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# Domo Kun Dance Party

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:04, archived)
# Woo!
Look at them go!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# woo!
my dodgy image made the front page! (i was worried no-one would notice it).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)
# it's very good ...
... and I don't mind the email complaints I get everytime we put a 300k animation on the frontpage ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:16, archived)
# you get email complaints? woo!
my one was only 400 bytes though...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)
# yep ...
... people use that "email us" button at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:41, archived)
# i thought it was there to look pretty.
i didn't realise it was functional. this is why i'm the student and you're the sensei, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:48, archived)
# Lumpbucket - your wish is my command


Beaver in a Viva against Ananova in a Vauxhall Nova with Rover and Nikki Sixx in a 206 with Fruitabix
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:00, archived)
# is that coming out for the X Box?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Gamecube ONLY
I hate Microbastards
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:02, archived)
# Can I have
a version for my Amiga?

Its got a Voodoo 3 in it so it should cope with the 3D :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# i had a weird dream about amigas, but i can't remember what it was.
i think it was fuelled by the fact that i saw a Commodore PET smashed up and rained on in a skip yesterday. i could have cried- b**tards just chucked the poor thing out.

but the car game is the best thing since sliced cheese! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:12, archived)
# My Commodore PET
is very poorly, but I think its just the monitor.

When I get a chance I'll get it out of my parents loft and see if I can get a picture from the video port...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:14, archived)
# Those things use
2114 static RAM chips, and they're shit-ola. It's looking like the pair of 'em in my new (old) Vectrex are acting up too.....bastards....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:34, archived)
# I'm wondering if Song will drop the price of the PSII ...
... when the gamecube comes out. I'm a big fan of Nintendo, but hmm... I don't think the cube stands a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:09, archived)
# Forget
Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft. Get a Commodore One. Check the specs:

* Backward compatible with the C64
* 16 channel stereo SID
* Truecolour SVGA videomodes
* 20Mhz 65816 processor

More (but not much more) info here:

Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:11, archived)
# you nonces
I have to work on all 3 platforms! Its coz of people like you lot i have to suffer and work on a PS2 shite!!
Gamecube is allright to work for but no matter what anyone says - Xbox is THE best console to work on at the moment!!! aaargh!
Xbox rocks - damn you all!!
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:13, archived)
# Sorry
but as an Anti-Microsoftian, I cannot buy or use an X-Box. Not without hating it, anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:15, archived)
# gameboy advance ...
... is my favourite gaming platform. It's the only one that fits into my life.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)
# I've written a couple of gameboy games
and as soon as someone ports the unnofficial GBA devkit to the Amiga, and a suitable emulator, I'll write some GBA ones, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)
# can you clear up a confusion i have?
as xbox is so closely related to a pc (using as it does all the directX libraries) will it not be INCREDIBLY easy for "third parties" to port xbox games to the pc?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# in theory
yes it will be easy - especially if the developers are making versions for both formats - but you can guarantee that most games will have a deal with xbox to be exclusive - and remember the xbox still has limitations because its a console - not a pc
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)
# i meant third party as in "warez groups".
how much code would a bleem-style emulator actually take? would a simple recompiler suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:43, archived)
# thats naughty
but considering every console going is emulated its inevitable the xbox will too -
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# the xbox
will give you a hernia ;)
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)
# someone was looking for this
the kitty on a mine..
linky

(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:51, archived)
# Cats + Landmine
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I might do Shipman next.. ;)
(idgaf.com, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:51, archived)
# one for us Caledonians
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:47, archived)
# Oh aye
thats great. If I had any I'd buy that comic for the waynes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:51, archived)
# OK Lumpbucket - check this...


