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my lunchtime 'not paying much attention (eating lunch), reading bbc news and brain filling in the gaps' : "Sepsis milkshakes killed our daughter" yes supposed to be 'mistakes'

(lumpytesticle, Tue 10 Feb, 14:16, Reply)

Today is High Concept Art Monday. Also probably ‘Over 50s day’.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 9 Feb, 23:35, Reply)

So, Itsy & Bitsy were just some black-clad stagehand's hands wandering all over Susan Stranks' body

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Feb, 23:44, Reply)

‘Stranks’ is just a contraction of

Strangle Wanks.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 10 Feb, 6:52, Reply)

ha ha

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 10 Feb, 13:17, Reply)

blimey

I used to have a handpuppet like that, but it was green. I'd completely forgotten about that, and this show...

I should sue for mental distress

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 10 Feb, 3:17, Reply)

Free and at no added cost.

You’re welcome,

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 10 Feb, 6:53, Reply)

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 10 Feb, 10:07, Reply)

I think they were a true example of this and what Buber meant

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 10 Feb, 11:32, Reply)

When that couple who have been sending you over ribena all night

give you this look....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 10 Feb, 22:21, Reply)

It was ahead of its time. Who would have thought that a fascist dictator could happily live next to a Synagogue.

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Feb, 20:23, Reply)

He's quite fond of the jews by all accounts.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 10 Feb, 16:30, Reply)

(lumpytesticle, Mon 9 Feb, 17:01, Reply)

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb, 18:15, Reply)

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Feb, 19:29, Reply)

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb, 20:14, Reply)

This was actually done, as a Heineken ad. Look on youtube.

(Raki, Thu 12 Feb, 3:15, Reply)

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb, 13:20, Reply)

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb, 18:42, Reply)

me reading bbc this morning, before coffee and glasses....

so just about to release my batch image processor to you lucky people and github has gone titsup, so made this instead. my genuine morning, 5 minutes after surfacing (at 11:15 lol)

(lumpytesticle, Mon 9 Feb, 16:35, Reply)

I was just telling Mrs zilla exactly the same

As if the news isn't depressing enough

(rogerzilla, Mon 9 Feb, 17:47, Reply)

I also had this exact experience.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Feb, 6:32, Reply)

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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 9 Feb, 9:43, Reply)

Hacker: "...and I would reassure the commoners that the South Sea Company is not a bubble"

Sir Humphrey: "Bubbles stay afloat"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 Feb, 22:55, Reply)

(lumpytesticle, Mon 9 Feb, 11:47, Reply)

sweet wigs for a sweet gig

Weappah!

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jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 10 Feb, 16:15, Reply)

I guess Australopithecus afarensis is pre-history

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Sun 8 Feb, 20:53, Reply)

But never up the wrong 'un

(rogerzilla, Mon 9 Feb, 12:35, Reply)

"I couldn't fuck a gorilla"

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb, 18:16, Reply)

Couldn't or wouldn't?

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Feb, 20:34, Reply)

Gorilla fucks you!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Feb, 20:52, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Feb, 20:37, Reply)

Cracking

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 Feb, 20:46, Reply)

Facking hell that's good

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 9 Feb, 11:44, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Feb, 17:27, Reply)

inspired

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jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 10 Feb, 16:09, Reply)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Feb, 18:03, Reply)

Sorcery!

Like Toast's pylons, I can hear the image quite clearly.

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 9 Feb, 22:44, Reply)

That’s a nice compliment.

Thanks! ^___^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Feb, 1:16, Reply)

nggggggggghh

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jumpjape goofs goofs goofs, Tue 10 Feb, 16:16, Reply)

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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sun 8 Feb, 13:21, Reply)

Listen children, it's really quite simple.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 7 Feb, 21:31, Reply)

You're a lot more optimistic about doner meat than I am.

(Astatine, Sat 7 Feb, 22:40, Reply)

there's a kebab/everything shop around the corner from me like literally 20 seconds away. had a pizza. ok, usual over salted weird crust you get from kebab shops. had a burger... ok not bad. had a kebab? i could have cut steel with the ejecta from my ringpeice the next day.

(lumpytesticle, Sun 8 Feb, 0:07, Reply)

A rule I have lived by for decades

is to never buy a pizza from a place that also sells kebab.

(Also never buy a pizza from anywhere offering BBQ sauce, stuffed crust, deep dish, or Hawaiian.)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Feb, 15:06, Reply)

back in the 90s there was a tiny pizza place on Southend-on-Sea seafront, opposite the Kursaal. My mate used to work in there. I popped in during the afternoon one day knowing he was working. He had a big knife and was cutting at some pizza bases. asked him what he was doing. he was cutting off the mouldy bits from the bases.

I said that's a bit rank - he replied he had to do the same thing to the ham and other stuff, which all came out of a can. Funnily enough never ate there again. His boss charged a lot for them as well.

(lumpytesticle, Sun 8 Feb, 23:17, Reply)

There's a place not far from where I live

called Kurious Kebab...one thing I don't want to be about a kebab is curious (they actually do pretty good kebabs, including stir-fried style, if you don't think the odds of having a heart attack from the normal ones are high enough...).

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 8 Feb, 20:10, Reply)

Flip flops, newspapers...

...And as many spiders as they can get their hands on.

(xaer0mancer, Sun 8 Feb, 21:14, Reply)

Wowsers!

Here's a pea from 18 years ago.