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# I hate to ask this...
but does anyone know of a way to make enough money off of my site to keep up with the bandwidth? That "Bodies Hit the Flo" thing is gonna make me go twice my monthly limit, and I can't afford to pay for more. I don't mind banner ads so much, but I hate pop ups.

Also, why the hell do I have administrative capabilities from my school comp? I'm not even signed in!
(Kimbo, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:13, archived)
# Does anyone know of a way to make enough money off of my site to keep up with the bandwidth?
No. That's the joke. Are you laughing yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:16, archived)
# porn.
lots and lots of porn.

does your school not have any webhosting arrangements for students? tell them it's "edutainment." (now THAT'S a word from 1995.)

other than that, find a free host which doesn't have such strict bandwidth limits, and link to stuff on that.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Well...
My ISP gives me "200 megabytes per month traffic" with my webspace. Unless I have misunderstood, that means my webspace stops working once 200 mb has been transferred from my webspace, yes?

Well, if my calculations are correct, that means my allowed monthly traffic will be used up by linking approximately FOUR 50k jpgs to this board, assuming about 1000 people access the board and therefore my jpgs.

Unless I'm completely wrong about all that. i don't really know what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:26, archived)
# Uggh...
I get 20 gigs, but I'm gonna hit more like 40 this month. I gotta find a better host. They charge $5 for every additional 500 megs over 20,000. That'd come out to be $200. That's about 150-160 pounds, I think. Thanks for trying to help, though.
(Kimbo, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 13:53, archived)
# this made sense, once...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:08, archived)
# nearly there...
Sew - three allies - someone whose name rhymes with beck - store.
Much to my annoyance, I can't place the bloke... but have enormous respect for the tortuous pun.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 16:07, archived)
# some scary sophie dimensions


It's enormous!
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] GWB + Lobster + Bunny + Raptor + Smurf = SMORPHED!!
Coming soon:Al Gore + Elmer Fud + Boiling Water + Rocket Launcher + Gargamel = SMORPH's worst nightmare!
(beaver bereaver, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Sofa Ellis-Bextor
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:01, archived)
# I'd still sit on it.
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:03, archived)
# Oy!
Back of the queue, sorry rob.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:15, archived)
# warning
bald mice give you heartburn..
(scabby dog, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:56, archived)
# that's...
...its...



wow
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:10, archived)
# ummm
i thought this might make it more acceptable.. but..
(scabby dog, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Jesus!
mother of god, what have you created?
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:52, archived)
# ummm
er.. kung-fu squirell man he go wrong!! i shall change the subject...
(scabby dog, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:54, archived)
# Rob
I didn't know a game called SpareWar was written at the same time as the classic Space War game. How did that work? Was it the battle of the spare ribs? Or was it actually a spare war that somebody didn't need and just kept in their shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:32, archived)
# I'm a bigger pedant than you ...
... coz it's actually called Spacewar and not Space War. Er.. maybe with a ! too.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:40, archived)
# No such word as coz
Its "because". :-p

(damn.. do I really want to initiate a "War of the Pedants"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:58, archived)
# If there is no such word as coz
Then why did Slade sing Coz I Luv You?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Answer that
and stay fashionable
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Oh Lumpbucket
Shouldn't there be an apostrophe in your ' it's '?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice kitty
I enjoyed enjoyed this at first. Now I think I want it to die horribly.
http://216.136.200.194/auction/Mar/2002357207594986051537.jpg

[Changed to link, as not safe for work]
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:25, archived)
# Ooh
She's got a shaved pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:26, archived)
# Sophie Ellis's Becks store.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:25, archived)
# yay!
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:32, archived)
# broom
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:24, archived)
# That's beautiful
and is that a Macprawnburger with worms on the poster?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:37, archived)
# that is beautiful
i want to come to work on a mini train driven by a dog. Nothing else will do any more.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:01, archived)
# lodon underground..
would be a much nicer place to be if that were real
(scabby dog, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:06, archived)
# rob has gone mental
i mean, lookit this filth.
www.b3ta.com%2F">clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Heh
If I were you, I'd quit while I was behind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:23, archived)
# [sob]
first Spike milligan, and now i cant do linkies..

buggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:26, archived)
# aww
I fixed it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:38, archived)
# .
Always thought you were a nice bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:42, archived)
# liked this bit.
'Joel "Muffdiver" Veitch shafts one of the most fingerfucking ballbusts you will ever see. It's got Cossack music, and it's likely to give you jerks.'
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:42, archived)
# My one was a bit different.
"FRIGHTENED BOY
Joel "Fuckface" Veitch presents one of the aardvarking most disturbing pecks you will ever see. It's got Cossack music, and it's likely to give you nightmares."

Well, have YOU ever seen a porn with an aadrvark in it? That wasn't a challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:57, archived)
# woo!
fun with the Sophie Ellicopter
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:13, archived)
# .
I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:24, archived)
# sophie BELLis bextor


im off for a beer now. need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:10, archived)
# Asian Prince
I'll post it properly this time...
Asian Prince/ss?
"Why am I such a good lover? Here's one of the many reasons. Since I am very good with my hands, I am able to vibrate them. When I go out to clubs and show the ladies that I can vibrate my hands, they go crazy!"

Absolute tit.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:09, archived)
# For fucks sake
I can't do anything right today...
http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/
Yes, that's the link to this loon's site. Don't think it's real tho, worth a look.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:22, archived)
# I'm going to blow you all up.
Zeeky Boogy Doog...

...

Damn. Didn't work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:09, archived)
# How d'ya know?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:18, archived)
# Well
the Zeeky words are usually fairly fast acting... nothing blew up...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:21, archived)
# I've watched that loads of times over now
cant get enough of it!
going round saying the zeeky words to people and watching the looks on their faces...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:43, archived)
# For no reason at all
I just registered www.zeekyboogydoog.tk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:55, archived)
# well thats done it now...
someone'll have to make a sequel
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 12:07, archived)
# Has the front page stalled?
It hasn't updated since the milleheron for me, yet later images show up in people's profiles as being front-page-worthy...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:08, archived)
# Its
probably the fan belt...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:11, archived)
# big end's gone
.
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:15, archived)
# hmm
so [sucks through teeth] what you are saying is that it is going to cost me?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah
I can't understand it... I mean I put all new rubber mats in and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:22, archived)
# front page stalled?
nah. the person who pulls the "re-build front page lever" has stalled. I've spent the afternoon researching. Er... And the fruit of my labour is that my new favourite pop star is called Rollergirl. Check out her stuff at www.rollergirl.de - she's great. German europop on rollerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:23, archived)
# want one
of these
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:34, archived)
# what?
a magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Sophie Ellis's back-door
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:05, archived)
# is there a...
photoshop in there anywhere?

seems just like a normal picture to me
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:17, archived)
# It's subtle.
As it already had a door in it, I found it wasn't neccessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:29, archived)
# it looks nice
i wouldn't mind entering Sophie Ellis' back door...
(scabby dog, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 16:55, archived)
# trophy Ellis Bextor
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:01, archived)
# groovy
made me all chuckly-like.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:07, archived)
# Sophie Ali, Boxer
(alfons, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 11:00, archived)

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