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ok this ones not in the faq

how do I insert an .swf and fix a size to it?

(Idyll23, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:18, archived)

into the board?

you can't. sorry.

you can only post links to swfs here.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)

ah! ok

So animated Gif IS the way to go.

(Idyll23, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:25, archived)

sure is

animated gifs rule.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:26, archived)

got lost

in the novelty of Ulead GIF animator being able to export SWF's.

(Idyll23, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:33, archived)

Approved by B3tans

Damn.. now I'm really thirsty for one.. roll on 6 o'clock :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:15, archived)

Damn it....

You're not alone there.. Perhaps go down the Fishbowl... Nacho, you there chap?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:33, archived)

no dosh. Couldn't even afford a diet coke

Unless you're buying....
I shall be staying in at Snake Mountain eating tescos value pasta for the third night in a row and maybe doing Frank Butcher no top lip impressions at the tv whilst Eastenders is on.
Should really try and be healty and get my fat arse down Dragons but gotta get on the Esteban birthday card mission.

(Nacho, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 11:08, archived)

illusion

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:08, archived)

genius

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

you bastard

now I'll have nightmares

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:15, archived)

My eyes!

I've gone blind!

(milk_explosion, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:15, archived)

heh heh

nice :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:18, archived)

I will

give you my money... I will give you my money..

(wallacet, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)

thank you all

I wondered whether it was too close to the ghost thing, but I thought, "Sod it. Do it anyway."

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:27, archived)

catch

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:59, archived)

yeah! All hail

the pixel people.

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pep, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:05, archived)

monkeon - just been reading

your site and it's fantastic, if i may say so.

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pep, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:31, archived)

is.

(wallacet, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:35, archived)

thankyou

very much.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:36, archived)

That's ok

I'll let you off making me laugh outloud and look like twat too.

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pep, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)

very nice.

this reminds me of pitfall 2, where pitfall harry has to jump for the balloon.

(que, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 13:48, archived)

equally pathetic pun with bad photoshopping

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:53, archived)

Summat

to do with Bill Cosbeye?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:58, archived)

(**buzzer_sounds**)

No, but thanks for playing.
Next contestant...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:07, archived)

erm

private eye?

or eye spy?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:09, archived)

eye spy...

more information, please...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:11, archived)

erm

my little eye?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:17, archived)

we have a winner!

'I Spy (with my little eye)' is correct! Now, do you want the money or the box?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:20, archived)

i want

a money box.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:23, archived)

Erm

Cosby, Stills and Lash?

(milk_explosion, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:20, archived)

Great footballers of our time

Part 1 : Bobeye Charlton

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:50, archived)

Great Footballers of our time Part 2

Sir Eyelex Ferguson

his missus looks like dedrie barlow! hahaha

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:07, archived)

Bobby

is a transformer!

He's a watch in disguise!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 12:03, archived)

Wheeee...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:44, archived)

WHACK!

Rubenesque Cartography with:
7,105,100,000

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helmetcream, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:42, archived)

heh

now there's a post to confuse the casual surfer.

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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:44, archived)

Yes. That

was my intention ;b

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helmetcream, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)

think about it - or don't

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:40, archived)

Wot, still no guesses?

This /is/ bad.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)

brain hurts

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 11:54, archived)

inn..

a pigs eye!!
woot!

(scabby dog, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 19:30, archived)

another winner

well done, scabby...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:19, archived)

Googlewhackwhacked.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...

"The daily bandwidth limit for this member has been exceeded. Try again after midnight, EST.
Click here for more information."

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:37, archived)

i am gutted

i was on a bloody roll.

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:42, archived)

Erk

That means we had over 3000 page views since midday...

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:46, archived)

can't you host it

under 4 or 5 different brinkster accounts, and each time you click the button it sends you to the next one, thus dividing the bandwidth up between them?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:56, archived)

sort of fake load balancing?

Could do - I'm not sure if I can share the database though... will look into it - signing up the accounts will take a while though :)

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:12, archived)

Hmm

well it looks like I can access the DB owned by the other account (nasty) although it generates a 'bandwidth' message.

www27.brinkster.com/b3tachthonic2/googlewhack.asp

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)

Well, once that

has reset at midnight EST, the load balancing idea should in theory work then...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:39, archived)

Here's one

for all you modern art lovers and old punks out there:

Looking Through Gary Gilmore's Eyes

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)

I feel so slow...

I kept waiting for it to load.

(Idyll23, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)

Same here

bugger...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:30, archived)

wait.. who came first. the meme or the b3ta?

Undoubtedly the googlewhack..
www.memepool.com
googlewhacking tops todays list

(Idyll23, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:16, archived)

googlewhacking has been floating about the blogdex chart

for a few days. memepool would have had to been asleep to miss it.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:19, archived)

certainly true

but Memepool has been more or less asleep for the past 6 months.
even moreso than MYBOOT.com

(Idyll23, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:28, archived)

meow

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:11, archived)

aaaaargh!

Evil cat (possibly furtive) and the Eye-scream thing are going to be prominent in my nightmares tonight

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:15, archived)

there are more piccies on the chaps site. this was my favourite.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:16, archived)

wow

at least he has that problem under wraps

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:18, archived)

dont ask what this is

even I dont know what Im doing now

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

It's me

fuelled up to the eyeballs.
Look, you can even see the t-shirt with "Vulga" printed on it, awwwww.
Sorry, all I can do at work is put eyeballs on things... sorry...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:11, archived)

odd

the object behind you looks like a fridge, whilst the rooms colour scheme is more like a front room. Do you have a fridge in your front room?

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)

Good thought

but wrong. This is a mate's old house where we all got drunk and started wobbling... The evidence is here... Under the Halloween1 banner... Very pissed that night...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

Once again

a B3tan with Stella Artois.. could this be the beer of the B3tans?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)

Stella Artortoise

indeed the beer of the B3tan... Come on, let's have some more support for beer.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)

It flashed before my very eye

(MentalAge, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

Class

pure class

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:03, archived)

cheers,

it were better than me Jim Bowen one. eh?

(MentalAge, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)

like it

nice eye movement.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:07, archived)

Yes yes

hats off.... and other garments...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)

someone set it to

yatta please

(IsDelicious, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 21:17, archived)

Drugs??

I never knew....

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:34, archived)

Are they

Autopsy Bears?

(wallacet, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:39, archived)

I have no idea

what they're meant to be.
I should have thought about that before I started it...
I think the pink one is so smashed, it's about to fall over... probably... sorry...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:52, archived)

pesky bear

have a go at this one

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bean, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)

He's stolen

Giant Bee!

But he's lovely!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

but...

can you guess what famous saying he's trying to represent?

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bean, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:28, archived)

something like

eye of the bee-holder... or something... sorry...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:32, archived)

Ahh! AHh!

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)

Well done sir

a blankety-blank chequbook and pen is on it's way.

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bean, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:06, archived)

see...

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bean, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:16, archived)

Ooh!

Great :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:21, archived)

Ladies! You can now pee standing up

and you get to carry a stinky piss covered plastic thing around. that'll be popular.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)

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