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flibz, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:20, archived)

and I've replied

woo.

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rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:29, archived)

and I've replied to your reply

yay.

Wow, we're exhibiting furtive behaviour...

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flibz, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:31, archived)

don't steal rob tho -

I'll have no one to talk to in real life.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:52, archived)

STD's and Office Supplies!

Perhaps our next contest can be for corperate logo spin-offs.

(OtaKuno, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:18, archived)

it's the new name for jif!

thanks to phirsk for the idea!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:49, archived)

In Brazil

It's called Cif

Don't ask me why - I guess Jif means 'up the bum' or something.

Use this information wisely.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 13:51, archived)

Meet Brian...

... he's not feeling his usual self.

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DangerousClive, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:48, archived)

who is he feeling?

I want to see whatever it is hes looking at. It looks great.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:57, archived)

AND

he's an ambulance, maybe he is looking over the traffic that won't move out of his way

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bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:29, archived)

an extending neck is a handy feature for

an ambulance cat. If only his legs would extend and allow him to get over the top of the pesky traffic.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:33, archived)

we don't

know they don't from the photo.
I think they do.

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bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:37, archived)

he's checking out the totty over yonder

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DangerousClive, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:36, archived)

I like her

skirt of legs. She rules!

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:43, archived)

man that rocks

.

Nice one

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breel, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 12:08, archived)

if you're

familiar with the writings of Ayn Rand (or not) this
site does a good job of parodying her philosophy.
click here

(que, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:45, archived)

So....

is the osymysmymysmyso interview going to appear before I go home from work (at 6pm)? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)

hmm...

doesn't look like it

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:54, archived)

it's there

can you find it?

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rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 12:00, archived)

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Stella_R_Twa, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 12:06, archived)

high above the jungle soars

the mighty Keith Chegwombaboon

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bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:29, archived)

bust some moves this weekend

www.hgd.com/games_online/break.htm

(rudespoons, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:22, archived)

thor-sonofodin

I posted you dodo on Popbitch. I got promoted. Props to you though sir. Your pic was genius.
www.popbitch.com/board17.html

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Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)

you come here.

contribute nothing of merit. you're offensive, and you leech peoples work and post it under your own name on another site. you're an utter prat aren't you?

(rotten, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:11, archived)

Can you come up with something harsher than 'prat' please?

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Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:13, archived)

I can sense another fight kicking off

i'm otta here. you boys play too rough.

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big daft dave, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:18, archived)

see - it's a boy thang

the laydees on the other hand are having a big love in.
Wifey! Shall we get together and make cakes? Or umm, form a knitting circle?

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:24, archived)

Sorry, was cleaning windows for a minute

Lets make cakes. Lots of them. With hundreds and thousands on. And cream in. Yummy!

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Wifey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:54, archived)

Yum - and we could put those

odd silver ball things on that are just a bit too big and kind of break your teeth if you bite them.
Crab bloke? Do you only make soup? Can you do cake? Iamcal had a cake meeting the other week. But then the Calmeister is also the king of chocolate and all sweet things...

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:01, archived)

Yes, what are those balls about?

We can have trifle too, and cheescake and fizzy pop. And little sandwiches cut into triangles.
Lets do it.

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Wifey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:10, archived)

I want pizza

I love pizza. (And pasta.)

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rob, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:12, archived)

Woo, homemade pasta

rules. I think we'll have to make some this weekend now you've said that. We had pasta for lunch, it was yummy too.

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Wifey, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:18, archived)

I once saw a thing on telly

about a pest control guy who kept down pigeons in a big food warehouse by shooting them with an air-powered shotgun that used those ball things as shot. Woo.

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crab_bloke), Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:32, archived)

I could make

either soup flavoured cake, or cake soup- whichever takes your fancy.

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crab_bloke), Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:46, archived)

oooh,

cake-soup sounds cool. make it make it.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:56, archived)

i could

but i wont..
heres an oldie (i suppose) but i didnt see it before..
fecking cats

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Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:21, archived)

most disgusting thing i've ever seen..

oh god that is so sick - must look more through B3ta archives to get that out of my head. But I'm not sure even with you people that I will find anything more disgusting..

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Darkedge, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 12:15, archived)

It's nice that so many ppl are having fun with it.

but you could have at least said where it came from.
maybe a nod and a wink in this direction.

And please guys, no fighting on the board, i got involved in a bare knuckle brawl in the b3ta carpark with mike yesterday, stripped to the waist(from the feet up) not a pretty sight i can tell you, i'm still recovering today.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:19, archived)

Monkaroo

Not sure if this is eligable, I think it was a real animal

(Monkaroo, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:48, archived)

grr..

i think you have a geocities issue...

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)

There she is, shes a beauty

(Monkaroo, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:18, archived)

woo!

all fixed.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:19, archived)

Motheruvgod, I've scared myself

Now make him go away.

(sasquatch, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:43, archived)

yeah!

for he is a beauty.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)

fook me

that's the last image i will see before I fall asleep tonight

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bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)

will you print it

out and stick in on your pillow?

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:37, archived)

that's

what I do with 1 B3TA image of my choice a day

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bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:45, archived)

i would very much like

to see your house.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:09, archived)

it is not so much

of a house

as a box

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bazman, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 11:24, archived)

Limahl, the Monster Jester™

I'll never understand the 80's nostalgia...

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Kaiser, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:39, archived)

Well... this is my last day here for a bit

Australia is calling me. I shall be there for three weeks. So in celebration, my animal is a koala-gram.

Cute, yet strangely erotic and vicious.

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AndyK, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:38, archived)

lucky ole you.

have a really good time, like you need telling...
obviously we'll see you when you get back as you'll have armfuls of presents for us! Yay!

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:08, archived)

Hooeay. I will have a fab time I am sure

I am very much looking fwd to it. And of course there will be presents a-plenty. Would you expect anything less?

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AndyK, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:20, archived)

I'm bored, but found this

which I nicked and the put up on my pants webspace...
Spike

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:34, archived)

Contraceptives should be used

on every conceivable occasion.

some nice quotes lurking in there...

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 10:13, archived)

Here's a 'Monster woman'

(Big_Daft_Dave I may go and see this lass tonight - IF I can be bothered. I'm gonna turn up for 5 minutes, get her to buy me a drink and then I'm fucking off if she refuses my advances. I'm no womans plaything. There's a Neil Diamond impersonator up the road I wanna see too)

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Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:27, archived)

Sticking it to the man!

or woman in this case. that's the spirit. make her WORK for your love.

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big daft dave, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:37, archived)

Indeed...crawl to me baby!

Good luck with the nervous girl. Remebember...no sudden movements. Hold tight!
I do wanna see this Neil Diamond impersonator though.

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Your Mum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)

I'm hoping

she's got torrets syndrome. should make for an interesting evening. Neil diamond sounds fly. I missed jason donavan - live! last friday - he was playing at a pub near my house.

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big daft dave, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)

The Collins-Baker-Collina Bipigwolf