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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:43, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ....or if you are from Scotland....

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] F**k da Pecorino
(Urth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:35, archived)
# Mix 'em and cook 'em in a pot like gumbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:50, archived)
# I'm the brother that smothered your mother in béchamel
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I have only one burnin' desire, let me have some baked Alaska
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies it's been a while since I b3ta'd and I am rusty...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:21, archived)
# That's a huge improvement on the actual album
which of course is just Under Pressure preceded by 10 terrible B-sides, so it isn't exactly hard
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:35, archived)
#
I'm one of the few weirdos who unabashedly love Hot Space, as it's interwoven into a lot of nostalgic memories.
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:37, archived)
# It has its defenders.
I'm not writing it off completely by any means, but if someone held a gun to my head and said I had to choose a Queen album I could never listen to ever again, that one wins.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:48, archived)
#
Bless you for not remembering 'Made In Heaven'.
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)
# I'm not saying it wasn't a very close run thing
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 21:41, archived)
# Fact: Hot Space was never released
It escaped
(rogerzilla, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] A finger of Fudge
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] not much effort, but what's the wurst that could happen?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pig Floyd - Dark side of the meat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Rock the Boulangerie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:07, archived)
#
Thats my fave
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:51, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 23:40, archived)
#
Fleetwood Snack?
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I think a few people on here might recognise this particular greggs
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey nom, hey nom nom!

Sing This Pea-roasting to me
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:18, archived)
# Andrew Eldritch loves fashioning bread versions of his favourite animated characters.
Very proud of his dough minion
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:57, archived)
# Yes, indeed he did, Yard bird Parker played in Foodland
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:44, archived)
# TWENTY-FIVE HORS [d'œuvre] IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR
yes yes, wrong album, I know.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Aladdin Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:10, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Little Wonder is actually about a Pickled Egg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] was just doing it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:39, archived)
# :-)
He is INTENTLY staring at the eclairs
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh England my...
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] At least Saturday is still treat day
(beanolabub, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm yes.
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] banger
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Little darling, I feel that ice-cream's slowly melting...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 10:38, archived)
# Magnificent
Or should that be Magnumificent
(Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:39, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:07, archived)
# Word wrap in Excel is problematic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 10:14, archived)
# I know nothing of Excel, but I feel for you if it's treating you badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 10:42, archived)
# I got 99 columns
But a row ain’t one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] suppose its time to wheel this one out again

good god, fifteen years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A pearoast from me

(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MUSIC AND FOOD II


It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 22:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2026, 5:44, archived)
[challenge entry] They have a lot of corn in their diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 8 Jan 2026, 22:53, archived)
# Neiman can't catch a break, it's SABOTAGE!

Re-enbigification

Previously on JapeTv:
You Can't Handle the...
Mr Jimz Saves Christmas

And began to dance.
\\what_we_have_made_is_real.divx

So What'Cha Want?
(I helped save b3ta! Debriel Mancosis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 21:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 22:19, archived)
# hello jesus, how's it been?
(I helped save b3ta! Debriel Mancosis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 22:23, archived)
# Nice, cheers, just been cursing trees and that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 0:43, archived)
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 11:15, archived)
# JAPEJAPEJUNIPER VS POLTERCHREIST
(I helped save b3ta! Debriel Mancosis And the Banyons of Utrecht, that's why, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 17:47, archived)

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