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# I think my cat's gone a bit...peculiar....
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:20, archived)
# HandBag!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:23, archived)
# Banned Hag!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:26, archived)
# :)
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:26, archived)
# who doesn't love a good pursefight?
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:29, archived)
# A schizo poofter
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:08, archived)
# the worst thing is
I know where those teeth come from
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:01, archived)
# Flamingo going #2?
WOO! Nice vector.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:05, archived)
# Just the bird is vectored
the rest is painted. I wanted to try mixing the two. I think it kind of works, but I also think I'll probably go back and make an all-painted version.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:11, archived)
# The two work well together.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:17, archived)
# just like chocolate and starfish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:22, archived)
# pffffftt!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:02, archived)
# Lully!
 
Tho' I'd be lying if I said I didn't see someone underwater spunking on that flamingo's foot.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:05, archived)
# hot
flaming goo.

and huzzah to the pic, too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:07, archived)
# No, that's
spume, that is.

Hot gushing spume.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:13, archived)
# groovy
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:16, archived)
# how pretty
/
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Sigh ..

Worst ... amination .. evar. See if you can spot the pun.
(I helped save b3ta! ch0wnag3, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:37, archived)
# betacarotene4nq.gif?
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:38, archived)
# fucksocks
I'm obviously up too late
(I helped save b3ta! ch0wnag3, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:39, archived)
# 9 times out of 10
Someone says guess this (insert pun/pic/place/kitten/etc... here) and then names the file the answer.

hehe
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:42, archived)
# I hate statistics
But Love Puns
(I helped save b3ta! ch0wnag3, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:44, archived)
# carrot top loves b3ta.
this i know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:47, archived)
# hahaha a mighty fine pun! (even though I did have to cheat and look at the filename)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:59, archived)
# Fuffly TeiM!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:11, archived)
# *BOONKSH* *BOONKSH* *BOONKSH* *BOONKSH* *BOONKSH* *BOONKSH* *BOONKSH* *BOONKSH*
 
*wikka wikka* *wikka wikka* *wikka wikka* *wikka wikka* *wikka wikka* *wikka wikka*

..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# and after the dancing...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
...comes the cheesy pick-up line.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:18, archived)
# ahhahahah
 
That's a cracker.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:21, archived)
# my babies!
i'm making foamcore standups of them for the husband for his birthday, and printing out a whole bunch of heads to tape to sticks to put in all the plants.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:23, archived)
# I hope to see pictures of this blessed event.
 
All hail Oom and Pume!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:37, archived)
# it's not until next week.
he's getting 'supermodels' and 'don't hate us just because we're beautiful' as standups. i've got catnip to rub on them too so the kitties will be interested. they got peacock feathers as presents today and went wild.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:39, archived)
# pics of peacocks?
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:43, archived)
# ?
wha?

i was in chinatown and bought my kitties peacock feathers. they jump around like mad when you wave them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:45, archived)
# snoopy mcsnooper-snoop!
heh. s/he was a hottie. we made sweet, sweet love all night and then frolicked in the morning dew.

but it all came to a tragic end when i discovered the terrible secret....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:02, archived)
# You printed the picture
and woke up with bits of paper everywhere?

been there...
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:03, archived)
# shocking lies!
two-dimensions is one too many for me. i like them as pixels on a screen best.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:06, archived)
# So you have one of these too?
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:11, archived)
# nsfw! link that!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:19, archived)
# yay! kitty disco time!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:24, archived)
# ahhahhahahah
 
fabulous!

Hadn't seen those two before.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:28, archived)
# hee, love that kitty!
I think I posted ddr kitties last year, so it's a bit old.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:36, archived)
# Dance Dance Revolt!!!
WOO!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:29, archived)
# heh.
the one on the left has monkey arms.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:37, archived)
# disco
inferno....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:30, archived)
# awwww
 
Brilliant.

Just fucking brilliant.

woo, and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:31, archived)
# it's the birth of the kittieverse!
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:36, archived)
# The white one looks like he's gonna make it.
But I'm worried to the other one, then again cats ALWAYS land on their feet. Good luck kittens!


