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# my swing is improving
 

 
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:27, archived)
# Neat
I get the idea anyway.
Hehehe.. is that Niklaus (or whatever) digging away?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:28, archived)
# no, it's some pillock
trying to flog a video on "Obtaining the perfect swing" - naturally, it aroused my b3ta urges...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:34, archived)
# Naturally
..not like I know my golfers anyway.
Fuck sport.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:35, archived)
# except darts and pool
after all, you can play those in a pub
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:47, archived)
# See ya later!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:08, archived)
# Htreadjack
Anyone know where I can get a pic of nohands already removed from the orignal background so I dont have to cut him out mysself.
Im feelign lazy
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:15, archived)
# yes,
i have 3 version each with different fluffyness, but i'm feeling lazy, so you don't get it
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:21, archived)
# sure you aren't
feelign lazy?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:24, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:25, archived)
# he's "feelign lazy"
i was trying to make a joke. trying. sorry. I'll stop talking now.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:27, archived)
# ah, i thought so
it was probably a joke, it just wasn't funny :p

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:28, archived)
# shut up
I hate you
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:33, archived)
# oooooh
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:34, archived)
# mummy
the mean boy is boooooooothering meeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:35, archived)
# muahahaha
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:42, archived)
# because the semi-porn I was already reading
wasn't bad enough?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:44, archived)
# yeah
it lowers your IQ this way
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:45, archived)
# playgirl is really unpleasant
it's full of greasy, overly muscled and tanned men with shaved chests.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:48, archived)
# lol
i didn't think topless nun dyke sluts suited you, i can change it if you like :-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:51, archived)
# it's not like
those are the only two options in the porn world. I prefer something between those two, I think.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:53, archived)
# i quite like playgirl
its not really smutty, but does lower your IQ nicely, you don't look like a lesbian, so thats out, i could just chop you onto someone elses body, but the angle is crap for that, leaving us back at playgirl
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:59, archived)
# what else do you quite like?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:04, archived)
# where do you want me to start?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:06, archived)
# by
explaining how you can say I "don't look like a lesbian"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:08, archived)
# its not how i see you
you have a bf, you don't seem to attracted to girls, and well, you arn't

________________________________________________
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:12, archived)
# fine
then
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:27, archived)
# lol-thats-ok-then
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:29, archived)
# must
you have the last word?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:34, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:38, archived)
# but
I want it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:43, archived)
# well
you'll have to try harder than that
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:46, archived)
# I
like it hard
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:49, archived)
# hmmm
i like it fast

and dirty.......
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:52, archived)
# I
like pizza.

and ice cream.

and kittens, but only stripey ones.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:58, archived)
#
www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=39715

do you like my tigggercat?

i like pizza, err, wasting much money on stuff i destroy, err, porn...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:02, archived)
# not as much
as I like my stripey cats.

even the one who has sex with shoes.


edit: I must surrender the computer to it's rightful owner for a few minutes, but you have not won. I will be back.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:18, archived)
# mmmm
shoe fucking pussy

that would go nicely in a google search
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:20, archived)
# did
you find anything?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:52, archived)
# nsfw
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:54, archived)
# refering to your earlier post
you like destroying porn?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:59, archived)
# no
i_like_wasting_money_on_stuff_to_destroy.

and_i_like_porn
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:01, archived)
# destroying porn
might be fun. we used several magazines with titles like "wet" that we found hidden in a newly purchased used van to start a campfire. that was sorta fun.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:06, archived)
# oooh, you rebel
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:15, archived)
# oooh,
you smell
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:22, archived)
# fuck, that was quick
i went in the shower 1/2 hour ago.

