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NUDE PUSSY!

Ok... dumb joke.

(OtaKuno, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 0:08, archived)

HOT DAMN!!!

that is one helluva nude pussy, i wonder... is it shaved or naturally hairless?

(sketcher, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 0:54, archived)

I dunno

but I prefer the shaved kind.

(OtaKuno, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 3:19, archived)

said in a sarcastic way;

look out tubcat & toungedog, here comes fatmouse

(sketcher, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 23:09, archived)

Fat mouse rocks

i really liked REICHSMARSCHAL VON CHEESE, made me giggle.

however i still find this far more sinister, the mouse with a human ear.

now if they could take my misses and a mouses ear and somehoe fuse them together that would make me happy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:15, archived)

found a better pic for photoshopping

if anyone is interested.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:26, archived)

sounds a lot like me:

FATMOUSE MAKES EVERYTHING A LOT BETTER. HE DOESN'T MAKE THINGS. HE MAKES THEM BETTER.

FATMOUSE WILL EAT DINNER ON YOUR GRANDMA'S LACE TABLECLOTH.

FATMOUSE CARES NOT ABOUT THE AFFAIRS OF SMALL MEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT.

FATMOUSE CAN MAKE YOU A WINNER. FATMOUSE CAN MAKE YOU A LOSER. FATMOUSE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT EITHER. IT IS FOR YOU TO CARE ABOUT FATMOUSE.

FATMOUSE HAS NO PATIENCE BUT MUCH HUNGER.

FATMOUSE TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR SMALL TORSO AND WEAK FLACCID LIMBS. FATMOUSE IS NEVER FOOLED BY IMITATORS.

FATMOUSE WILL SPEAK AND YOU WILL LISTEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT. FATMOUSE DOES NOT CARE FOR YOUR MONEY OR YOUR SOCIAL STATUS OR YOUR STUPID ORDERED LIVES. FATMOUSE CARES ONLY FOR YOUR CARBOHYDRATES. FATMOUSE MUST FEED.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:15, archived)

i am the arm

(abe vigoda, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 20:24, archived)

Look What the problem was with my leg

When i went for my X-Ray, Its that bear again. Got inside my leg somehow.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 27 Feb 2002, 19:32, archived)

took me a sec,

but that is very nice.

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pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:07, archived)

Subliminal Message From A Cat

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 27 Feb 2002, 18:45, archived)

TriClops

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Witty, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 18:54, archived)

Evil

Is that kitty

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Witty, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 18:55, archived)

Im bored

And ive got no ideas for any decent pictures.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 27 Feb 2002, 17:46, archived)

what?

giant cat eating cars!!
that is sue perb!!!

(scabby dog, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 18:17, archived)

have you

photoshopped that?
Thats brilliant!!!.
How on earth did you make it look so realistic ?

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DaWolfey, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 19:10, archived)

Its Not Photoshopped

Its real, it keeps comming into my neighbourhood and destroying things. Its cute but its annoying. Thats my car its playing with.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 27 Feb 2002, 19:15, archived)

I think I'd

be more concerned about the kitten-squirrel with the giant nuts.
He looks like he's hiding something...

(OtaKuno, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 21:30, archived)

Hmmm...

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Kaiser, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 0:48, archived)

You got it to

I didnt try to take the credit for the picture, it was just a good pic i though so i put it up with my own stopid twist.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:02, archived)

its still

brilliant !

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DaWolfey, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:35, archived)

yay!

i can be offensive in 913 bytes!

(cold, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 17:40, archived)

I dont know about offensive

But everything in my room is flashing now

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 27 Feb 2002, 17:44, archived)

I think

this piece of furniture is actually a toilet...
See?

See?

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helmetcream, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:55, archived)

See?

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helmetcream, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:57, archived)

Woo!

Thats brill!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 3:13, archived)

But...

how are they pooing while wearing trousers eh? Is it a magic toilet that sucks poo through the gaps in your trouser fabric, then cleans them so you don't end up with poo filled trousers?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 3:35, archived)

Were there the

same sort of threats to the US in the 80s?
Gorby

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helmetcream, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:50, archived)

Here's

Today's Gallery with special Spike tribute soundtrack provided by pabulum - ta. Apologies for lateness if any of youse were waiting for it but I'm not at work this week, my computer's playing up and I've just been out to see Irvine Welsh's musical, Blackpool - word of warning for you Edinburgh bods out there - don't go and see it, it's shite.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:25, archived)

Blackpool

is cool, thats where i live (well, within 2 miles)

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DaWolfey, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 19:09, archived)

that's all very well

but the misical's still shite

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)

that's all very well

but the musical's still shite

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)

Make your own alien font...

Now this is cool...

v.cool, draw a squigle thing, slide some sliders and stuff, click ok and it makes a truetype font for you.

Well I liked it.

(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 15:55, archived)

Wheeeeeee

Absolutely fantastic. And sooooo complex. In about a month I'll have thousands of nonsense fonts.

(SparkyLove, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:51, archived)

I love it

I could play with it all night!

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Watty, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:53, archived)

CompiKitchen

Link

www.tekforums.co.uk/posts.php?threadId=8414´

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:56, archived)

Didn't I see him...

On Star Trek?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:38, archived)

Here's

A new kind of
Monopoly
and
More madness from Denmark

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Kaiser, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:31, archived)

Spike

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pabulum, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:26, archived)

Absolute

gems.

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rockyrobin, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 14:52, archived)

he was the man.

and no mistake.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:06, archived)

excellent pab

can I use it for the Reckless pretty please?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:28, archived)

yes

please

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pabulum, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 16:35, archived)

................

f*ck the sedgeway, i want one of these!

(redifusion, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:15, archived)

That is fantastic

Built in roof rack too!

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MartinH, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:21, archived)

What

fuel does it run on?

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Kaiser, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:39, archived)

cost u a fiver

to drive it into london though.

woo!! 2 of mine on the front page.!.!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:51, archived)

Maybe

I need doping! I'm all out of ideas!!! : |

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Kaiser, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:54, archived)

jesus lives

http://www.jesus.com

and he needs a date

(abe vigoda, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 12:44, archived)

Have

you seen this one ?

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Kaiser, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 13:48, archived)

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