WOO!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:36, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:38, archived)
# They're all lovely
this included :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:03, archived)
# 1st laugh of teh day
and a frank one too
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 8:15, archived)
# She didn't know how right she was...
(The If has remembered this site., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:07, archived)
# johnny was an asshole anyway.
she should thank her lucky stars.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:19, archived)
# Yay she is so right...
please give her my phone number... she looks hot!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:45, archived)
# she is as hot as can be.
i love people with no hands and feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:49, archived)
# I cant turn down
nub love
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:55, archived)
# i prefer flippers.
also starring gillian brown as leslie, the lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:59, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:25, archived)
# More condom conundrums...

001
002
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:58, archived)
# Haha!
I'm enjoying these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:59, archived)
# Thats
Right... Cause no one wears them


But: Woo and YAY! on the pics.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:00, archived)
# that's a lie. i'm wearing one right now.
*checks*

sorry, i'm wearing two right now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:12, archived)
# I just don't get these.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:04, archived)
# I understood the drunk girl in a bed one
but this one's beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:05, archived)
# I read that one as a drug-rape "joke"
 
but I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:07, archived)
# i thought i detected a penile bulge on her.
but i see cock everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:11, archived)
# This should clear up the confusion:
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:14, archived)
# Oooh stop, you're turning me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# O yay...
chicks with dicks,
or dicks with tits...
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:38, archived)
# I thought it was a severed rat head.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:19, archived)
# and now i touch myself and shout obscenities.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# BOB SAGET!
 
ungh...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:16, archived)
# hail satan!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:21, archived)
# "It's almost time when the time is here,
the time that's only once a year.

We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
a Woodland Critter Christmas!"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:45, archived)
# i heart xmas.
it's the best day of the year to go for a walk, as no-one's ever on the streets except for other social outcasts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:52, archived)
# That would be me.
Its the one time out of the year that I have to cook cause nothing is open.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:53, archived)
# i love to cook.
but humans give me the angers, so i avoid them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:55, archived)
# FUCK SALT!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:25, archived)
# more of a "bludging condom" theme
than anything offering chuckles or mirth - sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:06, archived)
# What's a bludging condom?
 
Used, broken, novelty, flavoured, ribbed, studded, textured, or vibrating, I could understand...

edit: I forgot "jumbo".
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:08, archived)
# condom you can work out on your own
Bludging: avoiding work, goldbricking, skivving it, lazy in a work capacity
(a good Aussie word!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:09, archived)
# No, I know what bludging means
 
(common usage in NZ too).. I just don't see how it can apply to a condom?

A "bludger" is not just lazy, but also profits from the work of others (originally from "bludgeoner", or pimp, 19th c.).
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:14, archived)
# not only is Herve a bludger...
he's claustrophobic as well
- he has morbid fear of small dark places & spaces (as well as work!)!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:20, archived)
# Aha.
 
Sorry it took me so long, it's after 5pm here, and I've had about seven hours sleep in the last three days.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:25, archived)
# Too much b3ta?
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:44, archived)
# Insomnia, and shitty TV.
 
If I had a computer at home, I don't know when I'd sleep...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:46, archived)
# Its all about the
'free' wifi...
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:48, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:50, archived)
# Awwww
woo to the fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:51, archived)
# He looks sad..
Cheer up kitten!

Edit: Woo!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:51, archived)
# Whose kittin is it?
 
It's the same one you used in this:
www.b3ta.com/board/5150325

I saved a copy of the source picture a week or two ago, but I can't remember who it is.

It is not sad it is pensive.

Chicken or fish? he says.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:05, archived)
# Its Sox the Kitten!


WOOOO!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:10, archived)
# The very same.
 
One of yours?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:11, archived)
# Sadly no...
I travel WAY to much to own one:
www.dailykitten.com/archives/32-Sox.html
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# AAHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Beautiful.

There goes what remains of my productivity...!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:17, archived)
# Yes it is quite fun to photoshop the daily kitten
them : me
them : me
them : me
them : me
them : me

and that is what I can remember right now.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:25, archived)
# heh. endless fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:29, archived)
# There is never an end to the fluff
or the hate, and all to often they combine:

www.thiscelluloiddream.com/b3ta/kittenstab.jpg
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:30, archived)
# I love that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:47, archived)
# heh, good kitty.
population control fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:52, archived)
# So... many... kittins...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:30, archived)
# I gave it a go aswel, although mines massive.


Lets see if I can find something more productive to do and sorry if it seems a bit large.

Have It Large | Design
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Nice one!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:52, archived)
# fluffeh...
woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:55, archived)
# You know,
you're getting rather not bad at these, sir.
(Pseudonym, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:00, archived)
# I'm enjoying sketching in Paint like this.
 
