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[challenge entry] For ladies and lucky punks everywhere
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:36, archived)
# I'll have the Autumn Russet armour-piercing please.
WHY ISN'T NCIS ON CATCHUP YET. IT'S BEEN 8 HOURS.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:40, archived)
# hang on....
I'll find out
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:42, archived)
#
"THIS IS A lipSTICK-UP"
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Close Encounters of the Star Trek Kind

I just couldn't resist; after all "Resistence is Futile!"
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)
# Contact was such a shit movie
The alien was her father? FUCK THAT.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:50, archived)
# visit www.fishforcarp.com
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)
# The bit at the beginning was shit-hot though, you can't deny that.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:41, archived)
# I don't remember it
maybe I'm blocking it out
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:51, archived)
# The book is actually well worth reading.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:59, archived)
# I'll wait for the videogame
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:08, archived)
# yeah
how come her dad was up in space
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:54, archived)
# HEY ASSWIPE...I BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY SHOP...(SEE MY TAG...bottom left?!)
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:42, archived)
# hahahaha WHOOPS
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:49, archived)
# You gotta watch these newbies, man...
...passing off my work as their own.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Hey, I watched the whole thing
I saw it get posted, I replied, then I saw your post and realised what had transpired.

I watched the whole thing.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:55, archived)
# You can be my witness...
...when i rip his balls off and feed it to him.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9881469

Can't let you have all the fun. [/;-D
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:14, archived)
# oh man his other posts were star trek porn
 
but today I made a picture with kirk and spock semi-nude

damn
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:34, archived)
# hhahah
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:54, archived)
# (the Dr. is in)...
...i didn't work on that shop for an hour just so this fucker could make this fucken stupid poster out of it.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:59, archived)
# well he gave it a funny title at least
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:59, archived)
# One trek pony.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:09, archived)
# OH THE THINGS I MISS SOMETIMES
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Like
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# that's what I'm talkin bout
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# I didn't make it rapey enough
did I make it rapey enough?
Oh man I'm so confused.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:35, archived)
# I think it is suitably rapey
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:49, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
my god
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:53, archived)
# THE RAPE STATS
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# she was so dramatic, I hope she gets an Emmy
I... don't care.. about... the athletic stats
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:57, archived)
# We might get to see her boobies
if she gets nominated.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:00, archived)
# Are they bigger than her flared nostrils?
Likely not.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 6:02, archived)
# WE DO HAVE THE RAPE STATS
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# Surging ahead of Sacred Heart last night
beautiful.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# Wow that guy must be crying inside with embarassment
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:47, archived)
# is that batman in a raincoat
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# FROM ORBIT, I TELL YOU!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:39, archived)
# PIKACHU IS DEVOLVING
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] To reduce the debt, the UK sells off the NHS


Click for bigger (333 kb)


Can I get a price check on an amputation of the leg please?

Glass eyes are in aisle 4...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)
# laugh all you want. but this is the future
mwah ha ha ha!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:17, archived)
# of course
and the sad thing is, to make health care costs go down, you need tort reform, and the lawyers wont like that at all...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)
# Heads will roll if bitches start touching my torts.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:19, archived)
# I may need a prostate operation
but think of the clubcard points!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:40, archived)
# All apendectomies half price with the purchase of three or more 9 volt batteries.
And now I'm uot of here to take a SHIT! Yay for shitting.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:21, archived)
# clean up on aisle 3
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# there is shit everywhere
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Brings new meaning to the words smoked meat
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)
# I prefer Bacon & Hedges
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)
# arf!
i'm picturing hedges made of bacon now...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# imagine the smell of those being trimmed in the summer
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm bacon
i saw this in sainsburys today...it looked amazing.
www.fishforcarp.com/img/Celeb%20bacon%20grill.jpg
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# it is an amazing gif
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:07, archived)
# CARP?!
 
was it something like this?
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/sainsburys-price-comparison/Tinned_Meat_And_Poultry/Celebrity_Bacon_Grill_300g.html

Pork (64%), Water, Starch, Pork Fat, Pork Rind, Salt, Milk Protein, Stabiliser (Sodium Triphosphate), Smoke Flavour, Sugar, Preservative (Sodium Nitrite), Spice Extracts.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:19, archived)
# It is fake. Mock meat!
No celebrity in it at all.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:28, archived)
# NOW WE'RE COOKING!
*leads chorus of yums round the table*
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)
# visit www.fishforcarp.com
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# I did, but I went limp in minutes.
 
UNACCEPTABLE
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I prefer Bumhill
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# mmm.. Bumhill brown label.
 
SMOKE DA BUM
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# beef curtains
not for fags
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:11, archived)
# They sounds genuinely tasty.
Warn the cows!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Lambshank & Butler?
*gets coat*
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 7:41, archived)
[challenge entry] DESTROY ALL HUMANS
 

 
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)
# It's sad because they're all infertile.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# but they have fire in their eyes and evil in their hearts
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# my brother in law is senior geneticist for Monsanto Brazil
also, my cousins mexican ex-wife had a brief role in The phantom menace. she was the fake princess amdala that gets killed in the explosion. She had one line. but that's not even distantly relevant to your picture
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Dude but he's an electric type, dude.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# Genetic modification, dude
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# I'd be a ROCK type because ONIX.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:10, archived)
# I'd be ARTICUNO because ARTICUNO
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# ARTICUNO
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# yes, that is where it ALL GOES TO FUCKING SHIT AND WE DIE
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)
# But I got shit to do before I die.
Got shit to do.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:10, archived)
# DO IT FUCKER
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# actually you do a bit of a shit after you die.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweet Rice!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)
# who's aunt jamima?
and i know neither of them are blood relatives..my family have lied to me for years.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# My history teacher told me a lot of lies
She said she could slam dunk a basketball
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a hot time in the city tonight....


