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# I think my two and a half year old son is turning into Ali G...
He said "me make tea" this morning.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:59, archived)
# You never stop learning

"She has extreme jaw pressure. One bite would mean my life"
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:51, archived)
# woo
it's Kid Jensen.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:01, archived)
# the lifesize
talking croc hunter
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:35, archived)
# At last the real culprit is uncovered.

The bear is innocent. Free the bear.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:05, archived)
# are you sure ?


(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:12, archived)
# Oh no!
Broken link alert!

This is not a drill!

/me waits for pictures of drills to arrive :o)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:16, archived)
# Free the bear

He's innocent. See how he suffers. Free the bear. Free the bear.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:20, archived)
# It's snowing!
Woo!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:44, archived)
# Well its not
in Bath
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:47, archived)
# nor in cheltenham
it's just grey and wet
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:02, archived)
# It seems to be
very grey everywhere...
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:08, archived)
# Yay!
It is in Leeds, and they've promised it to Manchester too if everyone's good.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:08, archived)
# Still snowing
up here in the Toon, and I've got to walk up town for an eye appointment....

arse.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:13, archived)
# Why
have you got an apointment to meet an eye?

Is it a giant alien eye or something?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:18, archived)
# Yup;
have you seen the pic in my profile? :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:43, archived)
# I have now
Scary :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:47, archived)
# While you're there
see if they'll do you a CAT scan.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)
# Cat Scan!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:06, archived)
# Snow good

The view from my window 5 minutes ago (the Clyde shipyards)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:31, archived)
# Call me a git, but
it was 88 degrees here when I drove to work this morning.

Dunno what it is now, but should top 100 today.

Oh, and I used to live in Cheltenham.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:36, archived)
# You're a
git.

Cheltenham... just up the road from Bath, innit? How many other B3tans live round these parts then?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:43, archived)
# I live in
Gloucester
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)
# where are you now then?
i'd love to be somewhere hot right now, on a beach or something like that.

do you have any fond memories of cheltenham?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:09, archived)
# Now, Rio de Janeiro
then - lived in Bishops Cleeve actually.

To be honest I never really liked living in Cheltenham, I came from London as a kid and went back there as soon as I could . . .

I still visit whenever I'm in the UK though, as family all live there still. That's OK.

Quite like the countryside and the pubs.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:06, archived)
# Oh my god
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This makes no sense. Great :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:30, archived)
# there were like people with signs
and I was like "weeeeeeeee!"
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:04, archived)
# And I went up
to the guy from the Commodore SX64 advert and he was like "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:10, archived)
# This rules
it rules more than anything ever has done and ever will do, and if you don't play it immediately, you deserve to be thrown in the slammer

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=21005
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:04, archived)
# I really want
to get the original furtive bear picture. I haven't used him yet in any of my pictures.
As a B3tan, I think this is terribly wrong.
Can anybody post it here for me?

Cheers!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:54, archived)
# he's here
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:56, archived)
# or here
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:57, archived)
# aaahhhhhh
how sweet..
bloody thief.

Thank you AndyK
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:03, archived)
# How about making a gallery.
of all the original pics of the penguin, the polar bear, and any other regular pics that appear.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:02, archived)
# Adobe Photo Deluxe
is it the same as photoshop i mean in terms of usage and goodness??
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:44, archived)
# Isn't that
the crappy software you get free with Epson scanners? Personally, I use a combination of Photoshop and Paint Shop Pro - the latter being handy for skewing and resizing (as well as working with a shitload of image formats), the former being good for filters and effects. I think Photo Deluxe allows you to use Photoshop plug-ins (as does PSP...)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul and Andi
Seeing as andi suggested photoshopping paul, i though he should appear in one of then, the rest of the office got slightly worried about me whilst i was doing this. who cares, it friday.



any way, back to the medication.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:30, archived)
# Does anyone want to employ a programmer?
I don't like being in the same office as Thor - he scares me! :o)

Nice work!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:35, archived)
# Thats really
great! The blair-eyed polar bear looks fairly shocked at the goings on though :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:41, archived)
# Widow Twankee eat your heart out
Quality red-eye crew bear and orang-u-guin as well
(or is it a peng-u-tan?)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:46, archived)
# it's a monguin
a monkey/penguin cross breed.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:49, archived)
# Somebody
mentioned a while back about organising the stuff on the message board, well how about a B3ta Vision On style gallery? I could host it and update it daily (time permitting). See example here: B3ta Gallery Whaddaya think?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 2:07, archived)
# Awww
none of my pics got in there :( otherwise thats a pretty good advert for b3ta :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:08, archived)
# sorry
lump. Post one up and I'll put it in the next one
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:14, archived)
# that's
nice, and the music is lovely.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus is Hungry....
maybe for a little Paul Daniels.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 1:22, archived)
# Geocities
won't allow images to be posted on this board. Try using another image provider.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 2:46, archived)
# thanks
.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:31, archived)
# Angelfire
won't either :(
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:33, archived)
# A few
people have moved over to fortunecity.co.uk
They allow image embedding from other pages, provide a healthy 100 Meg and have one of the quickest, easiest account activations I've seen. Top stuff.
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:59, archived)
# Awww man!
Bad luck Liquidy, that didn't work either :((

Not your day today?

I saw the anim tho, it is good, so keep trying :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:28, archived)
# Wait.. wait!
Thats it! It works!!

Hooray :)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:31, archived)
# YAY!!!
I'm doing a dance of joy
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 5:38, archived)
# get ordanded!
http://www.ulc.org

be an ordanded priest,
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 0:43, archived)
# Whack Me With Your Phalanx

phalanx linux onomatopoetikon

(, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 22:55, archived)
# A1pha Bear in Space
(, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Ok, last one, I promise
I'm really getting carried away with this googlewhacking thing it's a wonderful time killer. This is a good one, and even returns an entertaining result.
Anorexic Ichthyologist
(, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 20:42, archived)
# Kids these days...


It's in one ear and out the other!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 20:02, archived)
# Love it Fnord!
Know the feeling
(, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 20:13, archived)
# yay!
i knew those bees had to be going somewhere...
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 2:31, archived)
# that is so good
though I'm concerned for anyone making such a thing at 2:02 in the morning
(, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 4:05, archived)
# Yummy!
Otter pop, anyone?

God, this is a bad pun.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 19:51, archived)

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