it must be you
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:24, archived)
# maybe
it's your cat.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:33, archived)
# nah he's out
he'll bring a rats nest home later
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:37, archived)
# maybe
he's peed in the corner
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:38, archived)
# nah
he's trained to piss in next doors garden
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:43, archived)
#
lovely
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 8:50, archived)
# haven't
I seen this request before?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:23, archived)
# Nice
goodnight picture!
cute...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:20, archived)
# YOU WILL SURCOM TO THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY GURU CAT!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:59, archived)
# Are you Sure
That's not Santa Puss?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:00, archived)
# Santa Claws
surely?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:03, archived)
# I thought abotu that
But ti seemed too obviuos :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:13, archived)
# he looks stoned
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:01, archived)
# .
I think he's a little bit of both...........so its your choice--guru cat or santa puss. And i think thats a bit o weed inside of his turban......
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:02, archived)
#
Surcom?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:17, archived)
# YummY


im not sure if tony is the guy or the dog
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:50, archived)
# ha ha
thats dedication for you
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent!
I've met guys like that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:55, archived)
# If you can take the 32 meg download
this video of Johnny Cash singing NIN's "Hurt' contains all the pathos and emotion that the original never did. It seems to me now that it really is an old man's song.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:43, archived)
# Well
Trent's not getting any younger..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:55, archived)
# Since it always starts fireworks
I will waste a WHOLE thread just to say goodbye














Laters
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:21, archived)
# Ka kite
ano K3rry!

my brain says "DRINK!"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:26, archived)
# You bastridge!
Good night and sweet dreams.

sheepshagger
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:28, archived)
# ahhh
Damn, are you sure your not still lurking about? Ok, 'night then...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:28, archived)
# I am now
But this is a whole new day for me!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:33, archived)
# 'night,
evening, or whatever is suitable for your timezone.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:30, archived)
# MORNING!
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 7:44, archived)
# Animation of Hate
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:05, archived)
# woo for
public opinion
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:12, archived)
# Nice to see you express your oppinions
You must be the life and soul of parties!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:15, archived)
# Anyway
Barrymores not guilty - he was just using that nice young man as a finger puppet.....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Quality
You may intersted in a video i have of Anthea turner being exploded by pyrotechnics at a motorcycle acrobatics show (blue peter out take)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:15, archived)
# Got it!
Quite funny watching her blown up!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Got a link?
woo, "KittyWaste"!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Try Kazaa
search for anthea turner or blue peter in videos..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:21, archived)
# Sorry fro the thread waste
does anyone know what the TT font taht Adobe use is? and where i can get it from (PC compat if poss)
The font entitled Photoshop that comes with photoshop looks nothing like the font used to write photshop on the box...

Oooo in other news, i intend to change my username as it's crap. Suggestions please.
Personal thoughts:
PEBKAC
KittyWaste
Channel9
Squidgybow
boo
and this one which is really hard to get the thing to print it


>

/edit arrgh, display damn you

/

>>%20

/edit
buggerit
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:00, archived)
# I like
boo..
probably needs an exclamation mark.
it's not taken already is it?

KittyWaste's not bad either.

Or you could confuse the crap out of us by changing it often at random.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:07, archived)
# yes i like that too
hencforth i shall be known as:
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Hang on I was doing some work (no, really) so I missed that.
Who were you before?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Really?
this 'un used to be MidnightLurker..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:40, archived)
# Yes, really.
Thanks.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:47, archived)
# I like the often
and random idea

one day it's Jerrib!gak##the_2nd

and the next you're Barry_Gibb
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:14, archived)
# If I wake up
and find I'm Barry_Gibb
...
(places shotgun barrel in mouth)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:19, archived)
# Just give yourelf
a fright..... did it for the real one
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:25, archived)
# try
this site, you can upload a font to it and it will identify it
www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
there's also a board, I got an answer emailed to me about 4 hours after posting a very obscure font.

also here
www.smackbomb.com/famousfonts/
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Thanks
have tried the latter, will try uploading the former

I tired uploading the femur last time, terrible mess
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:18, archived)
# body parts
never u/l well.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:22, archived)
# It's called "Adobe Jenson"
 
 
 
that is all
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 5:43, archived)
# Isn't he cute!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:56, archived)
# ?!
aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
EVILSATANBABYEVILSATANBABYEVILSATANBABYEVILSATANBABY!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:57, archived)
# Aaargh!
feck!
made me scream out loud then.
like the big girl I am.

