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[challenge entry] WomBat

This is my first attempt at Photoshoppin'. It's for your zoo. Hope it works...
(tomsk, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# He's lovely
What's his name?

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# dunno
tomsk, probably, cos that's tomsk's head on there. But then that'd be me, and I don't really look like that.

Oh, I'm confused now...
(tomsk, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# Does this qualify as a monster woman
or a new species of animal??
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# Holy minging people batman
theres loads of em
mingers.com
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] this must be in the zoo
for historic reason, as they are now extinct. when lord, when will man see his folly and accept all of god animals.


The Dodi Dodo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Or perhaps...


The Dido-dodi-dodo-duo
(sasquatch, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] or even....


The diddy dido dodi dodo duo (+1)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:17, archived)
# arf!
Ha ah ha...nothing to add.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:21, archived)
# clapclapclapclapclapclap!!
Well done everyone for brightoning my afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:29, archived)
# not sure about this, i may have crossed the line

The Diddy Dido Dodi Dodo Dildo Duo (+1)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:39, archived)
# One too far
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:50, archived)
# yep thought so
i took it too the edge and then pushed it over onto the sharpe granite rocks below.

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# There's more life in this yet...


An Even Diddier Diddy Dido Dodi Dodo Dildo Duo (+1) Dancing With A Donkey At A Disco
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Surely that should be
Diddier Diddy Dido Dodi Dodo Dildo Duo (+1) Delightfully Dancing & Dueting with a Donkey Disco Diva! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:37, archived)
# Or perhaps
Diddier Diddy Dido Dodi Dodo Dildo Duo (+1) Delightfully Dancing & Dueting with a Donkey Disco Diva Dancing To "Do Wa Diddy Dum Diddy Do!"
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:46, archived)
# This is from metafilter
but thought everyone should have a look... it's very creative...
Under 256b competition
Download all the entries as it suggests and have a look. They are clever!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog-Mu
or E-og

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:47, archived)
# i have no idea what this is
but i think it may be a Ground to furtive hare missile. dont know why frightened boy arrived.
too many drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)
# Hmm...
the furtive twins appear to be pulling penguins out of frightened boys head...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)
# didnt spot that...
thats what happens when you have 4 pints for lunch.

im still like, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)
# Bloody hell
How long do you have for lunch? Or do you drink quickly?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:33, archived)
# I'm having trouble ascertaining exactly what type of monster a woman is
Could someone be kind enough to post a picture for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:24, archived)
# women aren't monsters ...
... my favourite 3 people are my girlfriend, my mum & my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Snap!
My favourite 3 are your mum, your girlfriend and your sister too! ;) *....sorry.*
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# Hmm. My attempts to diffuse your casual misogyny ..
... were a great success.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:37, archived)
# My misogyny is so casual it's wearing....

(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)
# oi!
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# ah. pep
You've come out of the lady closet? You are number 0. Better than all the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:38, archived)
# thank the lord for that.
=bang= door slams.
Back in again now.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)
# run for your lives
you go to admit though rob that some women can act like monsters. I know a good few.
(kristian, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# thank goodness for men
for they are all full of angelic lovliness.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)
# thanks pep
you're talking about me aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)
# as always
my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# They are?
Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Basically
no.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# yay, thewife is here.
you tell 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Nicey is full of lovliness
but definately not angelic..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# I dunno -
i only met him for a minute but he seemed to have a certain glow.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)
# Hmm
That'll be the curry eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
# wasnt there a joke about
a redneck who wanted to buy a present for his mum, wife and sister and only needed to buy ONE gift? :0
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Design a B3ta animal. Give it a name. A submit it to our zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes
I'm just too quick :)

Waaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:33, archived)
# What's his name?
What can he do?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# heres my bussy

.
It eats whiskered carrots and kitekat lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:39, archived)
# He's called Dave
but the process of genetically fusing a monkey, a poodle, and a telephone salesman called Mark have left him somewhat... slow...

He dribbles a lot, but he likes a cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pegasus giraffe
They're out there...
(jeffj, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 18:16, archived)
# hug me!
(BïF, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# Brong Hare Challenge
A hare ran out in front of my car last
month and caused £900 worth of
damage.

I'm angry.

Can someone suggest some ideas for a
surface to hare missile so this doesn't
happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# 900 quid?
How big was the bastard??? Was it a furtive hare?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:10, archived)
# Massive
And quite furtive, probably running away from something.

It took out the front bumper, fog light and knackered the steering.

I can only console myself with the fact that it might have the foglight stuck in its head. So it can see in the dark better. Maybe.


(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# Did you
jug the little bugger?
(james, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] FATSKI!


guess this is too late now... boo.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:56, archived)
# nope. you're not too late
by about 10 minutes. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# FAO Big Daft Dave
Are you one of the Pips, and is Gladys Knight's flute still floating out of the tent?

(I helped save b3ta! gster, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:18, archived)
# Well spotted!
yes, the flute is just floating out of the tent on a light breeze generated from glyads's constant humming
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:19, archived)
# Dear Lord...
...After 6 weeks I've finaly had one of my piss-poor photoshops put on the frint page! And i did it using MS paint too! 'Keep up the good work Mrs B3ta!'
(Dean, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:54, archived)
# congrats!
it feels good to be on the front doesn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:15, archived)
# nice one!
.
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
# sometimes
i really do fear for my sanity.......
(redifusion, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:41, archived)
# the big-cat gun-clown should not be feared.
listen to the gentle cooing of the deer.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:48, archived)
# maybe you should
Photoshop Noah Wyle from ER alias Dr. Carter
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:37, archived)
# Flashman
happiness at
www.man.aaronclinger.com/
(kieranw, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:33, archived)
# bloody hell
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:42, archived)
# When do
we get to see the osymymysmysyso interview?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
i have you now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:19, archived)
# Have me
where, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:33, archived)
# in a state of mild irritation?
er..
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
# Powered ski jump

late entry for olympic sports...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:58, archived)
# he won first prize
in the village tubkid tombolla
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:49, archived)
# Funky EGG flash
http://www.kickbin.com/ocean/exp_doubleyolker.html
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:30, archived)
# never thought eggs could be funny
Untill now - that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)
# very good
did you make it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)
# I wish!!!
no I found it in a website a friend asked me to look at for an opinion.

Pretty good site as it goes
www.kickbin.com/ocean/
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# eggstremely eggcellent
I won't even bother taking me coat off.
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)
# DOUBLE woo and DOUBLE yay!
That is so beautiful... I run my monitor at a pretty high res and had to have my nose abotu an inch from the screen!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:44, archived)

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