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# Micheal demostrates how to remove stuck items
You clench and push your whole hand in, see?

I wouldn't let it lie.


why my alt tags not working today?
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:32, archived)
# This isn't
really funny is it?

sorry... first post and everything.
(muchmojo, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:32, archived)
# works
for me :o)
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:43, archived)
# great...
now i'm off to bed
(muchmojo, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:58, archived)
# Real-life bionic kitten
www.geocities.com/speedykitten/index.html

[edit]Cart kitty now available in upgraded version!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)
# is that not
GC, Mr Ring?

Cute little bugger tho
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:45, archived)
# Quite likely, now that I think about it
Oh well. :(

I'd better photoshop something to make up for it.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)
# Just for Kaiser, a light bulb 3-way

Also, I posted this last night, but I fucksocked up the animation so each frame was like 20 seconds long... so I'm piggybacking it on this post, so I don't displace tha hummus... don't make me die! :)
(MrMessiah, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# Jesus!
That's cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:31, archived)
# I didn't see it yesterday......
I took me a whole minute to get that!!
bloody SPOILERS isn't it!!
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)
# oh
I SEE it now... dammit I should drink more...
(I helped save b3ta! K@te, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)
# Sharing and scaring
www.geocities.com/hepcathelm2002/CrackersDelightPartTwo.mp3 part 2 of 30 min bootleggy album www.geocities.com/hepcathelm2002/ Only heard 1st 2 parts so far and this one is definitely worth sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
# Fnords
1 man crusade into shutting down as many sites as he can due to excessive bandwidth usage
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:15, archived)
# How do you like my new Halls of Residence?
Swansea Correctional Institute... OK, you caught me, it's not in Swansea, it's York County Prison. It's up to you to decide whether you think I live in Swansea and got this picture from a Google Image search, or I live in York County Prison, USA...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)
# Don't mention halls of residence
in Liverpool. A bunch were built this summer but weren't finished on time.
Ha ha ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)
# Doesnt one normally
have to pay to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)
# If yer fit
I'll do it for free. Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)
# Please Miss !


Clicky for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)
# was it just me
that saw a chessboard on first glimpse of that pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)
# I see it now . . .
Freaky :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)
# can you see the boards?
(probably only me and ppl who are asleep will get that reference)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:32, archived)
# Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a terrible nightmare....



Someone please wake me up!!!!!!!!!!!
(heface, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# well if you WILL insist
on sleeping in full spiderman costume you've only got yourself to blame!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Sweet
as a fucking nut! Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)
# Woo!
(MrMessiah, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)
# HOly mary
mother of God!

::faints::
(bluemerle, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:09, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# Yes with a name like that
he was begging for it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# Sorry
Had to do it, i had this twitch, it was very complicated...
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)
# quite understandable
compelling urges are very common here
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)
# woo
thats the way you do it.....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# Curling Must Be Stopped!
(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)
# aww!
but that cat's straight!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# too right

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# It looks like
Hes veering off to the left! Bring in the man with the brush quick!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Todays ntl story
A few weeks back, ntl sent us a debt collection letter for an outstanding bill for £40.
We phoned ntl and informed them that the account in question was not only paid up but was cancelled in May!
"They acknowledged that it was indeed closed in May and up to date.
Today we get a letter from the solicitors acting on behalf of the debt collection acency for an outstanding bill of £40!

That company is such a bunch of arse-trees
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# get it in writing from ntl, asafp
really really
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)
# I concur
when left don't speak to right, shit happens.
Make sure and don't leave it to chance, or you'll end up with more than a visit from the baliffs I think (credit ratings etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Me also
But have you heard of www.nthellworld.com/ - there are some really helpful chaps on there who can get stuff done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)
# not so much that,
but if the debt is in the hands of an agency then the debt has been _sold_ and is no longer in the hands of ntl. you need to put them in a sueable position if they're ever going to buy the debt back.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)
# Oh lordy
Selling debts? Is it me or does that sound strange?

Anyway, I knew a lass who rented a house and then found she couldn't get a loan or anything cos the person who used to live there had a bad debt and never paid it off. Seems debts live with the address and not the person at times.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
# in that case, you need a letter from the company that registered the bad debt
but yes, that's the function of a debt collection agency. they trade debts, they take your sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# Aye
She was chasing down that letter to send to credit agencies. I think she wanted to get a double bed cos she only had a single (no! everyone should have a double bed!) only to find no-one would sell her one cos "she had a bad debt". 'Cept it wasn't her debt.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)
# debts
assosiated with the house and not the person is the dumbest rule ever!
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:36, archived)
# funny
second time the word sue has popped up in conversation about this subject.

I am used to ntl's incompetence. Been with them for years. One of the first 10 houses in the UK with cablemodem dontchaknow.

