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(SamIam, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:08, archived)
# agh!
whered they get those brown monsters from? i reall really want one for my desk!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:18, archived)
# domo kun
http://images.google.com/images?q=domo+kun&hl=en
buy stuff here
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:25, archived)
# Idea for Cal
Pickled Pizza's fab image rescue ambulance could be made to automatically replace broken images if we add an
onerror JavaScript to posted images on the board...

You could also add an onclick to take people to the handy guide as well.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:03, archived)
# onerror is good
but onclick is bad, because sometimes people link the image to something else, like a website or a fullsize version...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# Hayulp! hayulp!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:02, archived)
# Bloody vending machine....
Monster Muntz, Flamin' Trot flavour?
Sorry Crab Bloke :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:43, archived)
# Crab bloke - are you up yet?
that pic is fantastic.
And Vulga - do you really work for Amex? You're wasted there, you know that i assume?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:47, archived)
# Thanx, Pep! :-)
Yes, if you look down the page, you can see my desperate plea for someone to help me find a nice job (or at least one that doesn't suck)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:51, archived)
# So you eventually managed
to do something constructive yesterday then!
I baredly moved from the sofa all day. Managed to fix the boiler though all on my own.
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
what was wrong with the damn thing, I was still shaking when I woke up this morning. Must have been the Tabasco sauce, you naughty trotter.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:08, archived)
# that was nothing to do with me.
That was Redifusion. I just didn't do anything to stop him though. You shouldn't keep falling asleep.
I can't wait to see the photo of Tim's stomach looking like Sophie Ellis Bextor.
Ah, I remember taping up Redifusion's head and taking photos. They'll be quite amusing.
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:13, archived)
# Hmmm
Maybe he'll post some of the pictures up here (hint hint)
And I nearly put hang instead of bag, and "BIG MEAT" on the top, but I was knackered so I didn't bother. Might do it a bit later tho.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:20, archived)
# damn
that was funny as fuck - theres a few incidents that night were just so funny - especially when youre drinking Vodka till 7am - i wish we could have got that all on video but the photo's should be good.
Redifusion didnt make it in this morning for some reason? so well have to wait for photos : (
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:35, archived)
# I should be in bed...
about 3 times over by now, but this made me laugh. I'm gonna end up sleeping all through my classes again, I know it!
(Kimbo, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry] this will never sell now..
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:35, archived)
# I couldn't give a toss about him being gay
It is this that saddens me greatly:

"... The 23-year-old TV contest winner, whose first record became the fastest-selling debut single in UK history ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:39, archived)
# i thought it
would be funny (in a tragic way) if his single wasn't even in the top 40 next week and fat bloke was number 1.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:50, archived)
# Hooray
for fat bloke, heard him sing for the 1st time yesterday and not only that, he's a fat jolly bloke. Go on mate, shove Will off the top spot.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:19, archived)
# the
fat bloke "hungered for your love" line concerns me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:30, archived)
# ..
maybe he'll acheive number 1 slot by eating all the other contestants
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:02, archived)
# Cats + Landmines
Does anyone have the address of the site from which you can get wallpaper of that cute cat jumping on a landmine? I'm sure it'll be a great talking point with the animal rights campaigner I have to work with this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:27, archived)
# Hmmm,
Try http://flibz.dns2go.com/kittygoboom
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:37, archived)
# That would work
if my server wan't down.

Trying to figure if it's crashed or blocked.

Anyone know a way to remotely restart Apache (or force XP to reboot!)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:48, archived)
# .
Crashing XP normally helps, it works for me!
Or if you don't have "User ID" ser correctly on XP you won't be able to connect remotely. Found this out last week. As for Apache, the only one I know is by Shadows/Michael Vinner's Incredible Bongo Band (both of which I don't own)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:58, archived)
# Ya know...
I remember a few years back when the world was marvelling at "jenicam.com" or something. I think it was one of the first live webcams on the web. Am I alone in remembering this? I can't be that old already! Nostalgia sucks at 1:30 in the morning.
(Kimbo, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:22, archived)
# The first live webcam
was the Trojan Room coffee pot in the Cambridge Computer Lab.

Not as interesting as the JenniCam though, but possibly more intelligent.