got Regurgitator CD playing loud in the office, rocking out now!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Woo yay!
Do you like it like that? Cause I like it like that... I finally bought their first EP the other day, "Hamburger".
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:01, archived)
# One of my favourite bands still
they don't tour here much (grr).
Listening to "art*" at the moment, grooving to "Strange Human Being".
Yay!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Work harder you!
(runs to grab whip)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Ae
messing about with catalogue records while grooving / lurking.
Fucking boring work.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:21, archived)
# Squish it!
Squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuishhhhhh iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Crush it. Now. Please.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:59, archived)
# Hmmm,
That'd be tricky... And I wanna go to the beach now.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Nah, jus
drop on rock on it or something.

Beach - lucky. It's 8pm, pissing down and cold here.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:03, archived)
# eeeek
*runs*

*runs back*
Woo YAY
*runs away again*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:01, archived)
# uhm...
uhm
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:45, archived)
# What
is he smoking? Reminds me of MR. WONG AND THE BONG down there a ways....did it earlier this night....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Otherwise
WOO YAY! its like a black and white smurf!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Heres the link
To Mr. Wong and some other guy who's doing a woo yay...

Mr. Wong and the bong
www.imgmag.com/images/sweetiecutie/highweirdo2.jpg

Woo Yay some other guy smoking a whopper
www.imgmag.com/images/sweetiecutie/highweirdo.jpg
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:57, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
It burns It burns It burns It burns It burns
It burns It burns It burns It burns It burns
It burns It burns It burns It burns It burns
It burns It burns It burns It burns It burns
It burns It burns It burns It burns It burns
It burns It burns It burns It burns It burns


my poor eyes!!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:51, archived)
# George Burns
Lived a century and smoked cigars to the end -
always surrounded by lookers.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:59, archived)
# Yeah
he had my grudging respect for that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:06, archived)
# Big Woo Yay!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Cute fluffies!
..isn't the board moving fast for this time of day?
Woo to youse all!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:24, archived)
# woo
to much colour fastness
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:26, archived)
# I just love cats thought
Even when colour crashes!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:36, archived)
# We're called Australians...
And we're usually up at this time.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:26, archived)
# have you seen
the virgin mary in cugee?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:27, archived)
# There are no virgins in Coogee.
100% of fact
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
lol
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:38, archived)
# you are called OZIES
and you are shagging sheep at this time

snigger
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:30, archived)
# No
You're mistaking us with New Zealanders... Fool.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:38, archived)
# no
New zealanders piss about on boats, drink Stienlarger and bungee jump.

bee aatch
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:43, archived)
# I don't do
any of those things!
keep your stereotypes to yourself!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Neither do I silly
I was just making a piont.

Not sure what that point is though...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Well
where did you think we are, Greenwich?
I just meant, it's usually slower, despite our Antipodean presence.
;p

edit: and it's slowed down again. Must have been a hummus surge..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i'm only
5 miles from greenwich
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Where?
land, air, or sea?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:45, archived)
# greenwich london
is just along the river
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:53, archived)
# Kewl
we've still got the jump on you by 13 hours
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:55, archived)
# My sons have proved to be perfect models for manic GIF generation

Here's monkeymonkey and his little brother.
More seizure inducing fun here.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Yay!
lay off the food additives and sugary drinks, I'd say.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Sooooo Cute
do you rent them out for parties?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:35, archived)
# I think there might be
laws against that... ;-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:40, archived)
# damn
I would have loved to use them at my next soiree
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:52, archived)
# awww
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:38, archived)
# gaaah.........
that link made my eyes hurt a bit
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:53, archived)
# The scary thing is,
Monkeymonkey's better at pulling faces and photoshopping than me.
Feel's awfully timid
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 6:25, archived)
# hipper
than thou