It will clean you out, with that burning sensation only a man can enjoy.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
# New from Subway: Broken glass and salt enema.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# DO IT FUCKER
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# FUCKING PACK YOUR URETHRA WITH DRUGS.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# OKAY NOW WHAT
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Oh shit man, shit like that is real dangerous.
Are you okay?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)
# Does anyone here know Rapitinui? I'm worried he may have put drugs in his urethra. Can someone check on him?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)
# It's ok they were good drugs
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:51, archived)
# NOW MY DICK IS HIGHER THAN I AM
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# PACK YOUR HOLES WITH CHUBB
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmm tasty aminals

I fialed english at school
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Nice fail there.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
# perfectly seamless, and all
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
# haha fuck
I understand this comment now
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# You get the EXTRA SLOW clap now.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:52, archived)
# It's all quite simple. It's them or us!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
# ahaha
wonderful
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Turn, turn, turn.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)
# I am not BACK TO MOTHER NATURE.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)
# oh shit
haha just realised this

canny be arsed to fix it
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# DOEWNT WORRENS ABOT IT.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# I like the idea of being back to mother nature
except the cows, fuck the cows.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
[challenge entry] no.1 throughout the Galaxy
 

 
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# TASTE THE FUCK! POKE! POKE! POKE!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)
# holy crap!!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)
# in case anybody is concerned that bottom right part is not pornographic
 
it is a picture of how you get a blood sample out of a ferret's toe
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)
# I have to admit
it took more than a double take before I noticed the fingernail
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# that ^
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# DRINK POKE!
 
FOR BONERS
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It's very popular in BNP meetings

......or so I've heard
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta and /b/ combine naow?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Perfect choice to use.

Or an edit, this is the one I wanted to pea here.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# lulzy
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
# loldoubles?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# EPIC WIN
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# [text on a periophthalmus]
 

 
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)
# o hai trollface
knice
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Coolface, dode.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# aw I see it now
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# :3
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)
# so long i can still be a dick about it
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)
# FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Is that a mewtwo?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
#
resemblance is uncanny, but it's actually fat pirates boarding the plane
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:00, archived)
# If I might interupt, I have some questions
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
# /talking or /linksing its planes, however, remains entirely acceptable.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:52, archived)
# I'm not sure /qotwing its planes would be a good idea
unless it's a twin engine Honda Accord flying out of Columbia with supermodels on board.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Just shove them in the cargo hold, problem solved.
Meanwhile, someone could probably make a killing starting up an airline that caters to obese passengers.

"Fly Lardass Airlines, we like to eat and it shows!"
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)
# It's called American Airlines
lolololol
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:00, archived)
# I think /talk Airlines would be more apropos
I've seen the bash pictures
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I am trying to forget
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Lest We Forget
www.flickr.com/photos/39866728@N00/tags/sammis21st/

I'm never, ever engaging with these people offline.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Holy shit.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Archive dat shit!
b3ta.belm.co.uk/sammi

53.8MB of gold.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# hahahaha
oh man, this shit makes CTRL+T redundant on photoshop. Deeply warped.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# There is no god
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# and they wonder why they get bullied.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)
# ARGH FUCK
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Best of all the mergers
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Best of all the flavours.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Girls smell
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# John West flavoured Tuna is the best food invention i experienced in Australia
and yet the UK is still to get to grips with it, having only the lemon + pepper one in my local tesco hypermarket

p.s. the curry one was the best
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# They used to have the curry one.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# You were in Australia, but you were eating fish from a can?
Fucking british, those cans are only there for filthy people. We have clean oceans.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Now call me old skool,
but I prefer the cheese 'n' onion.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# I likes
Ayam brand Chilli Tuna
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ZaNuLabour
lolitics.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i watched the entire thing before realising there are off buttons.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I'd tap it
hurhurhur
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)
# PARRDONN MEEEEEEEEEE
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)
# BUUTTT I HADDD TO GOOOOOOO
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# One listen and it will never leave your head
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# That's some dominating!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Not without my socket set
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)
# PUT ON YOUR FUCKHAT AND DANCE, MOTHERFUCKER
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE TO THE RADIO
*turns the World Service up to 11*
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
# ahhahhh yes I have "Still" on my walkman
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)
# OR ELSE.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
# I actually really liked that
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)
# I've been after a copy on ebay for ages
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:15, archived)
# hello. i think your music is good.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# I just gave that a proper listen, it was wild!
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I DIDNT WANT TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Things would have been very very different
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Still a good-looking device, whatever gets daubed on it.
Right by where I work, there's a notorious traffic blackspot called Spitfire Island.

Romantic or what?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Is proud no ones spotted it.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
# These laptops have pretty crappy screens, y'know.
We're squinting at the best of times.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Ah.
*retrieves coat*
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Nicely done
Mit das 'Ich Liken dis' buttenpushen aufgeclicken
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Pub quiz image doodles 2
Blue Dragon dumplings YUM!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
[challenge entry] don't mind me...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Put a ring NT!
(or an egg, if you insist)
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)

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