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A clickbait quiz about Trump's favorite show
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Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 5:42,
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halt's maul!
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ozof ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 4:16,
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Genau, ausgezeichnet!
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jonbob loves you ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 4:38,
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danke
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ozof ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 5:55,
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I came across an old website of mine on Archive.org that had a load of images I posted on B3TA from 16 years ago!
I even sold T-shirts of these cunts.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:08,
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I think that's about the time I discovered B3TA!
Hello
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:40,
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fucking noob
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:51,
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You never told me your dentist’s name. My dentist’s name is Russel. What is your dentist’s name?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:47,
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Aaron
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:49,
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How do you pronounce that?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:55,
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Pedro, every single time I try to talk to you about your dentist you clam up after a couple of questions.
Pegbu, you can tell me, did your dentist ever do anything to make you feel uncomfortable, or unsafe?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04,
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Your silence tells me it must be a very deep hurt my friend. Don’t despair, every single day we’ll delve a little deeper!
See you tomorrow!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:26,
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air-in
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04,
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Erin isn’t real Pedro, you told me that yourself.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:08,
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Like so:
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:35,
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Not Erin!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:49,
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What was the problem with Erin?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:56,
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There was never Erin
I just didn't want you thinking it was spelled Erin when I said Aaron.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:04,
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So Erin was never real? Oh you poor dear this is worse than I thought.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:06,
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oh god
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:18,
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Of course she's real
I saw her on Buck Rogers. Silver catsuit ! *yum*
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davyclam ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:07,
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Phil
Phil McAvity
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 7:50,
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Jasmine.
Most beautiful dentist ever!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:59,
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SRSLY THO
How’s it going? I cleared my desk today for the first time in months. Tomorrow morning will be the first in almost 6 months when I won’t have a deadline hanging over me. I can’t quite believe it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:18,
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So what you're saying is
You got fired
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:20,
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It would have been merciful relief, it dragged on forever. But I’d already been paid, getting canned wasn’t even an option :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:50,
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I've been getting a bit busy again
I'm glad it's only a few regular customers keeping me busy. I have to be careful now though. I'm starting to see a second corona virus wave with all of the kids going back to school
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:22,
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Yeah I think that was the inevitable outcome. How is it with masks where you are? People are still being fairly careful here.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:55,
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they are here too. I actually kind of like wearing a mask
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:05,
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I still haven’t gotten used to it to the point where I feel physically comfortable. I still do it though, and have all along, although I’ve just been weirdly sloppy a couple of times around people I’m very fond of.
I figured out it’s because I trust them not to hurt me. My affection and trust makes me stupid :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:24,
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And anyway how can you lick someone’s face with a mask on?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:30,
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-mask +muzzle
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:31,
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now you'll have time to make some funny pictures
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:25,
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Well it’s certainly on my to-do list
Yep there it is, #86: if you ever have an amusing idea for an image again, consider posting it on b3ta.com
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:48,
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how many t shirts did you sell
just out of curiousity
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:54,
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I heard it was in line with conservative estimates.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:28,
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About as many as expected
But not a many a hoped.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:06,
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Come the new year I promise you this will be appealing...
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VeryVexed ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:21,
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dribble ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:58,
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ha!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:34,
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Trade deal with South Korea?
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rogerzilla ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:44,
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You broke it, you brought it....
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VeryVexed ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:20,
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A Government whose main constituent is seamen....
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VeryVexed ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:19,
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King Boris and his little Rasputin full of spunk and vinigar...
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VeryVexed ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:17,
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Mr Trump passed a test...
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VeryVexed ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:16,
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Fake news! President Trump prefers to scribble with black marker.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:20,
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Specifically a Sharpie.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:50,
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I had him down as a crayon sort of guy.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:53,
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That’s dessert.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:00,
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can't be true, his name is spelt right and is readable
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razzle ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:58,
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JauntyArt ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:40,
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Darn it
I wish I still had my erector set.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:41,
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Missing the erections you used to have?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 1:56,
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:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:20,
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For erecting vintage Gilberts.
Looks like a heavy duty meccano.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:26,
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It was good stuff; steel plates, washers, machine-threaded bolts
Zero plastic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:30,
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Flat-head screws, fractional nuts & bolts
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8 ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:07,
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any brackets, though?
i mean, sure. you could probably make your own, but where's the fun in that?
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ozof ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 7:50,
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Yes there are. Angled brackets with various hole patterns
and wheels with slots to be used as pulleys
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:57,
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#satire
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:05,
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Necromonocle
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JauntyArt ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:27,
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Patrick moore is looking well
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dribble ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:30,
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Sir, you mean
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁 ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:31,
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Patrick Moore is looking well sir.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:13,
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They should have made a big book out of his face
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JauntyArt ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:38,
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Double room is it, Mr Gove?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:17,
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One for the older kids.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:18,
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I'd like to spice in her Arakkis
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:49,
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Hedgehog, I believe
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dribble ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:26,
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love it
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:43,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 15:59,
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:D
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Chumps 👀 ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:17,
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heh
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:48,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 17:33,
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Nice
Power-drill and toolbelt would complete it!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:50,
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I'm assuming the drill is pointing slightly into Richard's back here...
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 17:05,
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I was thinking something more like this ;)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:10,
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Hehe yes!
Much better :-)
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:03,
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teh_raab Hail Seitan! ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 12:21,
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They were in M&S
buying underwear
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davyclam ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:27,
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 11:56,
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SMEG!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 11:47,
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ho ho ho
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 11:55,
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haha, "Green Giant!"
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:29,
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Steamed veggies in an enclosed space craft?!?
You mad man!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 12:38,
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I know Pedro
Insane!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:30,
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Woo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 13:09,
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:D
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:30,
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This is fantastic.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 14:22,
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:)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:31,
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