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[challenge entry] A clickbait quiz about Trump's favorite show
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 5:42, archived)
[challenge entry] halt's maul!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 4:16, archived)
# Genau, ausgezeichnet!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 4:38, archived)
#
danke
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 5:55, archived)
# I came across an old website of mine on Archive.org that had a load of images I posted on B3TA from 16 years ago!
I even sold T-shirts of these cunts.

(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:08, archived)
# I think that's about the time I discovered B3TA!
Hello
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:40, archived)
# fucking noob
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:51, archived)
# You never told me your dentist’s name. My dentist’s name is Russel. What is your dentist’s name?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:47, archived)
# Aaron
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:49, archived)
# How do you pronounce that?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:55, archived)
# Pedro, every single time I try to talk to you about your dentist you clam up after a couple of questions.
Pegbu, you can tell me, did your dentist ever do anything to make you feel uncomfortable, or unsafe?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04, archived)
# Your silence tells me it must be a very deep hurt my friend. Don’t despair, every single day we’ll delve a little deeper!
See you tomorrow!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:26, archived)
# air-in
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04, archived)
# Erin isn’t real Pedro, you told me that yourself.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:08, archived)
# Like so:
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:35, archived)
# Not Erin!!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:49, archived)
# What was the problem with Erin?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:56, archived)
# There was never Erin
I just didn't want you thinking it was spelled Erin when I said Aaron.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04, archived)
# So Erin was never real? Oh you poor dear this is worse than I thought.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:06, archived)
# oh god
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:18, archived)
# Of course she's real
I saw her on Buck Rogers.
Silver catsuit !
*yum*
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:07, archived)
# Phil
Phil McAvity
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 7:50, archived)
# Jasmine.
Most beautiful dentist ever!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:59, archived)
# SRSLY THO
How’s it going? I cleared my desk today for the first time in months. Tomorrow morning will be the first in almost 6 months when I won’t have a deadline hanging over me. I can’t quite believe it.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:18, archived)
# So what you're saying is
You got fired
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:20, archived)
# It would have been merciful relief, it dragged on forever. But I’d already been paid, getting canned wasn’t even an option :(
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:50, archived)
# I've been getting a bit busy again
I'm glad it's only a few regular customers keeping me busy.

I have to be careful now though. I'm starting to see a second corona virus wave with all of the kids going back to school
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:22, archived)
# Yeah I think that was the inevitable outcome. How is it with masks where you are? People are still being fairly careful here.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:55, archived)
# they are here too. I actually kind of like wearing a mask
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:05, archived)
# I still haven’t gotten used to it to the point where I feel physically comfortable. I still do it though, and have all along, although I’ve just been weirdly sloppy a couple of times around people I’m very fond of.
I figured out it’s because I trust them not to hurt me. My affection and trust makes me stupid :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:24, archived)
# And anyway how can you lick someone’s face with a mask on?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:30, archived)
#
-mask
+muzzle
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:31, archived)
# now you'll have time to make some funny pictures
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:25, archived)
# Well it’s certainly on my to-do list

Yep there it is, #86: if you ever have an amusing idea for an image again, consider posting it on b3ta.com
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:48, archived)
# how many t shirts did you sell
just out of curiousity
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:54, archived)
# I heard it was in line with conservative estimates.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:28, archived)
# About as many as expected
But not a many a hoped.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Come the new year I promise you this will be appealing...

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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:58, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:34, archived)
# Trade deal with South Korea?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] You broke it, you brought it....

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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A Government whose main constituent is seamen....

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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:19, archived)
# King Boris and his little Rasputin full of spunk and vinigar...

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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:17, archived)
# Mr Trump passed a test...

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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:16, archived)
# Fake news! President Trump prefers to scribble with black marker.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:20, archived)
# Specifically a Sharpie.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:50, archived)
# I had him down as a crayon sort of guy.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:53, archived)
# That’s dessert.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:00, archived)
#
can't be true,


his name is spelt right and is readable
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:40, archived)
# Darn it
I wish I still had my erector set.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:41, archived)
# Missing the erections you used to have?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:20, archived)
# For erecting vintage Gilberts.
Looks like a heavy duty meccano.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:26, archived)
# It was good stuff; steel plates, washers, machine-threaded bolts
Zero plastic
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:30, archived)
# Flat-head screws, fractional nuts & bolts
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:07, archived)
# any brackets, though?
i mean, sure. you could probably make your own, but where's the fun in that?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 7:50, archived)
# Yes there are. Angled brackets with various hole patterns
and wheels with slots to be used as pulleys
(, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:57, archived)
# #satire

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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:05, archived)
# Necromonocle
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:27, archived)
# Patrick moore is looking well
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:30, archived)
# Sir, you mean
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Patrick Moore is looking well sir.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:13, archived)
#
They should have made a big book out of his face
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:38, archived)
# Double room is it, Mr Gove?
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:17, archived)
# One for the older kids.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:18, archived)
# I'd like to spice in her Arakkis
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:49, archived)
# Hedgehog, I believe
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:26, archived)
# love it
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:17, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:48, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 17:33, archived)
# Nice
Power-drill and toolbelt would complete it!
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:50, archived)
# I'm assuming the drill is pointing slightly into Richard's back here...
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 17:05, archived)
# I was thinking something more like this ;)
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:10, archived)
# Hehe yes!
Much better :-)
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 12:21, archived)
# They were in M&S
buying underwear
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] SMEG!
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(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 11:47, archived)
# ho ho ho
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 11:55, archived)
# haha, "Green Giant!"
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:29, archived)
# Steamed veggies in an enclosed space craft?!?
You mad man!
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 12:38, archived)
# I know Pedro
Insane!
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:30, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:30, archived)
# This is fantastic.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 14:22, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:31, archived)

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