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The Karate Chimp. Cool points ++

(plastic fantastic, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)

yep. a genuine classic.

it makes my eyes a little misty to see him again.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:44, archived)

Assimilation

Beware the Borg

(Xawie, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:37, archived)

this is a little web meme in it's self

I wonder how many people/animals have been borged on the web?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:46, archived)

All the proof you need...

Robbie Williams is a monkey...

(dr.pete, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:30, archived)

i've edited this - cause i was getting a broken image

tripod.. grr... apparently homestead allows you host images...

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

i talked

my company into nameing their experimental game-in-a-banner "Bad Squidz"

www.microsites.co.uk/badsquids/

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:30, archived)

clicktastic

that's a good way to ruin a mouse. nice one

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)

fucked if I can think of a caption. can you?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:30, archived)

Sara Cox Weekday mornings on Radio One

(only joking!)

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:34, archived)

Microsoft Product Support

help desk...?

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:35, archived)

he does look quite helpful

I'm sure he could answer all my queries on installing the Microsoft Exchange server.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:37, archived)

Something about

fliying a helicopter maybe?

you would have to PS in some aviator sunglasses though...

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:40, archived)

Phantasialand bei Bruehl

Ì think his name is: Dopps

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:49, archived)

puppy in 'nam

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:53, archived)

OH MY GOD

I am now speechless.

I always wondered who the REAL pilot was in airwolf.

or was it Blue Thunder?

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)

air-WOLF

that is brilliant - someone photoshop up a wolf as a pilot now!!! I am too lazy.

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:04, archived)

pun-tastic

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:17, archived)

ahhh

and I'm spent

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:17, archived)

wolves are odd ...

week chins. wouldn't trust them.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:37, archived)

wow

that's great!

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:59, archived)

WARNING

Be on the look out!!!

(ozy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)

that's lovely

a buggering puppy. can i have one for xmas mum?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:21, archived)

You never know

I heard they maybe putting one in every box of Frosties over Xmas. Fingers crossed!!!

(ozy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:29, archived)

football and humour combined

successfully at last!
(you have to read them in order)

www.astott.demon.co.uk/emu.html

www.astott.demon.co.uk/sred1.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:52, archived)

This is FUN!!!!! - or not??? ... da hell!

Little Jimmy is in da House

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)

sprindarella fantastique

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:38, archived)

that's a great wheeeee

make it do more!!

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Wifey, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)

is it your voice

Mr Fox?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:12, archived)

5% Nation

Yes

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:13, archived)

you whee well sir

how about making a whole wall of animals that make nice noises when you click them?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:15, archived)

slaminA liveD

Hmm ... nice idea .. lets see what we can do ...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)

can you do something

with a spinning Glitter - I see you're a fan.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:34, archived)

yes!

my life will not be complete without a clicky wall of animals. joy, woo AND yeh!

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:35, archived)

Not enough time ...

I cant finish it today maybe tomorrow

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:44, archived)

im not allowed to listen to him wee

while im at work...

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)

he looks ready to rumble.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:17, archived)

he looks ready to rubble

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:19, archived)

They look ready to rhumble

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:25, archived)

he's ready to bungle / bumble

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:27, archived)

definately reaady to bumble

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:31, archived)

ready to gumble

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:34, archived)

ready to trundle?

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:37, archived)

ready to stumble

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:40, archived)

ready to dumbell

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:43, archived)

ready to jumble

sale

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:47, archived)

ready to humble

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:50, archived)

nice apple crumble

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Wifey, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)

HAHAHA!

I just spat coffee everywhere cos of that one!

Brilliant! :o)

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)

ready to sheriff John Bunnell

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)

lets get ready to rodhull

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:49, archived)

ready to drum well

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

ready to bum-smell

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)

ready to shun Dell

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:15, archived)

ready to fumble

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crab_bloke), Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:04, archived)

why is google

image search full of american football when what you are really looking for is a school disco rummage shot?

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:07, archived)

yeah

i gave up on that one.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:49, archived)

ready to mumble

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crab_bloke), Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)

ready to grumble

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:14, archived)

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)

is that...

...Fern Britton's hand coming in from the left?

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)

Let's get ready to crumble

(couldn't find a picture of an apple crumble)

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

Let's get ready to gimbal

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chimpy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:53, archived)

Lets get ready to womble

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:01, archived)

and again

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chimpy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:04, archived)

better get ready run foo'

(Sul, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:31, archived)

it's called a

peeper frog which I think is a lovely name

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:09, archived)

jesus christ - the dogs just get sillier

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:28, archived)

wasn't he in

return of the jedi?

p.s u guys made me poor! Flash ain't cheap :)

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Jay, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:16, archived)

you;ve bought flash?

fantastic. we can't wait to see your work.

(haha... wonder if we can get macromedia to send us cash...)

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:17, archived)

well hey

i have a great animation of a ball - you click this button and it bounces! fan-fucking-tastic or what?

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Jay, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:44, archived)

beyond genius

post a link?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:00, archived)

its at home

i'll have to sort it out later. worth the wait though, oh yes.

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Jay, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)

Looks like he's been at the Trubrown...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:36, archived)

Too skint to go out at lunchtime...