Spontaneity, and all that.

Tho' I can see the perspective's a little wonky...

just like this one from last night.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:10, archived)
# monstar baldwin!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:16, archived)
# Andy Hallett as Lorne.
 
tho' admittedly a little wonky
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:19, archived)
# i had to google that.
i didn't know who it was.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:26, archived)
# heh
 
As I said last night:
www.b3ta.com/board/5163775

Final episode on TV tonight, looks like a bloodbath.

Buffy, Angel, Firefly... I'm a sucker for that Joss Whedon shit.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:33, archived)
# hmmm
 
He's none too shabby without the makeup, either.

www.andyhallett.com/picgallery/pic16.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:36, archived)
# add...
...twenty years and forty pounds (twelve of them hair) to him and i might be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:43, archived)
# heheheh
 
according to imdb, he's only three months older than me!

James Marsters, on the other hand, has just gone 43...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:53, archived)
# imdb always disappoints me.
there are no reviews for sex family robinson on the farm.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:04, archived)
# heheh
 
Better write one, then!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:07, archived)
# !
"...when cousin mary-jeff mounts the butter churn, a frenzy of yellowy lust bursts across the screen...."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:21, archived)
# here
www.fwfr.com/display.asp?id=11787
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:22, archived)
# thanks!
'ball in the family.' heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:25, archived)
# too fluffy.
mine are purring on three million right now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:09, archived)
#

Ernest Borgnine!
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:50, archived)
# who?


yes yes I know...
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:02, archived)
# I hate insomnia!!!!!
Why Can't I Sleep?!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:42, archived)
# Cause
potatoshop is still open.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:46, archived)
# It wasn't.
I was lying there, counting the mosquitos, and squashed spider stains on my bedroom ceiling. and thought...."Fuck it"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:47, archived)
# you can't sleep because you kill spiders.
karma's a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:51, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:52, archived)
# That picture is probably why!
Woo, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:49, archived)
# Thank you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:52, archived)
# Cheap Gautemealean condoms...

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:39, archived)
# ...
(Pseudonym, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:00, archived)
# *squonk!*
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:01, archived)
# GOOSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:07, archived)
# he's communicating with the underworld.
geese are satan's minions here on earth. them and the nectarines.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:12, archived)
# haha, i was wondering if it was shopped or not
then i noticed the head in the background. v. woo, and subtle
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:14, archived)
# damn, well spotted.
i missed that completely. extra woo to the original pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:19, archived)
# Ta muchly
Too subtle, do you think?
(Pseudonym, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:20, archived)
# naw
the perfect amount of the subtleness.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:23, archived)
# No way
that is most woo.

On a side note, he has a long neck.

I miss the good old days when you could leave an open BLINK tag and make an entire page blink below.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:27, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
 
...oh!

Extra woo.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:29, archived)
# I'm sure the other end looks like this

EDIT: i just made an arse out of myself, I just noticed the head in the original as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:21, archived)
# hehehehe....
Very good!
(Pseudonym, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:25, archived)
# Yes we all did
but maybe he has 2 heads.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:29, archived)
# a koala
has a two headed penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:36, archived)
# Double the pleaure, double the fun
double mint, double mint, double mint gum!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:38, archived)
# and now to bed
as the smell of roasted peas fills the air

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:11, archived)
# i want to see him splat
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:17, archived)
# It was beyond my
skill at the time.


why cant I stop pressing?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:18, archived)
# Never
You are b3ta's bitch. You will always be b3ta's bitch. You have always been b3ta's bitch, and there is nothing you can do about it.
(The If has remembered this site., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:27, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...................
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:44, archived)
# hahaha
most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:24, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:37, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:40, archived)
# I took a shitload of nyquil
sippin on some sizzyrup, sip, sip, sippin on some syzzirup
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:41, archived)
# You shouldn't take more than the dose
for most things it's alright but nyquil has acetaminophen which you reeeeeally shouldn't take too much of
I've been through 2 bottles in the past week or so
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:45, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:49, archived)
# he's super-fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:07, archived)
# i got a huge stomachache my second week here
from taking too much dimeatapp

the children's kind.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:53, archived)
# hahahaha
that's sort of sad
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:54, archived)
# it garnered feminine pity when i doubled over in pain
but then i told them why, and they all left me in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:56, archived)
# write a song about it
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:56, archived)
# wow, that rhymed without me realizing it.
too bad i haven't a musical bone in my body.

