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I love this song ...

Feed Mr. Killi

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(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 14:36, archived)

Yeah,

me too. Very peaceful and relaxing animation.

(Thomas, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 15:39, archived)

Just seen the re-run

nice one rob, Very nicley put "I want elephants, marmots and penguins"

(Sul, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 14:18, archived)

somebody asked...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 13:26, archived)

i think that may well

be the best thing i have ever seen in my entire life

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crab_bloke), Fri 16 Nov 2001, 2:56, archived)

Sorry about starting a whole new thread...

...but I can't seem to reply to an earlier post, or edit a previous post or nuffin. I blame the penguin.

Anyway, here's Paul McOnkey, relaxing at home.

Soz. Cheers.

Binst

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binster, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:47, archived)

for some reason, that picture

makes me come over all religious...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 13:12, archived)

ah...must be the shrine to the virgin mary

down the bottom of paul's tree

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 13:15, archived)

Hmm...

Looks more like Ming the Merciless to me...

Even Paul's scared of him.

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binster, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 13:29, archived)

don't be sorry binster

that is absolutely fantastic and definitely deserves a thread all to itself. bravo!

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 16:47, archived)

Happy Together

"She just can't stop buying my dung!"

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:24, archived)

haha

I'm sniggering.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:26, archived)

Yeh! I'm back.

I haven't a clue what I said. Did anyone watch it?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

dagnabbit - I was just about to post saying:

R O B S B A C K !

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:38, archived)

yup

a couple of us saw it. did you have fun? did you get mobbed by knicker-throwing teenage girls all the way home?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:39, archived)

eh... I had a fag with the cabbie

does that count?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)

oh yes

You did very well. You managed to handle being thrown by the "emails from beyond the grave" bit very well...

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:39, archived)

yeah - there was no rehersal

I had no idea they were going to ask about sites we'd linked to - rather than stuff on the site.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)

it showed a bit

but as I say, you wouldn't have noticed it. I love the way they had to explain who LLB was as well because their audience is all non-UK-based.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)

they didnt surprise you with...

some animal gay rights campaigners, then.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:43, archived)

i liked the way

you managed to get in penguins, marmots and everything, against the odds.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)

gawd I want a transcript

this will probably haunt me to my grave.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:45, archived)

in fact marmots got in there a

surprising amount. Did they give you a video tape of it? I should have captured it but I didn't think of it... Do they do an archive on the site?

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:48, archived)

they said they'd send me a tape ...

... but I think the show is repeated in a couple of hours.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:51, archived)

if it's the same one I think it starts at 8pm

which is in a couple of hours.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:52, archived)

the line

"you're not a celebrity until you've been b3ta'd" got in there, which was the single best thing. And true, of course. I expect Jacko's extremely excited about the boost to his profile we gave him yesterday.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:53, archived)

yay! and indeed woo!

for the wonders of TV. With this experience under my belt - I reckon I could present the News at 10. Anyone reading this working at ITN - I would be a fucking great news reader. Although I'd only do animal news. About marmots. Is that too limiting?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:55, archived)

BONG!

Giant Space Marmot destroyed with gameboy. BONG! Penguin stolen by furtive polar bear. BONG! LLB turns into a peacock. (etc etc etc)

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:00, archived)

woo!

move over Trevor. And indeed Moira.
Who you don't see as much as you used to.
Unless you get up in the morning.
Which is painful.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:01, archived)

I like the sound of that

A dedicated animal news. That would be so much better than the current news. Just reverse the way they do it.

To end the programme instead of having a cutesy item about an animal you have to put a "chuckle" in your voice as you covered the days most important "non-animal" news, such as the bombing of Afghan civilians.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:01, archived)

Exactly!

I would LOVE a tv program that soley compiled the "and finally" news items from around the world into one end of week package. THIS IS TV THAT MUST BE MADE.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:04, archived)

And

you should start each story with "And finally". Also, instead of a newsroom in the background have plenty of people photoshopping. Or looking at porn.