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:16, archived)

genius

you are a star.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:22, archived)

thank you!

you are most kind

(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)

i've put it on the front page

-- we need to think of some nice feeback mechanism that tells you when something goes to the front page.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:16, archived)

a gold star

like I never got at school

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Wifey, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:24, archived)

yeah - house points?

currently i'm seeing b3ta as some weird Blue Peter. maybe people should get a b3ta badge/sheild thing?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:40, archived)

brownie badges

and when you get one everyone has to do the special well done clap...

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Wifey, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)

Could you put a gold star

next to the little document icon for that post?
Be a bit like being back at school.

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chthonic, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)

that would make sense

i like that idea. we'll see what we can do.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:15, archived)

I will give a special prize

To anyone who can find out what John Davidson (the tourettes kid) is doing now.

I am becoming obsessed....

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)

a friend of mine...

has recently opened a low rent kennel up north, and hires him at night to talk dirty and bark at her guests...

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scruffyoik, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:26, archived)

i think

he has had some success in the theatre

johndavidson.com/

sorry.

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:31, archived)

i would love to know

anybody got any ideas of how to find out?

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:06, archived)

Tourettes

support charity maybe?

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chimpy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:32, archived)

Oh come on!

Surely you can all do better than that!

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:06, archived)

When Jim Davidson does

an adult act such as Boobs in the Wood - he goes by the name of John Davidson.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:14, archived)

Hmmm...

He swears a lot as well...

But no.

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:16, archived)

I have found the following useful info

He is now 28 (born in '73), he lived in a small town called Galashiels which is in Scotland.

I am now going to apply this knowledge to Google and see what I can get.

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:27, archived)

keep us informed

this is of great importance.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:13, archived)

Some silly stuff

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/singer.html

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)

woof!

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:49, archived)

hmmm

your'e obviously quite taken with teen cam girls.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:56, archived)

purely an academic interest I assure you

i think it's a intersting phenomena.

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rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:11, archived)

Please tell me something that's worth watching on TV

I don't want to leave the house any more. I just want to look at the glowing box thing.

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crab_bloke), Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:35, archived)

watercolour challenge

always a winner

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:37, archived)

i s'pose this would be a

watercolour challenger?

(told you I should have stayed in bed).

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:36, archived)

aaargh

i have obviously gone completely mad. help me. help me please. Um, or is it just that someone else is logged in as me?

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crab_bloke), Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:38, archived)

you should watch

the arts hour on Discovery Home and Leisure. It starts at about 9am and it has the amazing showcase tallent of Irishman Frank Clarke and Canadian Bob Ross.

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:48, archived)

Lets

make all kinds of happy little trees, in our world there's a big old tree right here. And lets use vile Phtalo blue everywhere. We have a squirrel. There that looks like a foul vulgar picture you might have bought in Woolworths in the mid 70's.

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nicey, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:01, archived)

ok now

just gently move your brush, let it just graaaze the canvas. Thaaaat's it - beautiful.

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)

Everyone needs a friend

This is a happy tree. Let's give him a friend. Put in another tree.

Everyone needs a friend.

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Harold, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:27, archived)

juuuust

let the brush follow the stream and then, oh, the water fell over. There. A niiiice little waterfall. Nothing too hectic, remember this is a tranquil scene...

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)

Tots TV

Was always a mainstay when i was stuck at home.

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:05, archived)

all together now...

I'm a tot, je suis un tot, tilly, tom and tiny... ah lovely donkey... sac magique, sac magique!

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:10, archived)

I take it then, that like me

you have spent some time being unemployed enough to learn the words.

Brilliant!

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)

yes I have watched a lot of telly

I love TV - I have learnt so much from it. I trust it and I beleive everything I see and hear on it. Everything I buy is goverened by wonderful adverts, the advertising men are always right, unless they have a crap ad like the annoying Argos ones. I also love the internet but you have to be more careful about what you beleive.

(Esteban, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:36, archived)

Static

has an air of euphoria about it

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chimpy, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 8:12, archived)

music conspiracy victim…

... sings of 'toilet world'

www.ferrantemusic.com/shockwave/lyrics2.htm

morning

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scruffyoik, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:21, archived)

is that a piss-take or

are they real lyrics?

That is terrifically bad

In a good way

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:32, archived)

the blokes a nutter

i have a huge mail in my possession where he claims that Paul McCartney, George Harrison and the rest of the music industry has it in for him and won't allow him to release his flamenco version of Hey Jude, because it is too dangerous....

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scruffyoik, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 7:18, archived)

someone should offer to do the poor bugger a better site.

www.tonyhart.nildram.co.uk/

I think we all owe him a debt of gratitude.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:08, archived)

actually...

it appears someone is, thats nice of them.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:09, archived)

any images of

Mr Bennett?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:10, archived)

not that i can see.

but the story of the outrageously named Roc Renals, Tonys business partner is one of dashing heroism, and Tony does seem to be playing up his ladies man persona.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:13, archived)

mr bennet scared me

and the big nosed bloke from "Jigsaw".

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:14, archived)

not sure, but

someone should make him a new wife as well...

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 6:18, archived)

even by clown standards

these are scary - many appear to be sleeping rough.

www.payasos.com/master.htm

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 5:41, archived)

or sleeping "ruff"

(I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning).

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AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 5:50, archived)

imagine if instead of

custard pies - clowns used dog food pate...
nice.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 5:54, archived)

by the way...

has anyone been to see this yet?

www.card1004.com/card/bsjj/53.swf

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 5:39, archived)

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