lovely little ditty you posted a couple days ago, though
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:57, archived)
# which one
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:03, archived)
# i can't seem to find it on my hard drive now
but i recall plenty of mindless swearing
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:06, archived)
# That was probably my little tourettes song
where I just strummed chords and swore a shitload
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the first time i read that, I thoguth it said "mustache ache." aahahahaha
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:55, archived)
# i actually have those.
i need to stop cutting myself shaving all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:56, archived)
# I've got my razor stuck in my sideburn hair before
and yanked it down and it just sliced skin off the side of my face.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:04, archived)
# well then.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:51, archived)
# ahahahahah!
i fucking love that.

gonna do david and goliath next? "wtf aimbot"
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:50, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:14, archived)
# ahahaha
soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:30, archived)
# suicide is the greatest social contribution one can make.
well, other than mass killing. what's that in his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:35, archived)
# Its timmy mallet
google him
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:36, archived)
# oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:39, archived)
# yes, a repost. please don't kill me.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
i'm at a house without photoshop, and it's painful. i posted this as a contest the other day -- name the celebrity/ies pictured, win fabulous prizes.

edit: dano wins! huzzah! sorry for the weak contest, but it's all i had.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:09, archived)
# nameme
or tits costello
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:10, archived)
# no, but he was guessed a few times.
they are both singers, too. and have both acted in films....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:14, archived)
# j-lo
and.....hmm
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:16, archived)
# you have half the equation.
so very close... just one more name....
hint: it completes the bad pun.
edit: another hint, his body/her face this time.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Is my cock big enough?
 
Is my brain small enough?

for you..

to make me..

a star...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:04, archived)
# yes indeedy.
but we're all about 1979 tonight. the kitties are rocking out to 'holiday in cambodia'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:18, archived)
# Bono
?
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:16, archived)
# jonothan ross?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:20, archived)
# j-lo biafra?
/guess
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:00, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:03, archived)
# yay! you win the prize!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
tonight's prize is: a repost. sorry, you'd get something new if i were at home.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:14, archived)
# from earlier today
this ere wot i drawed in american lit class.

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Haha!
Gnice gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:06, archived)
# pencil shoppage!
if that makes any sense at all

I bet you don't pay attention much
s'very good!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:07, archived)
# it helps me pay attention better
oddly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:25, archived)
# I take a sketchbook to class-
I know where you're coming from
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:31, archived)
# i just draw in my book for notes
i have a seperate sketchbook for my drawing class which oddly enough is my least favorite class of all. fucking arts and crafts bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:33, archived)
# some classes go in my notebook
but I like to keep them neat by just using a sketchbook. Which I rarely remember

edit: i'm filling your brain with useless prattle!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)
# haha
no, it's fine; i take very unorganized notes that just go in whatever notebook i grabbed off my bed in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:44, archived)
# my notes are so messy if I did that I'd never find them again
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:48, archived)
# bigger?!
it's bloody frightening enough at that size!

but, nice draw....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:10, archived)
# I do like it.
You should see the shit I draw in my 1 hour 20 minute art history class
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:11, archived)
# 3 hour class on film and theatre
leads to lots of random drawing as well
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:12, archived)
# give it a scan!
i've noticed that drawing during class actually helps me get more out of the lecture than if i were listening intently. I guess it has something to do with occupying both the left and right sides of the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:13, archived)
# It lets you do something to keep the fiddling urge busy
if that makes any sense at all
... at least that's how I think of it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:14, archived)
# hehehehe
you said "urge"

christ, I should be in bed. goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:16, archived)
# *urges*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:16, archived)
# i facebooked you
just to let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:23, archived)
# haha, hurrah!
edit: i misread your concentration as "erotic media and film"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:24, archived)
# one day.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:26, archived)
# Link me to your fb profile nigga
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:28, archived)
#
towson.facebook.com/profile.php?id=18412082
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:32, archived)
# You guys still
don't beat my fb pic
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Yours wins, hands down
I don't deny it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:42, archived)
# some cunt at my school used svenno as his pic
i'm still mad that our meme found its way onto collegehumor.com
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:48, archived)
# To be fair
it wasn't just ours...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:49, archived)
# no!
it was.

it was...

sniff
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:58, archived)
# one can only hope...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Introducing Herve...

an evil conscienceless, claustrophibic, Guatemalean condom...
who; by the way, has managed to evade 19 factory recalls!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:01, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:05, archived)
# Still going strong
And he hasnt broken yet? He has better luck than I.