At least one of the people who set the coffee pot camera up now works for Microsoft. Are you scared yet?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:26, archived)
# They recently auctioned one of their coffee pots
(not the original)

And got several thousand quid for it...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:28, archived)
# It was when
they moved to their new building and decided not to keep the camera going.
Quite a sad day, really. I managed to visit the original once.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:30, archived)
# where..
..did you people find those brown monster things in the background of the cat picture?(THE cat picture with two brown block monsters)

I WANT ONE
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:19, archived)
# How many times?
We didn't! It wasn't us! We're innocent! I wasn't even here at the time... honest guv! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:33, archived)
# Flibz
Where has m3ss3nger gone? I need m3ss3nger! Arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:19, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing myself.
I've got a nasty feeling I've had my port 80 blocked on my server
- since it's not actually an authorised http server...

I'll try and find out more...*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:24, archived)
# Poor gmtv girlie
has been abandoned all alone with just a computer to provide all her needs - food/clothes etc. How come her webcam just shows a cameraman then?she's here
Shall we invite her to play with us?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 2:02, archived)
# Whee - fun
I thought it had been done before though - some bloke for a US publication - Wired?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:22, archived)
# 78% could live
with just the internet. I should think so too! Infact, if she'd like to swap places i could do with a week of arsing about on line.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:44, archived)
# Yep
I'd be up for it. Uninterrupted sleep and lie-ins for a whole week!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:10, archived)
# This thing won crufts


here
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 1:21, archived)
# It's a nice dog that he gets as a prize though
.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:17, archived)
# I bet she eats Spiller's
i bet she eats spiller's
A lovely bitch
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:24, archived)
# Woo!
Kitty Tetris!
(OtaKuno, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 23:46, archived)
# Gahh!
Thats not "Kitty Tetris", thats "Hello Kitty Tetris". Its a completely different thing :)

I was hoping for photos of actual kitties, photoshopped and distorted into tetris shapes. Now that would rock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] A cd That would Never Sell

I'll give it a shot...
(TinCupid, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 23:00, archived)
# Re:
That's amazing!
(vertino, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 2:32, archived)
# Its also
been all around the net and back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at this effort
Click on the pic for the full-sized version. This took me bloody ages. This is my "tribute" to B3ta, and all the hours of joy it has given me. See how much you can spot.

(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 22:56, archived)
# That's fab
Everyone's in it! Many woo's!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 1:28, archived)
# Yay
and Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 2:19, archived)
# most soopoib
.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:59, archived)
# Yay!
Thats fab! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 3:06, archived)
# that is so so
good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:03, archived)
# Err, last one this evening!
Can anyone find the site that has loads of trademarks ripped off, such as the Walkers Crisps sign as "Wankers" please? I need it for a piece of work I'm doing at the moment (and it's not a report for work, but would be nice to put it in there too)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 20:23, archived)
# I've been there...
i went about 6 months ago... can't remember the url now tho... theres a shop in worcester that sells all their stuff tho!!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] *TING* *TING-A-LING*
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 20:21, archived)
# OK, new challenge
Can anyone find me a job that doesn't suck badly?
Jobs I am looking for:
1) Network admin/support
2) Anything really to do with music
3) PC building

Oh, and in the South-East or London area, please.
Jobs I am not loking for:
1) Anything whatsoever that has anything at all to do with talking/seeing the moaning little fuckers (customers) directly, this includes written letters, anything that has "sales", "OTE", "pro-rata", "customer relations" or "American Express" will be rejected and possibly laughed at. And not somewhere where I have to do a shit load of work for an even shittier wage.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 20:13, archived)
# You-can't-win-anything-Contest:
What movie is this from:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 19:26, archived)
# Revenge
of the epileptic speccy-four-eyed nerds from hell II?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 10 Mar 2002, 19:33, archived)
# f3ck
its late, but it looks like snatch
(minoltion, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Well...
*BINGO*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 19:37, archived)
# lucky
me.. :p
(minoltion, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 19:41, archived)
# How
will you spend all that anything you didn't win?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 19:49, archived)
# Well
You can't spend it on nothing much, that costs you know. I have no idea what I mean by that, it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Wait a minute...
(minoltion, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 19:09, archived)

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