Nikki Sixx in a 206 driving past the flicks with some Fruitabix
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:44, archived)
# They're getting sillier...
... and thats no bad thing IMHO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:48, archived)
# Apparently
this is a fake
Transcendental Meditation Myths: 'Yogic flying' aka bouncing on foam

"Vedic flying has been the most publicized of the sidhis. Photographs distributed by TM officials show devotees in a lotus position and seemingly floating in midair. The photos are misleading. No TMer has yet demonstrated levitation to an outsider. The best they can show is the ability to flex one's legs while in a lotus position on a springy mattress and hop upward a short distance. The phony photos were snapped when the supposed floater was at the top of a bounce." [ More incredibly obvious debunking ]
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:44, archived)
# Its not so much de-bunking
as stating the blindingly obvious that any sane person could deduce within 1 second of looking at the pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:49, archived)
# Hmm..
Someone should make a website that "Bunks" true stories. IE takes something dull like "Woman gets on a bus" and "bunks" it into a myth.

Then other sites can de-bunk it, and the circle is complete.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# I saw a show about that once...
it was started by some swami or something that John Lennon was a "follower" of. He said, pretty much explicitly, that anyone who learned his style of meditation would be able to fly.

One interesting note, though, is that no one actually saw the swami guy, the founder fly himself.

I believe Crab Bloke actually WAS able to learn how to fly:

Or so the Guru stated
(Kimbo, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:04, archived)
# Ooooh!
Buy a Domo Kun and get not one, not two, but THREE special weeks!

Domo Kun

Oh, and apparently its the 10th anniversary of bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:38, archived)
# What's the funniest thing
You saw at the week-end?

My two favourites were:

A) My best mate deliberately and repeatedly electrocuting himself with fairy lights to prove a point.

B) An old lady driving into the side of a stationary coach.

What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:36, archived)
# 'dance for the camera'
featured two people and two dogs dancing with each other on Saturday. I was drunk, which only made it funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:38, archived)
# The funniest thing I saw
was June Brown (Eastenders' Dot) prancing about on the sofa on Jonathan Ross and almost showing the audience her gowl. Quality entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:39, archived)
# Thanx for that
I was feeling ill when I came in to work this morning, now I just feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:41, archived)
# are you the guy
who knows Redifusion?
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:41, archived)
# I have
had the honor of making the dark lord's acquaintance.

I know people who he knows if you know what I mean, however I still owe him a spiking from New Year's eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:43, archived)
# vodka night at snake mountain
Redifusion getting his face cellotaped up was damn funny and made side splittingly better with his sounds of agony taking it off.
Putting cut-out eyes and mouth on Vulga while he was asleep, that was funny. aaaha!
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:49, archived)
# Did I fall over or walk into something?
I can't remember, but I've really hurt my shoulder.
I vaguely remember walking into the door frame I think. I'm not sure.
Oh yeah, if you can ever cope with meeting up again, can I make your beard into a long-tailed face monkey?
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:59, archived)
# walk into something!?
you lot were bumping and crashing into everything - it was like weebles wobble and they dont fall down - im suprised nothing got broken.
The long tailed face monkey would require me to shave half my face - so NO
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:38, archived)
# Nah, I'm extremely innovative
We could selltape a magazine picture of half of somebody else's non-bearded face over the other side.
Or take the photo from the side.
Or make it a siamese twin face monkey joined at the hands and feet.
Where's Redifusion with the photos?
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:57, archived)
# The faces of the people in the pub
As my team shamelessly cheated their way to victory in the pub quiz, obnoxiously downed our victory Sambucas, raised our fingers and fucked off to the sound of 'boo's'. I also saw a dead ringer fopr Noddy Holder watching the Chelsea match. Yes, I did little but stay in the pub all weeekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:54, archived)
# I watched WarGames - this bit was funny.
BIOLOGY TEACHER: Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
PUPIL: Um, your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# Me on my knees
outside an off licence shouting under the shutter trying to convince them to sell me beer and fags before they opened on Sunday morning.