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mrbrong, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:09, archived)

yep. 1st law of TV

must keep background busy.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:17, archived)

that's defintiely where the current crop of news programs

go wrong. the people in the background should be surfing for porn. fantastic.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 16:49, archived)

dr universe mysteries

what's this about?
www.psc.edu/~schneide/druniverse.html

it's not linked on
www.psc.edu/~schneide

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:27, archived)

it's very special

and our little secret, as uncle charlie used to say.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:33, archived)

Röda lacket, a swedish snuff

(TuffPirat, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:15, archived)

dear dr Universe

how much pressure can a frog take?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:12, archived)

Dear Monkeon

I'm afraid your question is in a queue. There are lots of curious kiddies out there with a lot of questions. (Miss stickywhiskers, could you bring through another batch of catnip please, thankyou)

(milk_explosion, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)

u...

should make its eyes pop out in a comical style, or at least inflate up to the size of the olde b3ta frogges eyes.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)

so are we gonna organise these

drinks for next week then?

eh? eh?

(bastardizor, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:51, archived)

i thought

they were organised?
I thought everyone was meeting in Exmouth market, except you, who was going to either Venus, or Chariots...no?!

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

that was the impression i had

exmouth arms, 7 on wednesday.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:03, archived)

That's within staggering distance alright

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chthonic, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:13, archived)

so we can expect to see you?

marvellous.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)

woo

I'll be there. hooray! so who's in then?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)

Me and Ozy will be...

But I thought it was next friday?

(bastardizor, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)

I wanna come!

Can't you all just drop everything and come to the wrestlers in cambridge?

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

Is that what you do of an evening then wifey?

nip out for a quick wrestle?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:46, archived)

oh yes

wrestling is great. In fact I wrestled on my hen night.

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:51, archived)

cool

I worry for our future now there is a generation of children growing up without big daddy, giant haystacks and kendo nagasaki to look up to.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:58, archived)

And on the way home

We try not to fall in the river, as I previously mentioned.
I Wrestle every Wednesday lunch time, because this is the way it must be.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:05, archived)

I'm glad you posted that

you referred to an 'earlier post', well, earlier, and I couldn't find it.

Organise it and they shall come. Well, as long as it is within staggering distance. Pick a pub.

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chthonic, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:00, archived)

thellama73 presents: The Worlds Smallest Animated Gif!

_____

(thellama73, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:34, archived)

he's not so small now

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:25, archived)

Well where's the fun in that?

Now it's just boring.

(thellama73, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 14:09, archived)

pastel brainmonkey bowen

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wangolini, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:31, archived)

fantastic

it's the happiness patrol leader.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:34, archived)

which is the scariest

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)

Is that one of those crap

jelly things you get in liqourice allsorts, with a face and 'tache?

(bastardizor, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:49, archived)

But no!

That's actually two deflated pigs trying to suck the juices from his head, in order to regain their porcine roundness.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)

excellent deduction

i knew there had to be a rational explanation

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:20, archived)

Why thankyou

They don't call me Sherlock Holmes for nothing. I have to pay them a crisp fiver every fortnight.

And cheers by the way, for the fantastic pets, blode series, simply red sauciness and all. I've been enjoying them for some time but never quite got round to joining in!

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:28, archived)

why thank you

i'm very touched- that's a lovely thing to say. it's a game everyone can play of course. glad you've got round to playing with us now. woo!

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:57, archived)

rude flash

the guys i was talking to last night just sent me this trailer for the fuck force five thing they were going on about. it looks nice, but is not office friendly.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)

Larry Hagman's Vision - New Animated Version!

For some reason the old woman started going out of focus. I can't figure out why. The lion looks like he's singing. Anyone wanna do a soundtrack for it?

(thellama73, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:16, archived)

soon as I get five mins

I'll post something over the weekend...just installed Cubase upgrade, so may take a few hours to get PC up and running again...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:39, archived)

Pics of Rob

I have some now, woo ha ha

(David, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)

can you post them

up?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:28, archived)

oops I'm not rob by the way

I'm just on his computor. (looking thro all his stuffwhile he's on telly, obviously)

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:29, archived)

phew that's better

at home again now

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:32, archived)

That's amazing

your posts changed 'voice' just like that. One minute they were ginger-bloke, next they were (guessing - not seen you) ginger-woman...
Even _knowing_ the first one was you and not rob, I still read it with a bloke voice.
Now I've gone all existential.

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chthonic, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:54, archived)

I don't know if I'm and Arthur or a Martha -

now I'm all confused too! aarrggghh

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:07, archived)

or a pep?

alternatively.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)

or an Isa, if we're financially

speaking.

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:23, archived)

not tessa

then?

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)

sadly Tessa's have been phased out.

I was a Tessa, but now, an Isa I think.
Or a nice post office account, at the weekends. You know how it is.

