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# DOMINATION TIEM!!!

These have been making the rounds the
last few days, yet I can't find Ellen Von De*n**'s
site from googleing. Anyone know of it?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# thats ace.....i want one
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Thats a lot of woo
In such a tiny package
I'm clicking like theres no tomorrow
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# This is me, most days.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:33, archived)
# ...
I freak'n love this vid!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)
# HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
 

 
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:18, archived)
# what are you looking for?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# LOL!

Is on some of the images.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# ah shit, I can't read that.
 
Van Delden seems a popular name in the Netherlands.
www.riks.nl/projects/Strandplevier-BOS
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Van! Thx.
Tried that too now. SHIT!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# I guess von would be German and van would be Dutch.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# and vin is french.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)
# DOMINATE.
ellen von wut?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Exactly. Tag is in image above.
I'd really like to find the author.
I've got a dozen more sources
and they are all fucking ace work.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Aww.. that's so cute
Well done too!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


*redited with added word theft. Cheers Letum.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Yes; 3rd one down
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# bugger....best i can muster at 5am
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
[challenge entry] not that I could give a toss...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# pahaha!
woo!
nings.etc
can't sleep again.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# if you're having trouble sleeping
why not take a short course at a local FE college to improve your results? It could lead to exciting new employment opportunities
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# does it lead to a recognised qualification?
like NVQ level 3 in snoozing? or BTEC HNC in napping?
if so, sign me up
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Lame fucking lame! this challenge is lame!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# D+ for effort
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# ....
Read what i titled this post
you think i'm gonna waist
my time on it? :|
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# what is the title??????
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# This compo would be just as good if people just posted titles without images
Wii Campfire
Wii Murder
Wii Wee
Wii Wanking
Wii Holocaust
Wii B3ta
Wii Internets
Wii Wallpapering
Wii Waving
Wii Mexican wave game
etc.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# URGH HELLO I DONE AN EPIC.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# EPIC!!!
Ending is perfect. FP NOW!!!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# OH FFS MAN.
:P
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# epic lemonry, hurrah!
good night.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Dear Sir/Madam
I represent a major Pollywood studio and I wish to offer you squillions of currencies to make this into a feature-length film right away.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Excellent!
Top stuff lemon.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# the undertaker would be proud of that tombstone
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)
# I bought street fighter 4 today and everything I see reminds me of it
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# all figure skaters should be treated this way.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Even the ugly ones?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# all humans are ugly, so yes.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# hahaha
I've sent this on to the nearest korean person for an explanation.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)
# MTTS FTW
I've got to make another riff on that lovely pair (plus pug) of loons.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# RESPOND POST-HASTE
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# awesome
 
I found some extremely bewildering things by clicking links wildly
I DON'T READ THE LINGO, MAN
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahah YES!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Very good
Lots of woo to you!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# it is a nice day to go to the beach
 

 
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Fluff beach!
Best place in the universe.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Wharariki Beach
it's not marked on google maps, but it's near Takaka (Golden Bay).

www.google.co.nz/search?q=wharariki+beach
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)
# this is very luffly
and almost makes up for the fact that my cursor disappears when I try and use it over firefox thus making me have to navigate the buttons using tab.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# NEEDS MORE WATERMELON.
or at least a nectarine. i just uploaded kitty pics to flickr, go look!

all cats here.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# FLUFF!!!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# i had an afternoon and evening of kitty love.
and, scrolling down the board, it appears i didn't miss anything here other than compo madness, stupidity and snarkery.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Mostly, yeah.
Not sure why we still don't have a night mod.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# JASPER!
 
he's looking well.
Large, and well.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# they are all big and happy.
we played soap bubble attack, it was great fun.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# i just had an idea for a game
where i abuse cats in different parts of the world. leaving only small clues in the videos and then the internet has to get outraged and find where i am.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# pffft
 
I believe that game is called /b/
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# This is a gud picture
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Ahh! A much needed fluff fix
Cheers
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# That is a nice beach with excellent fluff.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# awww, bless
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I don't know why he's so upset.

Why is he so upset?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Steg!
woo
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)
# STEGSTEGSTEG
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# STEGSTEGSTEG
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# STEG! STEG! STEG!
STEG?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# wooo!
love this
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# He is upset because he cannot mewl :****(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# I just finished watching Ordinary People,
and Donald was quite young in it.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# I just watched the ruins
it was quite good and made me go :S and squirm and stuff in places. yay!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Have not seen that one
I must correct this error.

I really wish I could go back in time and put him in A Fist Full of Dynamite. That would have been the best fucking Spaghetti Western ever.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# POOR STEG :****(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Because
he saw the cat in the cup.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# He looks like he's seen something frightening.
A mouse, perhaps.
A mouse with huge incisors that tear through even the toughest dinosaur hide.
And AIDS. A mouse with huge, strong incisors and AIDS.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# ahahah
maybe thats Dangermouse?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Kitty is a messy carver is my guess.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# extinction.
 
woo!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# prbly because he's about nine pixels away from being a seamdragon.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
[challenge entry] A good aim is key.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# fuck you
*ignores*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Is this
4chan?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# good...
this isn't fucking 4chan.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# That's
what I thought.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# haha seriously?
Swearing is mostly ok, but huge pictures of prisoners being abused is something entirely different.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I'm hungry
will someone give me some chocolate?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# QFT!!!
You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Also
DIAF, FOAD, ESAD, GFYM, and HAND
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Look out.
They could be anagrams.
EDIT: Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. that's tilde faq tilde
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I collected them all except one.
GFYM
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Gotta catch em all.
Pokeman'
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Thank you
for all the chocolate.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# You asked for it.
You knew, and you don't(didn't) give a shit.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# HAND I had to look up..
don't here that much in these parts.

my favourite is FYWAR
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Quite. Years ago it went like...
HTH YHBT HAND
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# ahaha "in my day" etc...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# [/;-)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# aren't you the one who posted the animated .gif
of a still-living, skinned raccoon?

