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Oh random seach thingie. what a joy you are

I just found this via the random searcher.

I can't be arsed to do anything with it, but it's potential is enormous I'm sure...
help your selves. opens in a new window

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)

"Ahhh, thank you chiiildren.."

(i dunno - any good for ya Nobby?)

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Devious ...what?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

hahaha

that's brilliant!

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:05, archived)

Poor love

David was getting tired of his calf injury...

eeeeek. 1st post.

(K.T., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

eeeeeek

huge.
;)

/edit...woo by the way, puntasic.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

it's not

that big, but just for info - most people make pics about 280 pixels wide, because that's the max width of the front page...

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)

subject to consideration

okey dokey

(K.T., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

haha

I love the injured calf :)

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

Marv...

..ellous

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K@te, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:33, archived)

Boom Kitty!

(BlueJames, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)

woo!

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)

variations on a meme

(choppy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)

haha

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

Just saw this on TV. And couldn't stop laughing.

So I screencapped it.

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EvS, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)

quick! someone call that number!

(BlueJames, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

I'd love to prank call it.

But don't have a computer phone thing.

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EvS, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)

Of or on?

of or on?
of or on?
It's important.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)

in.

in.

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EvS, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)

Is a 1.866

number very, very, very expensive indeed to call?
Or is it free, but due to lax privacy laws in the US it costs you your credit rating?
Or is solely for dribbling goons?

You decide.
Ringworms of the head?
Ridiculo..... Oh Jesus Christ!
They're real!

Aaaiiiieeeeeee!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

haha

where are you?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

Hello boys . . .

Would you ?

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

make it...

purrrr?

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)

I might

give it a stroke...

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)

But!

has it been declawed?

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

What . .

And spoil the fun ??

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

It can't be reasoned with,

it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear...
and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are totally orange.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:32, archived)

At first glance

I thought that was Dean Martin mixed with 'Those Sammy Davies (Jnr) eyes' (and his sunglasses too)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)

That's why I left the

autograph on. You know, for the young comedy heathens.
Betta rekonize da Monkhouse, ho! )

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

just discovered getty images, now there are 3 web sites I visit!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

hahaha²

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Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

woo!

marvellous!

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

every

fucking night, i turn on my computer and think "right, i'll build myself a website" and every night i end up shoppin'
in the potato sense that is!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)

I've almost

built myself a new gallery site, but I keep getting bored trying to finish it...

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)

this is

too much fun

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

yeah, but

also I've done the new site using asp and access, and i've done all the interesting bits, so now it's just the fiddly crap to make it all work properly...

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)

classness

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

Howzat!

vvvery good

(lostpixel, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)

If this was Cricket World Cup season

(or if anyone cared about cricket) that would be on the back page of the Mirror next week. Woo.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:31, archived)

CLASSIC

Cricket

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:32, archived)

anyone know of any

photoshop tutorials? just got 7 cos i'm not wanting to lurk so much, but it *ahem* didn't come with a manual...

(stickybellyflapcock, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

they

hardly ever do... ;-)

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)

there's

some at www.phong.com, which are very pretty, but get quite advanced pretty quick. nice stuff though...

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

I found

the help file very good as well . . way better than I expected actually :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)

try here:

www.photoshopcafe.com/cafe/viewthread.php?tid=28

(jonesyb, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)

Couple here

www.teamphotoshop.com
www.eyeball-design.com/fxzone/tutorial.htm

that are good.

(frogman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)

Cheers.

Maybe I'll be posting something funny sometime soon. Or not. Student life is nothing if not unpredictable. So little to do, so much time...

(stickybellyflapcock, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)

for bigdave

two songs in one day? a record!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)

Absolute woo!

That was a good 90% of how I had it in my head!
Little different here and there, but woo! I say, woo! Not forgetting yay & houpla!

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bigdave, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

Well

that 'So Solid Crew' are a cheeerful bunch of souls, ay?

PS: What is the tag for the ickle writing?

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)

<small>

strangely enough

don't forget to close the tag though! IE users hate it if you don't

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

Cheers

Serves the gits right. I've got the 'Zilla...

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

i'm on the opera, mesel

zilla is fast as a bast on linux, but i aint got room for two oses on this machine

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:31, archived)

to any of those that saw

groups.msn.com/dadirtycrew/dadirtycrewhomepage.msnw when i posted it last night.
You may have just caught a final glimpse of something wonderful as it still seems gone so was probably in the process of being deleted by someone.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

most bizarre

did they suddenly get self-concious? did they violate msn's tos? (if so, microsoft have better taste than i gave them credit for)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)

It had so many messages though

there was so much still yet to be uncovered.
I feel like we were on a trip to the moon and just caught a glimpse of an amusement arcade entrance behind one of the boulders and we got to sneak in and play one game of 'Earthbase Alpha' before we got rumbled and thrown out by the moonies. And when we told the other 'stonaugts about it and dragged them back to show them it was all gone and they looked at us funny as if we'd made it all up.
But we didn't, did we?
Did we???

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

no, it's all true

i wish i'd been to the moon though

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

sad that.