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)

savings accounts

are more interesting than current ones aren't they? i think that's what it says in the literature anyway.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:48, archived)

I'm a big fan of

long-term, high-interest accounts myself.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:56, archived)

me too.

there more interesting all round I'd say.
Hooraah.

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:05, archived)

And you haven't posted them because?

or are you just tying to save us?

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chthonic, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:28, archived)

SHEMALE SEEKING A GOOD PHOTOSHOPPING

http://i8.yimg.com/8/31ec14e1/h/6c08bc57/October+5+2000+4.jpg

If it dont post properly then what the hell link is above...

(linus, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:10, archived)

telly!

woo! just remembered to go to now.com to see rob on the streamy telly thing. they're not talking to him yet, but they did show some of our pictures at the start. hooray! i wander if anyone's watching it. i wander how rob will do. should be funny anyway.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:03, archived)

he's just starting now!

yay! go rob!

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:05, archived)

Ooooh

Lady: You're looking quite a bit like Laurence yourself today!
Rob: Yeeees...

(David, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)

Can't see...

Why does now.com kill my mac everytime I try to look at it?

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mrbrong, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

Rob

you rock

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spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

do you know if he'd

prepared his answers for the 'how successful has that site which your site links to been?' questions.
Minimal research TV is brilliant.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)

i was very amused by

how little there actually was about b3ta in it...

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:05, archived)

Good Golly Miss Molly

Hello ladles and jellyspoons ((c) Great Suprendo). New bod here. May I thank you from the bottom of my hat for your special website. It quide liderally saves me from tears during my "working day".

Hope to join in with the photoshop gestations as this site prompted me to buy it from the local market, along with some towels and some egyptian ciggies.

How do I end this post.

Like this, I think

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:41, archived)

More bod can only be a good thing

I do like your name. I think. It depends whether it refers to a loving eraser or an eraser that erases love.

please clarify =)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:49, archived)

good evening

we have an initiation ceremony in which you must animate this man's clock and make him dance on the hour before you are allowed to post anything else.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:51, archived)

an eraser of love.

see you in the Underworld.

welcome!

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:59, archived)

Caught....

That's ... erm ... red handed

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:18, archived)

phew.

I was worried for a moment that you might think i meant Camden.
Hoorraah for you!

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:56, archived)

A shame faced reply

I would love to oblige, but my shitty work laptop has a 1 catpower engine, prohibiting me from doing anything useful or fun.

But I have just put "catpower" into google to try and find a suitable photo to accompany that description and it provided me this photo of a one-man "band" called Cat Power.

www.net-quest.com/~arne/catpower/catpower.shtml

Looking at the lyrics, I would not imagine that we will be seeing her (or him - I can't tell) on Top of the Pops in the near future.

But his/her album titles are nice

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)

Fucking hell!

I thought that was a picture of me for a minute!! Scarey

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:14, archived)

Sorry for the alarm

I just like the way that his/her arm looks as though it was vibrating rapidly when the photo was taken

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

it's a her

she's actually rather good, though can't imagine her getting in the charts or nowt which is a shame.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:26, archived)

But I don't have

pointy shoulders like that...or hair like that..

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:28, archived)

Do you mean

Something like this?

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macca, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

Yes. Yes that's it...

...although the words "only very sporadically" have been cut off the copyright notice

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)

your not music master

Katoy are you?

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)

Mait non

I'm afraid not. I am a master of nothing to be truthful

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:17, archived)

hello

nice to meet you. how are you today?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:59, archived)

whatever happened to the Great Suprendo?

Wasn't he married to Victoria Wood?
Hello you.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:59, archived)

He lost lots of weight and now

works under his real name, Geoffrey Durham. He was magic/effects consultant last time I met him.
He's my Dad's cousin :)

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chthonic, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)

we have some great celeb cousins

who was it who confessed to being the Chuckle Brothers' distant relation?

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:09, archived)

fantastic

this is great. hooray! can we get the great suprendo to come and play with us?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:50, archived)

Help!

I can't get our new frog to shut up!

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:36, archived)

OH Hal9000!!!

I've been working really hard and I've only just looked down the bottom of the page at your George Doors picture...Very good! See, it does look like him Thank you for doing what I'm too lazy to do!!

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

thats quite allright

cheers it was phun. You can do wonder with the clone brush :)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:12, archived)

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