Very messy.
(james, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:00, archived)
# Foreign dogs, entering OUR competitions
and winning BRITISH prizes. What has the world come to?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:13, archived)
# Not to worry......
.....because it's going home with OUR Foot & Mouth and OUR BSE from a spiked can of Pedigree Chum that my Border Collie snuck in....
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:19, archived)
# After Beaver in a Vauxhall Viva


Here is Ananova on a trip with Rover in a Vauxhall Nova outside Dover.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:12, archived)
# Its nice
and it rhymes, but it doesn't have that "Awwwwwwwwww! Isn't he cute?" factor that Beaver in a Viva does :)

Beaver In a Viva!

But.. I'll still give your picture a "Woo!" and a "Yay!" coz I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:17, archived)
# Bless You Lumpbucket...
.... my brain hurts and it's all i could think up this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:20, archived)
# I'd like to see
them both in a rally though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I would probably even buy it...
(alfons, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:08, archived)
# Thats
just brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:18, archived)
# clapclapclapclapclapclapclap
etc. Marvellous work!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)
# my terrible cd contribution
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:55, archived)
# I know the noise 'Baaaaaaaaaar'
He's a god of sorts. I'd actually buy this.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:57, archived)
# .
http://www.ilooklikebrianmay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:45, archived)
# a URL that promises so much
and delivers so little.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:48, archived)
# Seemed
wasted to me.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:53, archived)
# it's students in wigs ...
... real hair would be much funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:07, archived)
# how about
http://www.ilooklikepeteburns.com
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:13, archived)
# i logged in ...
... saw that I had no messages, and then didn't know what to do next. So i logged out.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)
# Dachund like a record
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:38, archived)
# *Yawn*
Boy do mondays suck!
(icedragon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:31, archived)
# Ummm,
Yes? Is that the right answer? Do I win a prize like an electric frog scarer?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:36, archived)
# ish
you win the complete luxury edition of 'when trees attack.....4!'
(icedragon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:43, archived)
# I wanted
the "When animals attack in high speed chases II" I have a trailer, I really do!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:46, archived)
# well,
It could be exchanged, for a minimal fee of fifteen pounds and ninety-nine pence. - made payable to myself of course.
(icedragon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:56, archived)
# .
Wish I got the question wrong now. Skint again... :-(
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:59, archived)
# okay,
Seeing as its you i'll cut you a deal, all you have to do is sing a nursery ryhme
to the whole of the B3TA congregation, but get this, you have to sing
it backwards!
Get this right and the vid is yours, free of charge :o)
(icedragon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:19, archived)
# My Pointless Opinion
That Finnish bear evening sounds fantastic. I once saw a Swedish production that involved a variety of semi naked women in barrels and some men with very long hair blowing into huge horns. It was entirely in Swedish and very, ahem, moving.

I have an audition for Big Brother 3 - the full horror is here

www.pointlessopinion.f9.co.uk

Darren Star
(Darren Star, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:20, archived)
# .
ignore me I'm just testing my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:25, archived)
# OK
Consider yourself ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:35, archived)
# thanks
I hope you enjoyed it as much as me
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:48, archived)
# why audition for BB3?
are you mad? they'll make you look like an utter twat - it's their job.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 5:11, archived)
# I say
go for it and if you get on there, let us know and you'll be a god forever (or at least get more pulicity than anyone here)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:06, archived)
# publicity for what?
publicity = bad, unless you've got a product to promote.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Went to a bonkers music thingy at the Queen Elizabeth Hall
last night. Called 'On the Shoulders of the Great Bear'

Disappointingly, no Bears were present, but we were treated to to Duelling Zithers, a middleaged Finn who looked a lot like Papa Smurf doing some sort of scat singing which they called 'cow-calling' and a bloke dressed only in a night shirt dancing around the stage with two four foot birch twigs sticking out of his mouth like antennae.

The two women sitting behind me were in tears for a lot of it, although the last sequence in which they constructed a team of six 10ft high reindeer out of a few bent birch twigs was quite stunning.

Oh, and some old hippy playing what looked like a bong.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 4:10, archived)

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