WOO!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:06, archived)
# Why did the condom fly acroos the room?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Cause no one
was wearing it.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:08, archived)
# ... Because it was pissed off.
Do pay attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
i was sure i'd heard that joke before and it made me laugh, now i know it did.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:17, archived)
# trans-sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:15, archived)
# Unpleasant.
 
Or am I over-reading this image?

edit: yes, I think I am.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 5:05, archived)
# notable b3tans series moves up a notch to no. 5! so wow neato!
Not many people know that the neville is actually a small box that shakes and emits odd noises,
around which congeals his strange imaginings overnight.


others
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:32, archived)
# do me next
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:33, archived)
# dont worry
your you're on the list.

happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:36, archived)
# you dropped these:
' e



;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:39, archived)
# shhhhh
I'm tired and it still reads ok phonetically
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:42, archived)
# Yes, but I'm annoyingly pedantic
and you have made me very happy with your edit
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:43, archived)
# no
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:47, archived)
# *bums*
how 'bout now?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:47, archived)
# you wouldn't be
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Could you be any more..
HELLO?!?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:51, archived)
# no, no I couldn't
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:52, archived)
# What is your name
I just made a facebook page, and want to see yours
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:53, archived)
# ok
MAGIC
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:54, archived)
# whoa
how did you make it so i can see your page, without being your friend or going to your college?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:55, archived)
# The "add facebook to your aim profile" thing
has a link that's different than yourcollege.facebook.blahblahblah
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:57, archived)
# oh shitcock
thats sweet
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:58, archived)
# that's an awesome word
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:00, archived)
# For added hilariousness
you may see mine facebook.com/p.php?id=5126525&l=4d7f004527
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:00, archived)
# you are 2 months older than me
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:02, archived)
# dude, that picture is fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:04, archived)
# Yea it doesn't get better than that
(Hairy Midget, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:12, archived)
# That seems awfully plausible.
*Smurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:34, archived)
# *meebraws!*
mmeeb, breeb breem beeeb meeeebraw!

*lickety licky lick lick*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:35, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:36, archived)
# guy on another forum made it
and a new gem: Then orange pipes got me all on a tangent
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:38, archived)
# I missed that one.
Glad we didn't scare Pantsmonkey off.
Draw him. Maybe not as established as the others, but he's certainly notable.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:40, archived)
# Plus a pantsmonkey would be an ace picture
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:42, archived)
# true
but I cannae draw monkies cp't
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:44, archived)
# not a monkey
a pantsmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:46, archived)
# If one is pants at drawing monkeys
this should come naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:48, archived)
# good call
plus he could just draw pants with a tail or something...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:48, archived)
# ok
whatever, I shall tattyshop something together on the morrow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:50, archived)
# PEER PRESSURE
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:51, archived)
# I'm WEAK!
*cries*

lordy lordy, its nearly 4am. I forsee tiredness tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:52, archived)
# *Hugs*
*takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:53, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:45, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised
:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:38, archived)
# So wow thats a neato what now right.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:39, archived)
# sexy.
all the best things congeal in said manner.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:43, archived)
# beef dripping for one
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:44, archived)
# my beef is dripping as we speak.
or type. or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:56, archived)
# gah!
precious memories of food..........ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:59, archived)
# you cannibals are so freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:05, archived)
# *sharpens teeth*
what makes you say that? efffefefefffefefffff
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:07, archived)
# freaky in a sexy manner, of course.
*throws bait*

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:11, archived)
# why do people always do that?
ho-hum *gnaws on bait*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:17, archived)
# who said i'm people?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:26, archived)
# people said your people
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:39, archived)
# you are babar streisand.
aicmbogc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:49, archived)
# Ball of Fluff
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:28, archived)
# absolutely hatstand!
luvverly
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:32, archived)
# dont feed it after midnight!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:33, archived)
# well done. we like the fluff.
it's hard to type right now because my two are both up hounding me for attention. i only have two hands, kitties!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:33, archived)
# awwww
 
Sproing!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Now that he thinks about it, his plan was half baked...

That's what happens when you work while you are toasted.
(The If has remembered this site., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:23, archived)
# arf!
 
and woo.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:25, archived)
# muy excellent
the joke's on you, bread-based alien creature
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:34, archived)
# oh yeah.....
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 3:23, archived)

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