Fortunately it goes the other way too and we have had 3 months at a time where they have completely forgotten to bill us (for full package plus modem)

They couldnt piss down their own leg.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# Bulb porn ?
It's a dark path you are walking . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# i mighta coined that :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3/7/3/6/7/3
(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)
# oohh..
That one is fabbo!!!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)
# Does that
Represent the inspiration that computers and the internet have brought into society?
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# Messured in % Denmark is one
of the countries with most internet connections per citizen...
But most of my school mates in the 40's and 50's are VERY un-inspired when they use it...
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# thats
what I thought.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# I'm helping a nice little
lady in her 40's who has never used a computer at all...
It's quite funny actually..
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)
# Has she stopped
laughing at the "mouse" yet?
I do some demonstrating at my university to ppl with so little 'puter experience its unbelievable...
And then theres my mum :o
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)
# She's almost crushing
the mouse and now and then she squeaks over something new on the screen..
But she's progressing quickly and I'm praising her like she was a child..
hehe..
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# & a woo
to you good kaiser!
(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)
# I know that place
That's an Acorn show up north that is. I was helping on a different stand there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# Really???
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# damn straight
Looks like the Castle Technology stand at Wakefield 2001 -- I was on the Cerilica stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# I got it from this site:
www.arcsite.de/magazin/sonst/roexpo2000/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)
# Bugger.
Not the same show. Well, the stand was identical, anyway.
and the page one level up mentions it
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)
# Guess it's related
in some way...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)
# Yup
But I won't bore you with the details.
Instead, bed beckons, where once more I shall dream of being able to fucking hummus.
oh, I forgot to mention, woo to both bulb porns
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)
# filthy man
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:10, archived)
# how can
i reduce the file size of a gif in image ready?
without reducing the size?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# Mess about
with the dithering and colour level
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# which
is controlled from the optimisation window (window>optimise) just in case you don't have it open. if you go to view>show optimised you can see the affect (and if you make the picture window wide enough it tells you how large the file will be)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# cheers all
:)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# Try dropping the colours . .
Make sure it's not dithering as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# Barbara liked to leave early for Ascot
Ooo, shampers. Lovely, darling.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# matching
hat and bag
woo to the yay to the hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# The handbag image
came from exoticcheesecakes.com or something and is actually a cake but it matched the hat! :)
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# Mmmmmm
cakebags....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)
# marvel
louse!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# ooh!
that really is rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# Thass
Proper Bo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)
# The new masks were losing their novelty value
(lostpixel, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Posting this at 12:30am ..... damn I need to get another GF :0)
(zutlewurdle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)
# Screw girlfriends!
You're damn funny!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Cheers Dude....
..... sometimes I wonder if I'm the funniest guy in the world ....... but only sometimes.

Hmmmmmmmm. I do look like Phil Jupitous so perhaps that's it :0)
(zutlewurdle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# only on seeing your username
'in print' on your webpage did it suddenly snap into the reference.
Douglas Adams was truly a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# though i though it was
zintle-wurdle... zintle-wurdle...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# John Le Mesurier (who was in the Hancock film 'The Punch & Judy Man')
played the wise old bird.
(i thought more zootle wurdle)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# just caught your lovely Tuesday BigDave Blues
but what was the first song? I've been out all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# sacre charlemagne
it's here
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# cheers
I try to grab all the nice b3ta music whenever I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# He was indeed
(Drops to knees and pays homage) ..... and not the way you're thinking either ... dirty boy)!!!
(zutlewurdle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# So i found this poloroid floating around at school today..

and just thought you guys might find it.. humorous. I wonder if this kid knows i have it..
(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)
# Shit!
I mean... how humorous! *cough*
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# *memento style*
'DON'T BELIEVE HIS ARSE'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Busted!
(Dr Newstead, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)
# I am deeply
disturbed by that.
Especially as i've just realised that it's Jamie Oliver.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# send it to
www.isthisyou.co.uk
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# i bought a used bio book
at me college bookstore and this picture was in it.
it was also inside the nicest used-condition bio book that was there..

WARNING: NSFW and REALLY hairy...

edit: before someone tries to get funny, the picture was not PRINTED in the bio book, it was a photograph placed in between pages of the bio book...:)

(zyn (thetix), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# I found a polariod once
it had 2 naked girls on it and a message to whoever it was to suggesting that they meet up and do it again sometime!
Some ppl have all the luck
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)
# yeah? call that luck?
she probably dropped it on the way home and never read the message
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)
# ...
(heface, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Just thrilled to little tiny bits....
When I posted the punch and judy picture, I would've been chuffed to bits if someone had said "That would be better if...", but they didn't, they woo-ed and yay-ed. And I was really really chuffed.
And now, and *now* I made front page! =0DDDD
*shudder, groan*
Sorry, I've just come....

Thankyou everybody, you're all dead dead lovely.
(Kalshassan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)
# i'm alive alive lovely
but thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Even me?
Lordy
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# You
always remember your first time
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)
# Personally, I love it!!!
(zutlewurdle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)
# That's groovy, man.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# Cheers Dude....
(chomps marmite on toast)
(zutlewurdle, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)

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