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[challenge entry] Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 19:35, archived)
# Really cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 21:44, archived)
# on holiday

youtu.be/CICf8xoLyG8?list=RDCICf8xoLyG8
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy sisters!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 13:47, archived)
# 🐝🐭🐭🧝🏼‍♀️
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 16:35, archived)
# Plop!
B-o-i-n-gggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't get it?
de-la-ris
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Mar 2023, 12:48, archived)
# Alright hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 17:06, archived)
# ✌️
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Mar 2023, 21:10, archived)
# Sha-la-la, la-la-la-la, pretty flamingo
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 17:29, archived)
# Choon!
:)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Mar 2023, 21:10, archived)
# Lineker being criticised by the Nasty party?

Click for bigger (543 kb)

Apologies to Mel et al
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 23:40, archived)
# I was born in Dusseldofl and that is why they call me Rofl
www.theguardian.com/media/2023/mar/10/david-attenborough-bbc-wild-isles-episode-rightwing-backlash-fears
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 0:13, archived)
# FFS! What next? Refusing to broadcast The Sky ay Night because Dr Becky spends too much time talking about Black Holes?
Typical woke agenda! What about White Holes?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 8:53, archived)
# pfft
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 Mar 2023, 9:33, archived)
# What about having everyone pay for a 'service' which is basically censored, via influence, by the government?
It doesn't seem trivial to me, it seems like a fundamental step in a very worrying direction.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 15:02, archived)
#
The conservatives have been pushing rightwing politicians/ editors into the BBC for a long time

This decision is a double win fro the right wing - it stops stuff like this from airing and it destroys the BBC reputation - thus allowing them to justify cutting funds and let BBC die a slow painful death
(razzle, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 12:14, archived)
# We wouldn't have had the Brexit fiasco
If the swivel-eyed loons hadn't been given far more than their fair share of airtime from 2010-16. Farage was practically the Question Time host. This was a man that lost an election to Flipper the dolphin.
(rogerzilla, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 15:40, archived)
# huh? wut?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
Jimi at Woodstock with Woodstock

(razzle, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Obscure 80s- 90s post-rock no-wave


That's get me loads of clicks, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 15:12, archived)
# You’re not real, gull
(Piddins Drinking Double Dutch since, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] HONK!
swan
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha, swans are badass!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 10:27, archived)
# Break a man's arm
so I'm told
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:04, archived)
# Gonna break ya arm, mofo
(rogerzilla, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Weird :)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:04, archived)
# ALL British people will tell you that about swans
(rogerzilla, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:46, archived)
# I guess it must've happened one time?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 15:17, archived)
# I remember Terry Wogan discussing this on his Radio 2 breakfast show c. 2003.
Gist of it was: does anyone *actually* know someone whose arm has been broken by a swan? Unscientific and anecdotal, but basically: no, it's never happened.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 20:54, archived)
# According to this article from 2012
their limb breaking power is a myth.

They'll just drown you instead.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17736292
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 22:06, archived)
# Finally, the truth
www.thedailymash.co.uk/swan-reveals-bone-breaking-technique
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 22:16, archived)
# My arm was broken by a swan - not just once, not twice, not even three times
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 23:20, archived)
# Well?
How many times?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Mar 2023, 0:23, archived)
# not four, I can tell you that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 19:51, archived)
# Duck Da Police!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:32, archived)
# Comin' straight from the undercurrent
A young cygnet got it bad
Fuzzy down
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:01, archived)
# I am the brother that will smother your mother
in duck down feathery pillows
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:23, archived)
# straight outta corn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:58, archived)
# +hole
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 16:49, archived)
# You are a dirty, nasty, filthy boy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 16:50, archived)
# ❤️
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Friday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 8:33, archived)
# very good
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Mar 2023, 8:49, archived)
# Oh this is nice
*click*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 10:13, archived)
# brill :D
(sivle weathercock, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 10:23, archived)
#
r
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:07, archived)
# nice:)
(ozof, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:27, archived)
# Best banana ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:34, archived)
# crunchy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:59, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:41, archived)
# I don't think this is correct. When asked about his pet birds, Andy Warhol denied owning a hornbill.
But he did add, "I might have had a cockatoo..."
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 15:00, archived)
# 😳
😂
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 15:19, archived)
#
#HumourArchaeology
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Mar 2023, 16:04, archived)
# For Sale: slightly used Liberace joke.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 16:20, archived)
# no compo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 20:54, archived)
# very emusing
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 20:59, archived)
# emazed that yer emused ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 21:47, archived)
# none of this feels emulated
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 0:12, archived)
# more like emulsified?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha....gettin' clicked dis is :D
(sivle weathercock, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 22:14, archived)
# Ostriches are cunts! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 23:46, archived)
# 😁
ost-rich vs ost-poor. You have your assignment, now off with ye.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 23:55, archived)
# They have such dirty faces
Need a rags-to-ostriches charity
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 0:03, archived)
# haha-
I was checking out some of those muscular ostrich legs and imagined what you might do with swapping them out for woman legs--or vice versa :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 0:07, archived)
# We'll see...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 0:23, archived)
# and pig legs will do in an ostrich-leg shortage :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrenesis


I Can't Dance (But I Can Fly)
(Craigmas, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the Way Dove Goes
(janbobrowicz, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(sivle weathercock, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 19:34, archived)
# aww-how tweet
youtu.be/muYUYxd1pw0
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 19:14, archived)
#
Well I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
bustard
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 9 Mar 2023, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] An canary in the UK
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 11:55, archived)
# mwuhaha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Mar 2023, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (350 kb)
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 3:34, archived)
# Mystic Meg has died
Wonder if she predicted that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 9:54, archived)
# You have to assume that at some point, she did. Even if it was mere moments before.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Mar 2023, 14:17, archived)
# "Honourable members, FP this now"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Mar 2023, 3:23, archived)

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