[and Bostonians are awake at this hour as well]
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:44, archived)
# So fly
not as dapper as this lil' cutie though..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:50, archived)
# I dunno....
thats a lot of competition....i'd have to say sunglasses though.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:54, archived)
# ah, yes.
but beast's hipness is not shopped, unless your's is naturally spotted =)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:27, archived)
# unretouched

picture revealing the inner evil of my cat, Pickles.
Edit: Sorry, it's Artamnesia - but my son was still logged in.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:15, archived)
# thats class
cats are taking over the world
maybe we should set up a webshite full of un-retouched cat pics
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:16, archived)
# There already is one
www.mycathatesyou.com

P.S. All cats are evil and will one day take over the world.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:17, archived)
# oh.....
i'm scared now. Seriously.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:19, archived)
# yeah
but those cats dont have fucked up eyes
our cats walk backwards,
and leave no footprints in the snow
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:19, archived)
# That's a great site!
and some of the cats look familiar..
has it been in the newsletter yet?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I'm sure it has
It's quite well known amongst elder B3tans.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:20, archived)
# ...as bad as the released version of the game was...



...it was worlds better than what the design team originally came up with...

Apologies if it's been done before, but I couldn't see where...it was probably a lot funnier in my head than it is on screen...sorry.

Happy Monday (or Tuesday, as the case may be =)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:12, archived)
# I would have
played that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Woo!
Yay~!

He's so cute with his little sword. And gun. Sure he's gonna kick your ass, but you want to hug him anyway. o^_^o
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:09, archived)
# They couldn't take billy anywhere...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Thats
a damn smart kid.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Woo
I got a good laugh out of that.
Yay!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:12, archived)
# That is a FUNKY ass beat...
in your profile... What's the html code to do that?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Use the source, Luke
..you can use the <BGSOUND> tag in your profile, just put it in anywhere I think.
I don't remember exactly where that drum loop came from, some web site of free samples I found ages ago (google search for "scratch" and ".wav").
Quite a few b3tans have mp3 or midi files in their profiles (read, loud and annoying).
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Cheers, I'll have a go in a minute.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:20, archived)
# hahhah
im laughing boy
please noone change it to 'golf sale'
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I truely hope somebody's paying attention to this (cries secretly)
The two engaged in a testosterone-filled violent fight...








But who was the victor?



Who else...



And so, the B3TA kitten hit it off with the female kangaroo, and the male kangaroo was left single and sexy. He did, however, manage to get a date with the local hippo.
The End. Wasn't that just pathetic?





(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Yay!!!!!
Nohands wins again!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Kapow!
Bocko!

etc.

yeah, bit of an anticlimax there.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)
# err
YES no i really enjoyed it
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)
# WOO YAY
thank the lord for no hands
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:12, archived)
# Since dogs are the new kittens
I present Evil Puppy!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
RUN AND HIDE!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Yowzer
now we're getting eeeevil.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)
# fucking
HELL
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)
# I
must obey...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:13, archived)
# That's pretty darn...
...wicked! (=

A thousand woos to thee, sir.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:13, archived)
# that's great
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:15, archived)
# WWE woo yay!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)
# me 1st :o)
I Would !!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Yeah
moustaches and tattoos..
yum!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:08, archived)
# i was thinking
she looked like jakki in dream team, i would thrice in 1 go
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I meant
the bald headed chap.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)
# he's a bit
bald sweaty and male for me
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:17, archived)
# I agree with you
on the "sweaty".
Plus too many muscles.
Eww, wrestlers!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:21, archived)
# don't knock it
till you've tried it :0)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:21, archived)
# A priest

**rimshot**
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:01, archived)
# thats scary
in a blair witch sense
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:03, archived)
# reminds
me of the priest in the Omen
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:03, archived)
# are you saying that
all this priest needs is a good long screw!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:06, archived)
# you are going
straight to hell
heh heh
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:08, archived)
# I already thought I was
by posting my jigglin titties yesterday!

So I might as well be evil (it is my middle name)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:17, archived)
# i must have
missed that post.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:22, archived)
# What I meant was
that he's a holy man.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 4:02, archived)

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