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Rob

evil seethru curse thoroughly purged.

(james, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:32, archived)

hey. you don't need to take me seriously

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:35, archived)

Anything

that whiles away the 51 minutes left before Friday lunchtime beer is taken seriously today.

(james, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:40, archived)

you could always

pass the time by making a real time clock...
one that dances etc etc etc

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:44, archived)

It would be better

than the document I am trying to be interested in.

But I don't know how.

(james, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:47, archived)

Dr Death

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Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:23, archived)

Nah.

Dr Death was my physics teacher.

(james, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:25, archived)

Tell me how.

Tell me how to upload an image please.....

(John, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:49, archived)

I copied this from an earlier post...

what you do is ftp your picture to wherever you intend to host it (your ISP's free webspace, usually, Geocities and other free sites just don't work). then go to the B3TA messageboard and click on the "post a message" button at the top of the screen. Type something amusing for a title in the appropriate dialogue box and, in the message box, type in the following:

IMG SRC="HTTP://www.yourwebspace.co.uk/yourpicture.jpg"

and surround the whole with "less than" and "greater than" signs so that the B3TA computer thingy recognises it as HTML.

Then click the "post message" button and all is sorted (you might want to preview it first using the "preview" button, to ensure that you're not posting something so wide that everyone else is pushed into the sea - if this happens add

WIDTH=250 before the "greater than" sign at the end of your HTML tag.

Course you can use same technique to post pictures found from other sources if you want, refering instead to the URL of that found image. Helping share the very best of the web with others...

If you continue to have problems (or don't have an ISP who can host your pics), you can always email them to B3TA using the "email us" button at the top of the screen. Some B3TA chap usually gets round to posting them on the board once they've finished ruining memories of eighties pop icons/childhood traumas with their devilish animations...

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Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)

couldn't resist it...

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wangolini, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:17, archived)

Could somebody please

repost the marvellous sweary keyboard that was up here recently? As I bloody loved it, but lost it. And have a medical need to make "xylophone buggery" resonate around my currently desolate office.

(milk_explosion, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)

it's at

http://www.b3ta.com/buffyswear/

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:17, archived)

chick eludes giant cyber penguins gaze

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wangolini, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:29, archived)

evil prowls the ice floes

of antartica. Clearly the bear isn't stealing chicks, he's saving them (honest). Probably from a terrible bronzing.

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:45, archived)

It's a defence measure

The penguiins are bronzing themselves so they're too heavy for the polar bear to pick up. The downside is that Richard Attenborough now nicks them for his garden.

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mrbrong, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:50, archived)

Sorry

I think I meant David Attenborough. Richard was the one in Jurrassic Park... but maybe he's secretly plotting to open a theme park of giant penguins.

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mrbrong, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:52, archived)

Its obvious.

The chick is leading the evil army of the Bronze Emperor into the trap set by the polar bear forces of good.

Death to the Bronze Emperor!

(james, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)

I'm new here,

but I just read this: www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/top_story.html?in_review_id=474855&in_review_text_id=
and felt it would pose a suitable challenge(when not amending Mr Shipman's appearance). By the way doesn't Shipman's make fish paste?

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Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)

are you any relative of

monkeon? Can you animate clockmen?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:53, archived)

I wish I could help you,

but I'm about as technically proficient as a small latvian vole. Also I'm no relation.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 6:02, archived)

Can you

show us a picture that proves your relationship to voles (latvian or otherwise)?

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Harold, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)

Don't have photoshop on my horrible work pc, but have it at home on my lovely ibook, so here's a vole skull for you. I've a feeling he was latvian before an unfortunate encounter with a cat.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 7:15, archived)

pong (best yet)

http://www.madblast.com/oska/pong.cfmpossibly the finest version of pong EVER.

(poohpot, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:23, archived)

Superb

The end of universe is indeed haunting.

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mrbrong, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)

It's friday - and it's time for the official image challenge.

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:19, archived)

crude, badly executed but quick

that's my game.... :)

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:27, archived)

your so quick

your amazing.

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:29, archived)

Aaargh

I wanted to be first, but I've only just logged on.
Arse.

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Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:37, archived)

Be 2nd.

It's nice better second. I think.

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)

I do

personally I think being 1st is just showing off and to be looked down on...

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:44, archived)

I would but

my browser is refusing to show the whole picture. Bloody thing.

