.com/tim/rafiki/mandrill.jpg

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:13, archived)

yeah... well i thought monkeys were out in Oct 2000

and look how wrong i was.

there is life in monkeys yet.

however... it just feels a bit gay to still be harping on about monkeys after all this time.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:17, archived)

you would though, wouldn't you?

wouldn't you?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:37, archived)

actually

on a serious note- b3ta's not likely to ever make money in itself, but the whole point from my point of view is to get a collective of people turning out lots of cool stuff bringing people in to the site and the email, from where we can continue to promote the work of the members of the collective, which gets all of us (the creators) more likelihood of making money indirectly through commissions and provides our users with a genuinely fun and novel experience. Everyone should be able to win without directly making money from the site and tainting everything with evil.
Does that make sense?

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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:13, archived)

yeah

its good to have a site like this that (as far as I can tell) makes things for people to enjoy rather than just being some marketing device. That article just annoyed me with the way it suggested that a game is only as good as the hits it gets to your site.
I dont like such cynicism behind things.
I'd like to think that people do some things though simple love of an idea and hope that other people will enjoy it.
By all means use marketing to sell an idea, but not vice versa.
(my original point, I guess - clouded by the fact that you know the person who wrote the article!)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:27, archived)

we reckon that if we make an online experience that people enjoy

... then interesting things will happen.

(BTW: and that doesn't mean selling a list of subscribers for spam.)

oh yeah... the bunnygame... yep it has a life of it's own. we tried to make something that would be popular - and it exceeded beyond our ambitions.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 11:13, archived)

you sure

there aren't a billion billion versions already? I swear I've seen a few

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pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:54, archived)

google search : kill binladen

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=kill+binladen

b3ta at number 1. ooops.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:12, archived)

kill osama

http://www.google.com/search?q=kill+osama

bugger, we are only number 3 for that.

others? glad you asked.

kill queen mum : number 4
kill geri: number 1

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:20, archived)

um, yes

got to be good for traffic i suppose. i've been wandering whether the current state of affairs would increase users of kill your friends.

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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:21, archived)

yeah... what the people want is a kill bin laden game

it would be a huge hit.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:28, archived)

shitty game

www.kral.no/bin-laden.swf

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:50, archived)

ours are much better

have you played any of them?

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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:57, archived)

yes

been wasting my time with them since that crab vs. monkey banger last year

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 10:18, archived)

you have to be careful...

i once got my site coming top when you searched for 'stringfellows' .
A representitive lawyer of the mullet meister contacted me and threatened me with legal stuff unless i removed the story about a snail that takes of its shell in said night spot.
Amusingly when I did, a caption competition with a picture of Peter and a woman dressed as a banana started coming top which obviously didn't vet it's enteries before publication...
"ha ha"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:25, archived)

keeeell bin laden

http://b3ta.com/kill/g.php?k=1000508587

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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:27, archived)

blimey - it looks quite full on

think you should send it to the news of the world?

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:30, archived)

i sent them one a few dyas ago

the first one done- people have made several but none have gone massive- best was a bit over 200 last time i looked i think. they didn;t publish it as far as i know, but i didn't read the paper. someone like stile might like it.

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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:32, archived)

I am replying to this thread

from the 19th of September, one year on (2002).

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 19 Sep 2002, 8:42, archived)

and

me

so much has happened, we'll tell you all about it so you can bet on the horses and make a fortune

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isthisyou?, Thu 19 Sep 2002, 8:47, archived)

i dont think itll work yknow

...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)

How do you think

b3ta became so popular?

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Ptortoise, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)

how would we know?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 22:51, archived)

car game thing

http://www.ichooseradio.com/games

got bored last night, so i made that. Not sure if its of interest to anyone. but i thought i might as well post it.

(Mikee, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:00, archived)

it's plays well ...

... defo needs sound effects though..

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:15, archived)

sound effects

yeh, ta.
I'll stick some sound on there when i get home from work tonight :o)

(Mikee, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:20, archived)

do you work

for that site?

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:25, archived)

yeh

ichooseradio, yeah - i programmed the site..

(Mikee, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:27, archived)

sounds

a "schplut" kind of noise when you hit people? and hardcore techno soundtrack? and roaring engine? those would do it for me. and a dog noise would be cool too. hooray!

