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# assuming I was cool and famous...


Does anyone like this? I'm still getting the curves smooth and consistent. Haven't sorted the color or texture yet either. Just playing with the path.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:26, archived)
# I like it too
Not much room for improvement... good work.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:35, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:47, archived)
# ^this.
maybe a rendered/embossed chrome finish tho?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:53, archived)
# I'll get to that.
I'm just working on the shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:54, archived)
# Why is it pink?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 8:16, archived)
# The disturbing MJ fanart of Shir
I posted a couple of Shir pics earlier today, but time has passed and I will introduce Shir with this next image:



Shir started a fan art thread for Michael Jackson on my forum... it is by far the most disturbed art I have seen from a fan. About 25 images. The NSFW thread
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:20, archived)
# Those are rather disturbing
but not poorly done at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:31, archived)
# Yeah... good artist...
very bizzare taste in material, I've never been a fan of MJ so I don't know what they think.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:35, archived)
# He was cool back in the day
until he got weird[er].

...the he got really fucking odd, and I lost all respect for him/Diana Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Jun 2005, 7:07, archived)
# Sweet Merciful Fuck
The wrong!

EDIT: The artwork is otherwise good, but the MJ connection makes my brain go wibble.
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 7:16, archived)
# Too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 5:55, archived)
# haha
that's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 5:56, archived)
#
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:00, archived)
# little bit, yes.
is it bumming? 'cause i see bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:08, archived)
# Not bumming, Punning!
A play on the Latin name.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:19, archived)
# I did this for a friend
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 5:45, archived)
# lucky friend.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] carol's marmot loved them sums
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 5:19, archived)
# woo - my trevor McDonald pic
has been added to totally trevor - yay

trevor.skullthrone.net/index.php?page=gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:51, archived)
# add it to your cv
;)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:53, archived)
# good idea!
i might get a job doing headswaps :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:55, archived)
# napoleon dynamite
"to get a girl you need skills"

"ur.. i have good liger drawings skills, dancing skills.... trevor macdonald headswap skillz.."
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:57, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# i like this,
look at my expression.

(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# thats not you
also

.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# that's woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 5:52, archived)
# aw
thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# i like it.
its a nice diversion from the fact that its 4 am, im tird, and i cant sleep because its fucking boiling.



Oooh, look, light outside.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# my feelings exactly
www.b3ta.com/board/4787397
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:14, archived)
# So I see.
with my eyes.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# thats wonderful
i wish i could sleep
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# Yay!
Bend your knees, little man! That parachute is far too small to slow you much.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:37, archived)
# He has a chuffing parachute.
Why isn't he happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:52, archived)
# his plane died
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:55, archived)
# 'So many of spend our lives on autopilot
I'm not even sure I have a plane anymore'

-Jack Nance from I Don't Know Jack
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 5:55, archived)
# Fucking hell, I can't sleep
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Did anyone ever tell her she has pretty eyes?
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)
# Very nice!


This is a friend of mine's eye. She wanted it stormy.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# thats very nice!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:45, archived)
# *witty comment*
In relation to this.

(natal needs a vacation from vacationing, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# but we had muffins to spare!
what else do we do with them
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4787403
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)
# Does that make me american then?
God dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# too hot/cant sleep
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:47, archived)
# ../making lovely pictures
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# I can't sleep 'cos of the heat either :(
That is a lully pic, though!
(Northern Lovely, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# *something insulting*

not b3ta talk

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# *generic retort*
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# *witticism*
(Northern Lovely, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# *clever reply*
*relevant repost*
*astounding drawing*
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# *makes a dip shit comment*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# WUNDERPANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# what are you eating under there?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:47, archived)
# underwear. its yummy too
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# i think i love you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:22, archived)
# *random meaningless drawing*
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# random meaningless drawing you say? here your are, cunt
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# *statement bashing above drawing*
*remark about your mother's large mass*
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# *gets bored of talking to cunts, goes to bed*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# good one!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# *praise of above repost*
*statement questioning opposition's sexuality*
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# *I'm a very lonely woman...*
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# *random abuse*
(Northern Lovely, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# I'm a very lonely unknown gender person
And I'm willing to try anything
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
#
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

www.bash.org/?23396
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# *admiration of leetness*
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# *checks top of page*
Nope, it's definately b3ta and not b3ta talk here.
(Marwood, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's your messiah NOW, Baby?
(I helped save b3ta! scartoonist, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# I've never seen such a happy dalek.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# and you never will
*dalek death ray noise!*
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# *fizzes*
*crumbles*

Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# i'm sure billie piper will save you
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# I'd rather it were David Tennant.
*spuffs self*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Here's some ladyfwap material
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# *saves*
*prints out*
*rubs against ladyparts*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# he is so fucking
fab! i so would!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 4:49, archived)
# that is so
fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# Argh! My eyes!
Teh blurry!
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# focusing is
becoming an issue
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# It's bad enough
me being short-sighted in my right eye and long-sighted in my left, without blurry pictures making me think I'm completely boss-eyed...
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sharoooon?!!
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:56, archived)
#
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# how do you post a picture?
I've got a good one to show you.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Well
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Oh man!
Fuck that! I'm too fat and lazy... I mean rich and important to have to do all that crap!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# Shut the fuck up, you ugly fucking fuck.
You should read it at least fucking twice before you post anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# you're not talking to me
are you?
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
# Who do you think I'm talking to, Terry fucking Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Who?
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# YOU...
FAQ!
NOW!

not another post until you've read it all.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# no
who the fuck is Terry Wogan? Some british faggot I should know about?
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Google if you care.
But read the fucking FAQ unless you want to be fucked royally in the arsecavity by a stampede of a thousand buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# goddamn.
Brits are such faggy little pussy.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Then shit off out of here
before we turn you gay with our scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Oh man
I'm so scared. the lil' faggot is gonna get me!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# No
but keep acting like this and the mods probably will.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I'm going to bum your face with my enormous strap-on
and I'm going to use your spinal fluid as lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# then why the fuck are you registering on a british based website
where most of the people are british!?
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# Ummmm
Because I'm lonely????
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# Just bend over
and I'll be your special bumfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# oooooohh...
very tempting.....
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Soooooooooooooooooooooo
you register on b3ta... refuse to read the rules
and start abusing the people therein.
All the while you expect us to hold your smegging hand over things like finding out who people's names are and basic HTML.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# mmmmm
frade'so
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# You're not going to be popular if you keep this up
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# I'm sorry. Honestly.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# Read the FAQ or fuck off, bozo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Bozo?
Jeez you faggots are just like niggers. Always make'n up you're own words.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# At least we know the difference
between 'your' and 'you're'.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Faggot
Go suck a prick queer!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Not before you twat the face of the Maharaja up your ugly cuntpipe, you spackhollowing fellator of geese.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# ouch
That's all I have to say. Ouch. I feel like I've been fucked in the ass by a brit. Which really isn't too bad since their pricks are so small.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I'd shit my pants and sit on your face,
but you'd only enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# yeah
probably....
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Interesting fact:
The average penis size in America/Canada is 4.5 inches, compared to an average of 6 inches in the UK.

/interesting fact.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# If we weren't both girls
I'd have like a million of your babies. Just for that one sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# listen.
I'm actually a brit. I was just pull'n your leg.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# I still think Comma's sentence was godlike.
And I'm not a Brit.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# I shall find a way,
sooner or later, to impregnate you with all of my ladysperm.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Shazah!
Just the though gives my life meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# You'll need a male donor and a genetic lab
but it can be done already... just that clone babies are really likely to die early of gene decay related problems.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# We're living in the age of microwaving and springy clothespegs.
ANYTHING'S possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Not anything
I don't feel any sexier since I handed in my thesis on friday, so it's either impossible or unlikely that one can achieve this through handing in large amounts of written bollocks.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# What would it look like?
It would be the most horny creature ever created!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# No, if Comma and Sqrrl had offspring
That would be the horniest creature ever created.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# I wish you were talking to terry wogan,,,,
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Yes she is
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Reading the FAQ is advised
if you don't want to be abused by everyone each time you do something it tells you not to.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
#
Read the FAQ, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Gaz IM me!
(Marwood, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:56, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# Well... as long as you made it
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:57, archived)
# Like this
I have the worst earache I think I've ever had. I've had broken bones that hurt less
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# A little Comma loving will take your pain away, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# But it will put you in jail if the police find out wont it?
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# That's why we won't let the police know
*Hides knife*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# I'll try anything
Not that I need a reason for Comma loving
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# i'm off to bed,


night all
(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:53, archived)
# This board is really slow, so have a random pic that doesn't have to do with anything at all
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# WUNDERPANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:38, archived)
# what the fuick
are these supposed to be
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:43, archived)
# these drawings are whats in my head when i'm bored
i don't think about what i'm doing, i just draw it
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# thank fuck
no one else does that or we'd have a board full of shit

/kruel
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# Ouch
You just got told.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:50, archived)
# cruel
but funny
(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:50, archived)
# this board is already full of shit
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4787296
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
# thats
really quite good,

its amazing what a bored mind can produce
(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:49, archived)
# /coat
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:22, archived)
# It's white because it's covered in manjism.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# as opposed to?
...Probably don't want to know.
(icouldbeahero, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# Where has Michael Jackson gone on holiday?
To Tampa with the kids.

*sigh* I'll miss those gags now.

*edit* www.disappointment.com/fictions/show.php?type=subject&num=206
(Marwood, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# all i got was bum raped
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:36, archived)

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