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Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:01, archived)

Need i say more...

....complete...TIT!!

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JamboM, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)

Dr. Shipman's former surgery

is just a mile or so from where I live.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:12, archived)

i am your father luke

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:15, archived)

Doctor.... who?

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:28, archived)

Stress "Shipman" Balls

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JamboM, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:43, archived)

no wonder the penguins are scared

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:47, archived)

this is currently making me happy...

www.invisiblespies.com/zebra2.html

Nice!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:05, archived)

Yay!

Toah Dynamic are worth lending yr ear to also as well.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:00, archived)

Photoshop that.

This 'Photoshop this' craze is catching on

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:44, archived)

Stupid Animal / yaG Dog / You Figure It Out

http://blackbess.members.easyspace.com/a_mature019.jpg

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:21, archived)

it's chops the gay parachuting dog

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:43, archived)

Thanx Mr K!

I can almost hear The Fifth Dimension's 'Up Up & Away'. Wheeeee...

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:03, archived)

Glad this was made into a URL

Boobies in pictures mean I can't visit b3ta in my office until I'm sure they've scrolled away. My office has something against boobies on computer screens.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:29, archived)

Yep. No porn.

Most of us are in the office - and as I've said before - there are million other places to go if you want porn. Although I'll forgive you if it's very funny ....

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:35, archived)

Oop.

Had no idea that mere bosoms would get us into trouble. Soz!

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 5:05, archived)

So, this is

entertainment? What'll they think of next?

(Boneriffic, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:19, archived)

well if they move on to the other sex

it'll bring a whole new meaning to glove puppets.

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chthonic, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:15, archived)

you know the woman

who does the announcements on tube trains? "The next station is..." etc. This is her. This is why you never see her. They keep her locked away.

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:13, archived)

To me

She looks uncannily like that Tara Palmer-Tomlinkpompinson, or whatever she be called.

Except with a dog body.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:23, archived)

Is she the one

who says "mind the gap between the train and the platform" so bloody loud at Hounslow East that I can here it in my front garden?

(james, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:36, archived)

that's her.

some may even term it a "bark".

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AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:46, archived)

Do you know

where she lives? I'm going to steal all her Pedigree Chum so she becomes to weak to bark.

(james, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:53, archived)

I thought it was more like this....

....or does it look like the chap on the northen line, who kindly tells everyone on the train what is available at every stop?

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JamboM, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:14, archived)

blimey. it's like

watching the new basement jaxx video - that's bizarre to say the least. Where's your head at?

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bantam, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)

i'm gobsmacked

has the whole world gone mad? not sure if this has been around for a while but check out these operation enduring freedom trading cards

(hownowbrowncow, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 18:57, archived)

I get bored too easily.

Anyone know of a good free web browser that'll let me upload pics to here? Until then, I hafta do this:
captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id2.html

(Kimbo, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 18:33, archived)

hal9000

here is a soundtrack for your animation of Larry Hagman's trip. Or at least how it probably seemed for him at the time... Aren't virtual theremins and scratchy squeltchy lofi synths marvellous?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 17:20, archived)

you may have to overdub

his grandma telling him to go with the flow, though...wasn't there a song "who shot JR" or something (by Terry Wogan or Max Boyce or someone?)(probably about the time JR got shot)? has anyone got an mp3 of it I can mix in?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 17:23, archived)

"I Hate JR"

by The Wurzels. I don't have it in any format, soz.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 2:25, archived)

hmm

cant get the buffy swearmachine to work...is there a secret to it?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 16:54, archived)

swear at it...that might work

it just could

(rik, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 16:59, archived)

yeah maybe I'm just to anxious for

it to start swearing. It must have to load up with a load of quim and stuff before its ready to start...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 17:00, archived)

click once

on buffy and then type a key.

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 17:07, archived)

still can't produce

swearing. never mind. tomorrow in the office, maybe...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 17:27, archived)

I had

to upgrade my my Flash 5 player on one of my Macs to get it to work. Went from 5.00r27 to 5.00r42.

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nicey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 2:44, archived)

why???

why do u want something to swear anyway.....something more entertaining could be a fart box??

(rik, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 17:08, archived)

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 15:00, archived)

good

whereas all i have is this:

I've no idea how this happened. I was searching for carrots and I found a hairy guy and a load of sunday school stuff. oh how my mind wanders. sorry.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 15:54, archived)

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