I wanted to pass it around to people I know

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)

Sir Broccoli with his asparagus sword

Nothing could stop them now...

(lostpixel, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)

Huzzah!

And all that

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)

I bet his

piss smells horrible.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)

name

someone whose piss smells nice

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)

their forces combined?!!

my god - the world is in trouble!

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spassmonkey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)

...

A force more powerful than 1000 battery powered laser-guns

(lostpixel, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

Face's OUT!

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

well...

i thought it was pretty funny, but the reactions doesn't quite match my expectations... gotta work on my act...

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:31, archived)

don't worry

about it, move onwards and upwards :)

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)

No Hands got a staring role in the remake

- big version here be gentle - tis my first post after many decilitres of lurking.

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geekchic, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

eeerie

"catxorcist" almost sounds l337

(zyn (thetix), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:18, archived)

woo!

yay!

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spassmonkey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:18, archived)

i second that emotion

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)

I want to see this version!

Oooooh yes!

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bigdave, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)

Dammit, I'm going to bed in a minute...

I'll not sleep for hours now, ahh well, could just sit here instead....

(Kalshassan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)

cool piccy :)

but i still cant find that kitten, i have looked all over ratemykitten and it is no where to be seen. anyone?

(jonesyb, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)

They obviously

took it off to spite us all. And we lowered the tone with our cheap suits and outrageous hairstyles.

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

I replied

but it's fallen off the page

clickywoo to that reply

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barnesy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)

he's here

www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=3148

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

feck!

I thought I could remember his number from seeing it pop up here a lot. I got the digits right, but that must be the only permutation I didn't try! :O)

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barnesy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)

ha ha, nice one

cheers

(jonesyb, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)

That's sick!

It deserves a sick woo yay!

Delicious!

(moobat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

will somebody please

kill off that bleedin' cat?

(Wilzon321, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

broccoli!

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spassmonkey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)

He'll

get fined for what that dogs doing,
If the broccoli doesnt get him first!!

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Devious ...what?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)

That would be cool..

Take your dog for a walk and steal your food in the park...

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Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)

Hans knew his days

as a designer for BMW were numbered

The result of buying up far too many brand names and trying to coin in on the following

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)

Hands knees BMsy daysie

The result of staying up far too long working and trying to stay sane.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

eh ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)

"Hands..knees...bumsidaisey!"

you know...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)

Gah!

I've got nothing to mix my gin with!

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:06, archived)

use your finger

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

as the actress said to the bishop

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

no vodka?

that works ok

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EdibleVomit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

My sister used

Hooch instead of lemon once.
Actually, 5 times really.

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bigdave, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:10, archived)

i keep pondering whether i should use kaliber and hooch

to make an "inverse shandy"

i never actually do it. i'm too scared.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:13, archived)

Ask for that at the local pub

I dare ye!
"Two lagers and an inverse shandy please"
"Are you avvin a laarf?"

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bigdave, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)

What

a great idea. On a similar note, I am tempted to try making a milkshake using a cow and a vibr...no.

No, that would be silly.
:)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)

new or used?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)

when we were

students & skint, we used to make 'tramp shandy', which was hooch & special brew!
ouch!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

I find

mixing it with gin works wonders. hic ;-)

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kaydup, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:12, archived)

If you didnt make it to the show on sunday

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

Bugger.

Was up till 4am drinking. Didn't wake up until 3pm Sunday. Which one's yours?

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kaydup, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)

the one on the left

pissing oil on the grass ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)

3rd Gnop From The Sun?

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Devious ...what?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)

that looks

fabulously artistic

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)

beautiful

message from the big warped head!!

(choppy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:10, archived)

id still

do the left chick

(BakeSnake, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)

haha!

guy on the right looks like you!

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)

Who Watches The Watcher?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:03, archived)

I can't see it

I'm not sure that yahoo groups let you do remote linking...

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

does that make me a BAD person?

should I hide now?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)

Yes it does.

Yes you should.

Nah, only joking. Try tripod.co.uk (not com). Nice and free, but might kill the account after a while. They haven't killed mine yet. If they do, I'll just get another. Welcome.

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kaydup, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

msn groups seem fairly laid back. there's some stuff in the faq

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)

But the 56ers moan

'cos each time they refresh, it reloads the picture from scratch.

I'm on ADSL, so stuff 'em ;-)

Love ya all really

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kaydup, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

I'll end up just posting stuff up to freeserve by ftp - not done any of that kind of stuff for about 3 years now though - bit rusty - will try and unfog brain tomorrow.

Can I just say - been after somewhere like this for a fair old while - you people have been an inspiration tonight - a reason to be stupid again! lovely.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

Oh no

I didn't realise you were new. Quick, run while you can. The second day will get you.

It's more addictive than crack, you know.

Leave your coat with the woman at the door. You'll not be needing it again.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Yes more than 3 exclaimation marks. I am insane!!!!!!

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kaydup, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)

Just hijacking the thread . .

To see if my MSN Group is working again yet

sorry :o)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:32, archived)

evening all

what a cutey...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)

aww

bless!

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:10, archived)

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