sad loss of a true geniusI don't know if anyone's put anything up about Spike Milligan's death,but I for one am gutted. He was a true comedic legend who will be missed.
(
mikeisbrill,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 12:27,
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He's the reason mysense of humour is the way it is! I was brought up on Goon shows :)
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 28 Feb 2002, 8:15,
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nicely donei'm glad someone has some consideration - I would hate to read the word cunt on the messageboard. good job
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:10,
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PersonallyI find the word web**te very offensive and demand you remove it from the whole internet immediately ;¬)
( rockyrobin,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 15:38,
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Flash GameText Warrior is a text-based, graphical adventure game. Fight your way through various levels and discover Falcon's Peak. Are you warrior enough?
www.vfov.com/warrior
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:44,
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www.vfov.com/warrior
Slightly disappointed that Text Warriorisn't a fantasically animated and brave letter "A" whose mission is to smite all the letters from B to Z.
(
rob,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:51,
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ROB.. Give me the rundown on hosting requirementsSend the specifications of what you are in need of and I'll ask a friend who hosts one of my sites about it.
[email protected]
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:39,
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[email protected]
SuddenlyWithout any warning furtive spoils Pineapples latest attempt at front page
glory by running into the middle of the fantastically funny GIF he was working on . . .
(glory by running into the middle of the fantastically funny GIF he was working on . . .
Not Pineapple anymore,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:34,
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b3tahey ho Rob.. How bout making b3ta a subscription based site? I know that sounds wanky but it may work (i'd pay anyway).. Sites like the friday thing are doing OK out of it (again, i've handed over a tenner in order to get 1 email a week)..
Failing that, maybe channelfly would be interested (the peeps who own popex)..
Just some thoughts.. (Im only able to have 2 a day, and there they are)
(damn, just spilled coffee on me spanking new laptop. BASTARD!)
(Failing that, maybe channelfly would be interested (the peeps who own popex)..
Just some thoughts.. (Im only able to have 2 a day, and there they are)
(damn, just spilled coffee on me spanking new laptop. BASTARD!)
Hugo Rune,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:09,
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You paid thefridaything people?Had you heard of them before the ntk mention?
( rob,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:14,
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ntk? whats that mean?Yeah, I heard of TFT before they asked me to pay to listen to their shite (actually quite a lot of b3ta stuff turns up in their "sites of the week")
There was an ariticle in the guardian (I think) about TFT being one of the few sites that are actually raking in the cash since they went subs based.. lucky sods...
(There was an ariticle in the guardian (I think) about TFT being one of the few sites that are actually raking in the cash since they went subs based.. lucky sods...
Hugo Rune,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:17,
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I'm curious about themI was suprised to learn that they'd built their subs to 45,000 with very little mention of them on the web.
( rob,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:30,
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yeahthey seemed to get the punters in purely by word of mouth.. interesting to see that happening.. but then again, £450,000 PA with no advertising? More power to them I say...
( Hugo Rune,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:37,
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my point is that "word of mouth" on the web equates topersonal email
AND
Usenet, message boards, & blogs.
(AND
Usenet, message boards, & blogs.
rob,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:39,
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fair nuff.thats what b3ta does anyway aint it? And the TFT mail aint that personal - a lot of it is from subscribers and gleamings from message boards..
Im really off now.
(Im really off now.
Hugo Rune,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:42,
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im offworking from home and sick of crappy modems - want me t3 back... also got the mother and father of all hangovers and they are trying to make little baby hangovers so I think I'll don the dark glasses, switch off the lights, pull the covers over me head, and die.
cyez 2morrow. [ugh owowowow]
cant even play halflife for hours either. dammit.
(cyez 2morrow. [ugh owowowow]
cant even play halflife for hours either. dammit.
Hugo Rune,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 11:34,
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mental x-ray manx-rays
This man has a thing about x-rays. I think it's real, it's certainly strange... I want a go!
(This man has a thing about x-rays. I think it's real, it's certainly strange... I want a go!
pete,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:34,
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The Good Ship Lollypop collides with a 10,000 year old stuffed penguin encased in an iceberg where a cargo container cracks open and spills its cargo of oxo cubes and brickshow's that for a title? Dali eat your heart out!
( DaWolfey,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:29,
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its takenages to do that - a few minutes here, a few minutes there... damn my workload
( DaWolfey,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:31,
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a sea of beefy goodnessgravy, booby.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:37,
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"that talentless fuck" on has stopped working.Can anyone fix it?
http://www.ask.co.uk/main/adultcheck.asp?ask=that+talentless+fuck&origin=0&qSource=11&agree=true
(http://www.ask.co.uk/main/adultcheck.asp?ask=that+talentless+fuck&origin=0&qSource=11&agree=true
rob,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:29,
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He can mix the world!
izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:16,
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Anyway. Business as normal. It's time for photoshop stuff.This is Osymyso. He's sent in a rather nice interview, and now we need a couple of fucked up versions of his image to illustrate it with.
C'mon! Don't let the bastards get you down (and I've just heard from a friend whose willing to host the message board/front page as a temporary measure.... so we'll be ok.)
(C'mon! Don't let the bastards get you down (and I've just heard from a friend whose willing to host the message board/front page as a temporary measure.... so we'll be ok.)
rob,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:45,
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choppin and cuttin' the beef
"Picking good quality beef can often be a hit or miss affair."
(Hope he's not a vegetarian... sorry if so!)
pete,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:14,
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Is that enough pics now?can we see the interview?
(
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:45,
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patience ...... i was going to save it for the friday newsletter.
( rob,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:51,
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Oh...but i'm going to explode any minute!
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 10:55,
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Cat on a TreadmillNeed a fast connection to see it though. Utter crap!
cf.ibsys.com/c3k/sh/videoplayer/video.cfm?id=1254781&owner=mil
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:44,
archived)
cf.ibsys.com/c3k/sh/videoplayer/video.cfm?id=1254781&owner=mil
Why doesn'teveryone buy a lottery ticket tonight and then whichever one of us wins has to agree to sponsor B3ta for the rest of time. As long as there are 14 million UK residents looking at this board today and we all pick different numbers it can't fail.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:32,
archived)
or those14 million people could each just send a pound to B3ta :)
or.. send them to me and I'll make sure that they (mostly.. or at least partially :) get to B3ta :)
(or.. send them to me and I'll make sure that they (mostly.. or at least partially :) get to B3ta :)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:48,
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Aaargh!I just go and try and do some work for a few hours, and when I come back Spike Milligan is dead and B3ta is threatened with closure.
Bad world! Naughty world! No!
I swear I will never try and do any work again.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2002, 9:27,
archived)
Bad world! Naughty world! No!
I swear I will never try and do any work again.
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