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crab_bloke), Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:56, archived)

hell yeah

yeh - good idea.. new version will be up in about.. umm.. 5 hours, then.

(Mikee, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 8:00, archived)

can the people say

"i'm dead already" when you hit them.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 8:33, archived)

no. :P

.. because it'd be bloody annoying with techno, squelching, barking..etc.... and you probably run over about 10 dead bodies every second ;)

(Mikee, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 8:38, archived)

annoying, yes.

but thats what would make it ace.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 8:57, archived)

motivation

i cant find any. maybe tomorrow. or the weekend.

(Mikee, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 16:20, archived)

more word weirdness

If you go into a blank word document and type QN33 NY - highlight it, change to font to 26 and the type to wingdings - see what you get.

QN33 NY was one of the planes that crashed into the WTC.

(via melissa frost.)

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:36, archived)

out of interest

where did the flight number QN33 NY come from, i cant seem to verify that at all

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:49, archived)

dunno

it's probably bollocks. have you read the snopes stuff?

http://www.snopes2.com/info/rumors.htm

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:52, archived)

snopes

yeah read it this morning, looked everywhere and none of the flights appeared to have that number. might wind up some work colleagues though.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:54, archived)

i find it interesting that an urban rumour site ..

... is our one source for accurate news at the momement.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:58, archived)

well, sad but true.

especially when you have CNN.com talking about terrorists nicking fire engines, and reporting every word of Bush's as though it has come straight from god.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:01, archived)

webdings...

aI was the seat number which Paul Ruebens was sat in when arrested in the cinema...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:14, archived)

The long wait is over...

http://members.tripod.com/~sporkk/

The web has finally fulfilled it's potential.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:10, archived)

sporks - a cross between a spoon & a fork

but what about spifes and knorks?

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:38, archived)

wow post 100 had no replys

im the first. does that make me geeky?

woo to sporks though

(Kieren, Mon 19 Aug 2002, 2:35, archived)

kind of

but how geeky am I for replying?

(shabble, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 8:05, archived)

Hmm

I'm going to find one now

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 0:40, archived)

did you fine one?

will you rediscover this one though?

(Kieren, Wed 18 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)

Or this one?

Eh?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)

ere!

found you on another message board - being unfaithful to your warp mistress eh!

(stuart, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 6:58, archived)

ahhh! I'm found

yes my secret identity is revealed

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:04, archived)

ah ... you are the guy stuart said ..

... was talking about b3ta on the wapr board?

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:28, archived)

probably

i get around, my job is very dull

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 7:35, archived)

warp

everyones talking about you there rob!

"ere, that rob, he's got smelly yellow pants"

that's what they say

"smelly yellow pants and he likes jimi tenor"

;-)

(stuart, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:15, archived)

i am not b3ta

i am a free man.

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rob, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 9:56, archived)

The world of chocolate milk

Cows, milk and chocolate...

www.chocolatemilk.co.uk

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 4:00, archived)

thats top

but i prefer yop

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 4:20, archived)

choose your own adventure...

complete with papier-mache goats:

www.trilobite.freeserve.co.uk/fun/quake4/index.html

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buttercup, Tue 18 Sep 2001, 11:29, archived)

you loose

loose means floppy
lose is when you've messed up

(jo Ward, Tue 18 Sep 2001, 7:49, archived)

Toilet Special Edition

Perhaps

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nicey, Tue 18 Sep 2001, 8:33, archived)

poor spelling is cool

it's in the spirit of the game, and it annoys crab bloke - whose mother is an english teacher.

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rob, Tue 18 Sep 2001, 8:53, archived)

can no one challenge me

24 levels...come on

(nic, Tue 18 Sep 2001, 7:27, archived)

that's a fantastic score

do you have any tips for playing?

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rob, Tue 18 Sep 2001, 8:53, archived)

dont play too much

or you remember the cats too well....also have no work to do:-)

(nic, Wed 19 Sep 2001, 5:43, archived)

For those pining for bleepy tunes and not great graphics

Download a speccy emulator and try some of these pre-flash speccy anims
Here

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chimpy, Tue 18 Sep 2001, 7:05, archived)

ha ha

(NunYoshi, Thu 28 Nov 2002, 19:34, archived)

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