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(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:24, archived)

john's not mad

Remember the QED program John's Not Mad - featuring the foul mouthed Scotttish boy John who suffered from spitting and cursing courtesy of Tourette's Syndrome. Well the follow up is on BBC 1 21:00 on 27.02.02 - "The Boy Can't Help It".

more details from [email protected]

Top fact - Tourette's Syndrome named after Giles De Tourette who catalogued instances of 'demonic possession'.

(thebird, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:24, archived)

Fuck .......arse.......

timmmmmay......shit piss

(British_Bullfrog, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)

Check out the music video...

at www.cartelcommunique.co.uk/

its superb.

(Hanrahan, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:41, archived)

longtung!!

even after 10 years it just kept growing!!

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andy206, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:22, archived)

Was just looking at

"Web rage hits the internet", and as a web programmer, I am thinking of writing an article about 87% of programmers wanting to kick the living shit out of dumb ass users. Whos with me? Yeah!

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Hugo Rune, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:19, archived)

i see you are RTFM person.. well those dumbass users are your bread and butter mate so if you did more end user research you'd find out what people want and how they use computers and programs... *sheesh*

(thebird, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:34, archived)

Calm down bird

and go and delete that extra message you posted twice..

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Wifey, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:40, archived)

Donkey Bloody Donkey

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AndyK, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:17, archived)

tee hee

(British_Bullfrog, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:10, archived)

Sorry poor attempt but I only...

...had 5 mins till I went to do stuff

(British_Bullfrog, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:14, archived)

taste tea

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:09, archived)

Donkey in the U.K.

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AndyK, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:59, archived)

Do you do requests?

For example:

Donkey want me baby?

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mrbrong, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:21, archived)

Eyewash

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:57, archived)

inspired

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)

And for those who missed it yesterday...

The Davros Swearing Keyboard, made by Necrophiliac whilst we should be working :)

Click the pic to load it

(Joose2001, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:55, archived)

Fantastic

especially "barr starrd" and the space bar.

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mikeisbrill, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:29, archived)

Good old yellow pages

(J R Hartley, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:53, archived)

Must be

all that fog from the Tyne that makes all the Geordie tradesmen so competent

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)

Pfffffffffffffft!

I wuz'avin a drink then!

Class my son. I thought I was the only geordie b3tan around here.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:27, archived)

Im probably late but anyway....

(Joose2001, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:52, archived)

Help meee!!!!

Can anyone post a picture of a furious ball of rage so that I may print it out, wrap it around a rock and throw it with all my might at the twat who is making me work to hard that has resulted in my brain leaking from my ears?

If you could I'll buy you a wagon wheel!

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:41, archived)

well

that excludes us vegetarians

(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:49, archived)

ah go on...

it's only a wee bit of gelatine...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)

Damn you Gelatine

Nemesis of my life - how you thwart my attempts to eat marshmallow and gum-based products.
And as for his evil sidekick Rennet boy.... I mean what is he doing in pickled onion monster munch but not in any of the other flavours? Curse him to Hades.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:02, archived)

I'll make it

a Linda McCartney's wagon wheel if that's any use. And I have some very amusing photo's of Redi from new year's eve that I'll have to dig out soon

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)

i'll

do it if you can find me a veggie pukka pie, no more, no less

(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:10, archived)

I'll start

Looking for rocks.

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:16, archived)

no,

that's a chicken one, i said veggie.....

(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:17, archived)

I reckon it's got veggies in it

but what the hey for a furious ball of rage I'd furnish you with a veritable smorgasborg of veggie delights... Such as this elegant pyramid.

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:26, archived)

but

you can't sosialise with a pyramid.........

(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)

But then

again the good name of Pukka pies has been eternally sullied due to it's now unfortunate link to celebrity mockney cooking twat Jamie Oliver (TWAT!) - I was unfortunate enough to do the sound engineering for his band a couple of years ago and you'll be delighted to know that they were unbelievably shit - Joke - How do you know there is a drummer at your door? -

Option 1 - The knocking speeds up

Option 2 - They forget to come in

Boom boom

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:45, archived)

The only food pyramid

worth bothering with is Toblerone in my opinion.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)

Pointy chocolate

Didn't they do an obscure chocolate pyramid some years ago, that was on the market for about a month? Presumably, they had to shelve it after all the complaint letters from people with wounded mouths began to flood in ... with bloodstains on them. I seem to recall it having little sparkly bits in, like Space Dust. And I'm getting a big purple cardboard wrapper image too.

But I could have dreamed the whole thing.

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:13, archived)

A proud moment indeed