Pot, kettle, black, etc.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Thanks I just got fired from the fireworks, chocolate and dreams factory
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Read the FAQ please
And link the filth.

Or just fuck off.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# see ya in about a week everyone
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# laters
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# ^
I have my room in the bunker prepared
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I might have to say the same if we see more of this bullshit.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# oh look!
another ancient, unused account comes out of the woodwork to troll /board. How very sophisticated.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# You sir
Are an idiot.

Please break the safety glass in the window with your head.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# As b3ta's leader and general man about town.
I am completely shocked to the point of telling the internet that I am shocked by this.
It's completely made me ruffle me copy of tomorrow's Times newspaper.
Golly gosh!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# For fucks sakes
This challenge is the worst thing to happen to the board since /talk
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# That's the spirit.
Kick out at the people who aren't turned on by well drawn rabbits with tits.
Just like school.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
people who aren't turned on by well drawn rabbits with tits people who spend half their day discussing what they have eaten and the other half complaining that someone has deleted a post

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# They do that on here too?
I've often been criticised for having a go at the housewhales on /talk, but if I could have been used over here to help the lardy all this time, I am greatly sorry.



...You made that point without regard for any of the Duke of Prines meals of the day threads we used to have.

Come on.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Ill level with you
I know there are really as many pillocks on /board as on /talk, I just went for the safe target like a BNP member running for election
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Added to this.
It IS the worst thing that happened to this board since /talk.
As it took me over there.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Agreed.
1) Find image
2) Add Wii box art
3) Add game title about image
4) Post

No hummus needed.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Ive said it before and Ill say it again. B3ta Challenges are pointless.
For every one post that has taken the challenge brief and produced a well thought out and executed idea there are 50 pearosts/pointless unfunny paint by numbers photoshops with no actual joke behind them
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# this
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# A third point, which again is correct because it's me posting.
Is that I think between the 4chan comedy we get on here, and the lies we get on QOTW, together they are nothing but an AOL level of banter.
This is very disappointing for me, a legend and the one time saviour of b3ta.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# *removes glove and drops it on the floor*
How Insulting, Sir! I demand satisfaction!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Is this about a posh wank?
JMG has a well known NO FRUIT stance.
It's caused mayhem in the puffter community, on /talk.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# No, this is a challenge to a duel.
I ain't no fool.
I try to be cool.
Take folks to school, tool.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# ^ this
the hummus can't take it anymore cap'n
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# please link this,
its really not great to look at

edit: stupid cat is better than guantanamo abuse.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# sheesh
it's just a cat in a cup
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# hmmm not quite getting it are we.
I can't be 100% sure, but I'm guessing nobody here wants to see that image of abuse.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# ^
this
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It had to be done, so I did it...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# so bored of this bandwagon..
The shoppery is good,
Just, Henry is dead
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Henry is dead!?
I only just joined the 'Henry' Facebook group as well. :(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Real whipping action!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# what the fuck your pushing my entry down :( :( :( :(
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)
# he's loving it!
 
THE TART
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Jack TweedWii


too mucho el drinko, apologia
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry]








(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# As b3ta's leader and champion.
I declare this the winner.
Shut down the internet.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
#
ed: I'll post this later. Sorry for the delete.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# COR! What a beauty!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# You should suggest an image challenge,
maybe 'who's best at colouring in'.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Not to say I'd win for sure, but BWAHAHAHA!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# YES
on edit: YES

edit two: later = two days, minimum, alas.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# You are likely right.
This is our darkest hour.
Where the fook is the RAF when you need them?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CALL OF DUTY 2 WAS ACTUALLY SHIT.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] last one
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The winner gets a rake.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Over 50 games!
I can't wait!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Tell me more about these 50+ games you promised.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# "Pulling Gold Teeth"....
"Sorting baggage in Kanada"
"Block 17 Surprise"
"Shake The Zyclon"
"Work or Shower Selection"
"Shaving Hair"

etc etc
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# "corpse wheelbarrow races"
"arbeit macht frei tycoon"
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# how did you know!? Its not even been released yet.
thief!
;)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# heh. i just googled and found
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# zomg! I honestly hadn't seen that.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# haha
a glorious work of bad taste
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# did anyone ever play a game
probably for the master system or megadrive that was one of these '99 games' type things. i remember i kept renting it out as a kid but every 'game' was beyond awful. bit vague in my description i suppose.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# No, but my brother had something similar on the Gameboy.
Bishi Bashi Special on the PlayStation, however, is excellent.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# lolocaust more like
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# You say hello hello
I say goodbye goodbye
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# hello hello hello!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# hello
     hello
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# This box cover
is just zionist propaganda, it was never made.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Paint sketch : D
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Flamingo hand!
Does anyone else see that?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# yes, i drawn it!
; )
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Thin lines veil the horror !
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# The one on the left scares me.
Kill it!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

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