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damn you

this googlewhacking lark is addictive...
my 2nd decent one was

antineoplastic - 21300
porno - 7,800,000

for 166,140,000,000

i like this game.

(roboglitch, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)

still at the top

of the list after some inspired entries :)

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)

kittens are evil

theyre gonna fuck you up man...

(McGints, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:18, archived)

are they in league…

…with the furtive bear ?

they look like they rob your grannies teeth without a care!

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:11, archived)

socks aren't

nice for kittens, apparently

(IsDelicious, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

my first googlewhack

Score for 'sealyham' is 24,700.
Score for 'implausible' is 90,500.

Combined score is: 2,235,350,000

now i understand how to score (and thanks to the autowhack machine) can someone tell me is this a good score?

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

is this better or worse

Score for 'kilocycle' is 961.
Score for 'brasserie' is 165,000.

Combined score is: 158,565,000

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:20, archived)

sorry

(wallacet, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)

menstral cycle

hahahahaha love it!

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:13, archived)

Mole cinema

Louder!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)

Why

do they have pieces of cheese on their arms?

(

mrbrong, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:26, archived)

because they are

foreigners ...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)

Ah, the german cheese laws

How could I forget...

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mrbrong, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:56, archived)

shite, i know..

eye van the terrible

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wangolini, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)

fan

tastic

(Esteban, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)

or even

van - tastic

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)

W eye clef

(mark hatter, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)

giraffes dont wear socks

they wear legwarmers, obviously.

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)

that is a

beauty

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pep, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:15, archived)

Hi pep!

I spent most of my weekend on a train so I've finished deadkidsongs, disturbing little boys aren't they?

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:46, archived)

Nice

to see he's got his earsocks on though, don't want his little ears to freeze!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:00, archived)

yeah

particularly that high up :)

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

Guess the song !!!

(mark hatter, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:47, archived)

Eye just called to say I love you

tee hee - Crap

(mark hatter, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:48, archived)

oooh...

i didn't get it ... but then i'm stupid

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

Ever had a bad Quake day?

(wallacet, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)

Nah...

I kicked all those guys' asses a hundred times over.

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helmetcream, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)

You'll

hurt their feelings saying that

(wallacet, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)

googlewhack

OK, I'll shut up about this soon, but it now appears to
work correctly (it was submitting the form to the wrong address, doh!)

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)

HURRAY!

At bloody last. It might be a naff score but at least I got my first one.

defenestrate pyrex : 143,450,000 points.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)

Hooray for

Commodore Dude and the Socks of Doom!

C64 RuLEZ!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)

finger warming socks

its bound to catch on

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breel, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:31, archived)

in case anyone didn't see this in the mailout

rob made me do it

Um, it's an intelligent and well thought-out experiment into the virality of the obscene. Probably. Or something.
In other news, the owners of thomas the tank engine have told me they'll sue if I don't take down Thomas the Wank Engine, so I have.

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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:17, archived)

I actually wanted it more obscene

with a couple of scenes cut together from different angles. seems to be spreading though - there's plenty of mention of it on usenet.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:19, archived)

I like the comment

'this appears to be bad taste for the sake of it, and rather amateurish too'

Not sure he meant it as a compliment though.

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:24, archived)

he's absolutely spot on though

hit the proverbial nail on the head. I'm still trying to decide whether to put it on the front of rathergood or not.

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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)

i reckon not

it's only had the mail out push - let's see if it travels by that alone. er.. and us talking about it on the board. oops.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:30, archived)

yep

that's a good point. ok, i'll leave it off (sighs with relief)

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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)

fraser at blogjam says

"Joel has gone too far this time, with his latest animation being sick, disgusting, degrading, ant-establishment filth. I'm so jealous I didn't think of it. "
www.blogjam.com/

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:45, archived)

Wow

A true sensation. Here at work we've got our own mailing list for talking shite on and it actually got posted on that before I saw it on b3ta. Now that's fast.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)

er.. don't you sub to our newsletter?

it was there first.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)

I do

but I haven't gotten the past couple of issues. It's a bit weird.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:40, archived)

dunno

checked your deails and your address isn't in the bounced list. probably yahoo groups being rubbish.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:44, archived)

hooray

it seems that obscenities and celebrities are truly the best combination for a viral wotsit.

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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)

How about the Britney Fuck Simulator

Where you waggle keys to shag her? And as you get faster you get a series of audio treats? "Fuck me backwards" "Bugger me with a spoon" "Give me your man fat" etc?

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:40, archived)

Now that is inspired....

Spread like wildfire!

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flibz, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:47, archived)

you know that just has to be made

Joel? One for you?

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AndyK, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)

yes, it's inspired

and really should be made. i remember some probs with making a key-toggle type engine in flash though. wonder how you'd do it? what would be good gameplay?

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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)

im halfway through

a dwarf strips willow from buffy game, but its taking forever...

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wangolini, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)

It's my minds eye

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flibz, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)

that is truely

scary

(soulstorm, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:23, archived)

fan

tastic

(wallacet, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 8:18, archived)

Hot, cross puns

Get 'em while they're fresh.....

Eye-scream

Eye-liner

Eye-lid

Eye-brau

I thank you.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:14, archived)

that

eye scream is the stuff nightmares are made of

(Nacho, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)

I'm going to have nightmares

I hope you're pleased with yourself...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:21, archived)

well,

yes actually. Very pleased.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:30, archived)

Wow that was a fun lunchtime

Please mail me if this breaks, but looks like we have a googlewhack database running

www27.brinkster.com/b3tachthonic/googlewhack.asp

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:13, archived)

As a rough estimate

I'd say that 92.122555583% of the time I get a "Page cannot be found" error when i click "Nick Nack Googlewhack"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)

really?

That is pants - is your copy still going to googlewhack2.asp or googlewhack.asp?
I was doing some updates to the code and testing a new verison
parallel to the original.

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)

HTTP/1.1 New Application Failed

for me.

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rob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:21, archived)

brinkster

is a shared .asp server - thus if someone's code hangs
up the .asp engine or crashes it, all the sites on that server
go down for a short while... Hit refresh and it comes back.

Now I understand why people hate brinkster. My goof.

I'd run this on my work server if I could get it to
talk to google through our firewall, but I've failed so far :(

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chthonic, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:27, archived)

Have you ever been to...

St EYEves????

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:07, archived)

and..its beside the EYEland!!!

hats off to you...

(nic*, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)

the gay dog from hairytongue

thats my dog!!!! his name is Cain (not simba as it says on HT, simba was my other dog).

my poor dog! he's not gay, honest!

love the pic by the way! lol. Cain didnt, hes sulking under the table now!

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 6:44, archived)

I like your description

of yourself in your details. Very good. My kind of person!

(Nacho, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 6:50, archived)

and just to prove

im not talking shit. here he is again

i should have called him sparky!

(Anthill Mob, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 6:54, archived)

so do i

very informative. I love those socks- when used with skill they are truly a thing of beauty.

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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jan 2002, 7:30, archived)

anyone interested

they might be giants version of why does the sun shine is here

mberman.res.cmu.edu/mp3/TMBG/Why%20Does%20the%20Sun%20Shine/

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)

or on severe tire damage

buy it you tight gits, it's great!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 10:28, archived)

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